Will You Press The Button?

Squammy 2 years ago

STOP SHOUTING AT ME YOU BITCHHHHH

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME? D":

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago

whate fuck is ur pfp ._.

GabrielErnesto 11 years ago

inmortality+war=fun

Demon_Lord 2 years ago

"Every war" its not a good inmortal is just an inmortal slave for humanity

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Johnnylag4 8 years ago

I WILL FIGHT I THE WAR OF CAPS!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!

ranboomba 4 years ago

LMFAO

OblivionBringer 8 years ago

DOES THE AUTHOR KNOW ABOUT CAPS LOCK OR THE MEANING OF IMMORTAL.

Iris Ally 13 years ago

WHY IS THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Dusty_Bread2310 4 years ago

I EAT DIRT

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FinleyRS 8 years ago

I... Declare... A... Thumb... War!

Majin_Snake 10 years ago

Win Win! I love killing and war, the sound of terror, the taste of blood, the smell of burned flesh, the sensations when something pierces your body and adrenalin starts flowing. Eyes going dull after you kill someone. This makes me horny.

ChoiceMaster101 10 years ago

Y-you ok there buddy?...

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

MAN THERE ARE NO CAPS IN THE BUTTON OR THIS COMMENT...RIGHT?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

GET A PAPER CUT ON UR PAPERS SIGNING TO JOIN ARMY OH YES I HAVE BOOBOO TO PROVE IN WARS

Blane1247 10 years ago

IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO? I TURNED IT ON SOMEHOW LIKE A MONTH AGO AND I CANT TURN IT OFF... IVE FOUND YOU CAN HOLD SHIFT TO TEMPORARILY stop IT

undecidedfoot93 8 years ago

THE SKY WHALES ARE COMING!

Jamesjr888 9 years ago

#deadpool!!!!

Yafagafa Yoyomchoho Breadstix 13 years ago

so basically be wolverine

POLTERPUP 6 years ago

OR STRONG POULTER PUP

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DarkOverlord2 9 years ago

Someone forgot to turn off caps lock

varter21212 10 years ago

Stop stabbing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because I am immortal dose not mean you get to stab me in the tummy as much as you want!!!!

Loophole man 10 years ago

I'm the time travelling COD protagonist

AloCentrala 10 years ago

OMG CAPS

Michael Buot 13 years ago

they never said how long you had to fight for, only that you participate

11Thecrowmuse11 10 years ago

They also didn't say that you have to actually fight - you can be a medic!

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Teitur Dahl 13 years ago

SOMEONE FORGOT TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK :< I MYSELF PREFER TO TYPE THIS WHILST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!

DatBoi21 8 years ago

*THE

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Brennick Vitale 13 years ago

How can you be in every war when there's two sides to a war? am I going to be fighting for both sides at once? am i two people? that doesn't make any sense

Jango Fett 10 years ago

You kill everyone.

Xander Oliver 13 years ago

Who cares about the pain? I could win every war

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago

Wars are a waste of time Id rather walk around all day with a giant F*** ME sign on my back

thatdudedotcom 10 years ago

LOWER LETTERS ARE FOR LOWER CLASS

HumanUsSr57 4 years ago

you dont actually have to fight on the frontline be the technical discovery or smthing

tigerstar 11 years ago

Kill urself befor the first war

SamBaum 9 years ago

so why not die before war?

mr.whatface 10 years ago

RELEASE THE FUCKING SPASTIC HENS!!!

Qwertyasdfzx 8 years ago

Deadpool?

d0v4hk1In2015 11 years ago

So what people?! You are immortal and can decide your own death! Yea pain's a bitch but you'd still be alive like Ichigo from Bleach

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Not worth it.....

Sam Sobati 13 years ago

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR~!

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago

OH MY GOSH STOP SHOUTING AT ME! OF COARSE I"LL FIGHT! AS LONG AS I CAN CHOOSE SIDES

solarandlunar 11 years ago

CAPS = YELLING so I yell this one

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago

Well.. I can just kill myself before the war or run around in circles in the wars. Can't touch this and can't feel this.

TheAsh 11 years ago

I READ THIS LIKE IT WAS REALLY INTENSE BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS

Demolicious51 10 years ago

WHY IS THIS IN CAPS LOCK

EX_23113 2 months ago

生不如死是这样用的

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

Wolverine!

Moosey05 9 years ago

*Goes to war, fighta for 5 minutes...goes home* Honey I'm home! Oh wait..be back. A war off somewhere! Be back in 20! Lol

mogley1992 11 years ago

hell yeah. that sounds awesome, although i'd want to heal like wolverine not like a normal human and be able to grow limbs back.

Denki__Kaminari 6 years ago

Vr headset fuck over those germans

star_skitter 11 years ago

THE HERO OF LEGEND THE ONE THAT CAN'T DIE THE LEGEND STAR

marxman 9 years ago

It says you have to fight, but it didn't say in combat. I could be flying KC-135s or be an Air Battle Manager on an E-3 for all I know. That"s technically fighting.

MotherFooker 12 years ago

FSDJFSDJFBSADFBASDHF

ILoveCookies 10 years ago

THAT"S ALL COOL, AND I AGREE WITH THE OTHER GUY WHY THE CAPS?!?!

Milagros Maisonet-Menendez 13 years ago

I would be the goddess of war?! fuck yeah!

Goldblaze_SK 11 years ago

DID TORGUE WRITE THIS QUESTION?!???

trololol9000 11 years ago

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RegularOldDude 11 years ago

MOTHAFUCKIN CAPSLOCK!

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