Win Win! I love killing and war, the sound of terror, the taste of blood, the smell of burned flesh, the sensations when something pierces your body and adrenalin starts flowing. Eyes going dull after you kill someone. This makes me horny.
ChoiceMaster10110 years ago
Y-you ok there buddy?...
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FinleyRS8 years ago
I... Declare... A... Thumb... War!
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Bountyhunter32338 years ago
MAN THERE ARE NO CAPS IN THE BUTTON OR THIS COMMENT...RIGHT?
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Hamburger Guy9 years ago
GET A PAPER CUT ON UR PAPERS SIGNING TO JOIN ARMY OH YES I HAVE BOOBOO TO PROVE IN WARS
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Blane124710 years ago
IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO? I TURNED IT ON SOMEHOW LIKE A MONTH AGO AND I CANT TURN IT OFF... IVE FOUND YOU CAN HOLD SHIFT TO TEMPORARILY stop IT
How can you be in every war when there's two sides to a war? am I going to be fighting for both sides at once? am i two people? that doesn't make any sense
Jango Fett11 years ago
You kill everyone.
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RandomGuy88811 years ago
WHY NOT, I LIKE MAKING CHAOS
PS: WHY THE CAPITAL LETTERS
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dankmemes1019 years ago
I"D RATHER NOT BUT THANKS ANYWAY
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Melmo0008211 years ago
CAP SENSITIVE
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KKDZ10 years ago
WOOOOOO CAPITAL LETTERS!
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koalamakecake9 years ago
AHHH TOO MUCH CAPITAL LETTERS
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XxheadhunterxX12 years ago
I would love to take part in history of death of Hitler
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Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic10 years ago
NO BAD SIDE WAR IS AMAIZING LIKE IN GAMES
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Union of Socialist Scandinavian Republics11 years ago
I will fight for peace
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Knucklesfan10 years ago
I will be the hero of time... I will grow perfect. In no time I will be skilled enough to never be hit, thus rarely feel pain, I shall be a war machine.
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Vozella12 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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TaylorDavis9 years ago
Karkat wtaf dude :?
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Sophiab67311 years ago
#SNIPEYOUBOIIII
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Dolus11 years ago
that is my ultimate goal in life to become immortal and become the most feared man in the world. also starting my own world war in the process
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roxyaee10 years ago
Hell no i rather die
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KawaiiSpooks11 years ago
Im immortal tho...Urmmm I dont care if i fight in wars. I am going to live anyway, unless i decide to die so yea, im clicking the button
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LenAuphydas9 years ago
I mean sooner or later I'll be so amazing at fighting I'll just be able to personally decide the course of history.
So I mean
Hells yeah I'll do that.
I'll start my own wars and shape the world according to my whims.
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awesome 111 years ago
Yeah I'm immortal but I feel the pain.kinda useless
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Knife5 years ago
Become female deadpool
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DerpyIII11 years ago
I'M IN IN FIGHTING IN EVERY WAR BUT ALSO IMMORTAL?!?!?! :D WIN WIN FOR ME!!! :D
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FlameBlaze9 years ago
CAPSSSS!!!!
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FRASUC1512 years ago
So like the Wolverine?
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winterfrost10 years ago
CAPS
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Nod_Lucario11 years ago
immortality is a curse, not a blessing.
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Squirtle dude 15210 years ago
Be an engineer
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Yanice Ichou13 years ago
ALRIGHT
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Echo_Angel811 years ago
Already in pain all over sooooo... Can I just choose to die now?
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Popatroll10 years ago
Humans go insane without social contact after a couple months. No thanks
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Whimsy11 years ago
Yeah well it didn't say HOW much I had to fight, so I could just like. Punch some fucker in the face and then get the heck out of there!
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