Will You Press The Button?

Username789018 years ago

I'm already susceptible to "insanity" I have bipolar disorder . So no disadvantage !

PretzelNuggets8 years ago

I could stop World War 2 and stuff... That"d be nice.

Flyinguphigh9 years ago

I'm pretty sure I've already lost my sanity.

The tenth doctor9 years ago

So I'd become captain jack harkness? I'm already a timelord

InaneArtifactOH7 years ago

2 years late but, I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!

PHANDOM8 years ago

I"d never want to be immortal, the possibility of instant death is important for being able to have a happy life

Sophie Accosi12 years ago

Why would anyone want to be immortal?

BatshitCrazy3 years ago

Because it"s life.

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MXP7 years ago

Meet anyone in History. Experience different cultures. See the truth of history’s biggest mysteries. Sounds great to me.

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

Aren't we already suspectable to insanity?

ChristyAnn4698 years ago

Already insane, bring it peasants

YoYoPancake9 years ago

Well, I still have all of the people that have pressed the button!

baguette989 years ago

You cant meet them so they would just be invisible for you

Makise Kurisu9 years ago

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Jesus_is_lord9 years ago

Thinka bout. You can experience the greatest moments in history. You can see the first meetings of the continental congress.

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

IM ALREADY INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

Jack Vitz12 years ago

I think Douglas Adams wrote on this. The character went so insane that insanity became boring, so he became sane again...some weird happening like that.

Darth8 years ago

Ben 10, the immortal professor said he went insane then became sane again because insanity was boring

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Dermot Archie Mac Conville12 years ago

riiight... wouldn't that be counter-productive in the way that if you share information about computers in the stone-age it won't help at all, or if you do make a difference, it'll have an adverse effect on humanities development. also 10,000 bc was during an ice age, fuck that!

KARKAT_VANTAS9 years ago

I ALREADY AM IMMORTAL, SO ARE MY HUMAN FRIENDS, AND QUADRANTS, SO FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA

Jormungand11710 years ago

I bide my time going through each advance and spearhead the American Revolution and make myself the permanent leader of the US and make it the most prosperous, respected, feared [by our enemies] and the strongest nation in the world, everyone owing us mone...[Show full comment]

Flyinguphigh9 years ago

Ya but it's the US they'll never be great. I'm Canadian.

The_Darkstar8 years ago

I'm already insane. No choice here.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

can i take history books? because i have an immortal empire.

Turtleboy29113 years ago

If I was emortal I would love every one I love so fuck no

scheuerman10 years ago

Susceptible doesn't mean it'll happen for sure

Toph23368 years ago

😂👏🏻 slightly real now

hiworldimabigirl5 years ago

ever read Tuck Everlasting? immortality would suck

DctrLgc11 years ago

Already prone to insanity.

Coffeeyote9 years ago

Cool. I've always wanted to be God-Emperor of Mankind. A wise and benevolent ruler, with knowledge to guide this race of silly little apes towards happiness.

bobtheperson9 years ago

10000 years ago was during an ice age. And fuck that shit

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I meant the walikng dead by the way,no offense to the actual dead.

Birb Nova9 years ago

but i'm already insane. ;-;

Banzai277 years ago

So i would be fucked up insane god that is lonely?

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago

SOOOO not worth it!

Uhhhhhwhatshouldidolast year

I wonder how people with schizophrenia reacted to this one

a80410 years ago

Press it

WoodStuff8 years ago

accident sorry i wanted to press it XD

JohnTDK9 years ago

WORTH IT !! I don't want to see everyone Immortal like me and my Vampire wife anyway,but when i'm thinking do i become a crazy maniac like Simon in Adventure Time !?

undertale love9 years ago

Who?

W3ird0_x4 years ago

"you cant kill yourself " "you are immortal" Depressed people: this is a total no Me: OKAY mate didnt even want to die anyway

Sudokori 10 years ago

Okay. Looks like religon starts early

CopicCreations9 years ago

im so confused

William727 years ago

This button made me question my existence

Koten McFilms12 years ago

Imortallity's overated

Girlycard9 years ago

it says susceptible meaning you can not that you will. so you lose nothing as you are susceptible to insanity this moment, "wake up john this is all a dream you never left the asylum

BiGB8 years ago

im already insane so logic flawed

Burnt_Python_589 years ago

So I'm already partially insane. I'm okay with theft I'm okay with murder I'm okay with terrorism plus I kinda want to kill people plus I talk to myself

kumated10 years ago

i'll be the doctor!

djpg219 years ago

live forever? sounds good to me

BatshitCrazy3 years ago

Condition your mind to enjoy learning new skills & languages. Invent new methods to record humanity"s history. Leave TONS of anachronistic clues everywhere that disprove various religions & watch the chaos unfold.

plooby10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Krusek8 years ago

I am already crazy, and I'll create the Rubik"s cube before Erno Rubik is even born.

JOY24 years ago

You would have to watch as everyone you love died why should anyone would that

magicalrealmofmrfish10 years ago

i would be able to get famous for surviving a 1000000m fall

FullestAuto9 years ago

Immortality is the worst curse over anything. When someone asks you "WHY would you wanna be immortal" you can think of many things, but at the end, at some point, you'll get bored, you'll experience so much, Immortality means 100% assure insanity... FOR EV...[Show full comment]

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