Will You Press The Button?

xX_DankMemester_Xx 11 years ago

just FUCKING KILL THEMM (FilthyFrank reference)

ninjabot 5 years ago

Finally someone said it

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MissStormcloud 8 years ago

Maybe the stalker just wants a friend. Then down the line we become best friends, start dating, get married and adopt two kids.

Bumbury 9 years ago

Report the coworker

Jack Little 13 years ago

Job of a lifetime would only have awesome people working there...so best job ever AND a new friend? HELL YEAH

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 6 months ago

I was about to comment this!

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TheBanditCactus 9 years ago

I want my job to be a YouTuber :D It also means no stalkers :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Queen_of_Jade 8 years ago

not necessarily, YouTubers have been stalked before.

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken 9 years ago

In an anime the stalker would be a hot girl. So yeah

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

…or a stereotypical *REDACTED* protagonist. Are you sure you want that?

Neko Chan 13 years ago

>Job of lifetime = Father >Coworker = Wife No loss there

Shibbity 2 years ago

shes a minor

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Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago

get a job a the playboy house and hope the coworker stalking you is a girl!

Maddieblook 10 years ago

Even better. ;)

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Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago

Ask them to play the Mission Imposable the

Alivia Eve Melino-Getz 13 years ago

What coworker?

aphkoolaid 12 years ago

As long as they don't hurt me, we're good.

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

Befriend the stalker

UsernameChecksOut 10 years ago

Username checks out

better_dogpond12 2 years ago

This is just my avarage life anyways..

Lolcakes12 11 years ago

Yeah I'll just kill the stalker

PandaMugger 10 years ago

Become besties with your stalker

Yourmumsfave 4 years ago

The coworker better be fit

mounteverett 9 years ago

No downside

Human-number305 7 years ago

FBI... BACK UP FBI

harry 11 years ago

I would just tell boss about it and coworker will be sent to jail

Gabbysanchez 9 years ago

That"s creepy af

Rainbow_Kitten 10 years ago

Not if I stalk him

NotARobot 10 years ago

My lifetime job is pretty much only working with my friends and we"re always creepin" around each other anyways, so.... DOWNSIDE?

boltmum1 11 years ago

as long as the stalker was hot

alexmcho 8 years ago

So...I get a free girlfriend?

Lchil 11 years ago

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