Doesn't mean anyone knows how to "use" the chip. LLOOOPPHOLLLEEEEEE
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Derp_Lord8 years ago
Trump ain't tracking MY ass, not today!
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ACTIONACE5 years ago
This has no downsides other than you can't surprise anyone anymore
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ArtemisFowlthethird11 years ago
I can do that anyways XDDDDD
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iluvnature9 years ago
Janet Rogers , They the kidnapper could also track you down
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Aeroon9 years ago
depends on whos tracking..?
Aeroon9 years ago
but youre already going on facebook, you didnt need that privacy anyways
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CGalavizt9 years ago
as long as my parents don't have the divice that shows where I am
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RinKagamine0210 years ago
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RogueRondol7 years ago
IRS, here I am! also, I'm always tracked anyway.
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Marc Horton12 years ago
What's the downside?
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Ivatra10 years ago
I can look at a clock you know that right?
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icecreampop248 years ago
Excactly
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tigerstar 9 years ago
Ur phone does that already , the point is ?
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GGuy123459 years ago
I could hack my brain chip to turn off location detection.
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sm0l_b4n4n44 years ago
Me: going to my friend"s birthday
Kidnapper: *it"s go time-*
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00adzo10 years ago
Yea just one chip can not do that
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Rawr_Oswald10 years ago
If you go missing or I die people will find me HA
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Reallyme7 years ago
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO HACK
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Joeywcoleygamelover9 years ago
can't we just get a watch or something?
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KingFruit10 years ago
Don't trust the "FIND THE 2" bullcrap. It's not true. Anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE" is just bullshit. Don't worry
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ActualDaughterOfSatan8 years ago
I think even with this power I'm so forgetful I"d forget I had this power therefore forgetting time and events
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Mike Johnson9 years ago
My ex tryed that on me, she's dead now
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Natanm18 years ago
I know something that can do that without the chip. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN BITCH!!!!!!!
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HarveyWrightlast year
I thionk, ytherfore I am
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Yummier32710 years ago
Duh technology knows what time it is
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JackAttackBabyBackRibs9 years ago
I have no social life the GPS tracker would actually be more useful and if the punishment is better than the reward i want not part in it.
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rosiebobatea8005 years ago
:) haves a good day
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dashingalias11 years ago
calendar?
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derpyking2469 years ago
Buy a wrist watch
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MissPoners7 years ago
Get a vpn, problem solved
flash-gnash7 years ago
What exactly does that solve? GPS doesn't use IP location
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Iggy9 years ago
By who? The government? Stuff like that would not be a first.
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jbsync10 years ago
I lick my eyeballs instead of blink, just like a lizard
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Butt9 years ago
It kinda never said who will be tracking you so yeah.
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Ridley5 months ago
But how would they track me? Just connect to it via bluetooth?
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Dr. Jekyll10 years ago
I don't think that there's any way any government can track my brain chip. They'll have to kill me to get their hands on it.
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TheKid138 years ago
Weh, okay. I'm not very interesting, I don't KNOW WHY YOU"D WANT TO TRACK ME
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