Will You Press The Button?

Li_Ye last year

I found a cure for cancer. It means that I can gain fame and fortune.

happy2016 11 years ago

if they rub it in your face just punch them in the face

Catoftheretroworld 2 years ago

Damn

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C4rli705 11 years ago

I am my own enemy

Vegadg 9 years ago

What if you hate yourself the most...🤔

Quetzy 6 years ago

👍

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Alex Louis 13 years ago

Who cares about credit? You would be saving millions of lives.

weslikesmen 4 years ago

i agree i can be the bigger man

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Dubstep Master 11 years ago

Save the people! My great grandma and grandma both died of cancer

Pokefan123 9 years ago

33% is evil

Temmie190 6 years ago

Jokes on you the one I hate the most is no one

Uncr3ative 9 years ago

I hate myself the most... therefore, I get credit. L O O P H O L E

gamagama 9 years ago

But what if i hate myself?

DarkOverlord2 9 years ago

I don't care about curing cancer since my mom already died of cancer.

JekoPlays 9 years ago

What if you don't hate anyone?

meganchar 9 years ago

Does it disturb anybody else that 33% would rather destroy millions of lives than hand over credit to someone who you shouldn't care about? Get over it people. Faith in humanity status- nonexistent

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Well, let’s put the scenario in another way: You cure cancer, but you MUST give all credit to the person you hate the most. Would you still press the new button, since you prefer handing over credit “to someone you shouldn’t care about” over “destroy[ing] ... [Show full comment]

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago

I think I already found a cure for cancer. It"s called eat more vitamin B17

Grande-Papa 10 years ago

Well, shit. Donald Trump is gonna cure cancer, guys.

NHLic 10 years ago

I hate me most.

AaronSilva 9 years ago

Loophole

Alfredo Suescun Carril 13 years ago

Justin Bieber cures cancer, like anyone would belive that

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Calvin u are bullshit

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Nosaj 10 years ago

What in the world is wrong with 33% of people?

jackrhodes200 10 years ago

You wouldnt believe how much I hate that person...

HodgYBounce 11 years ago

That's totally worth it. I don't give a fuck about credit, I'm gonna save millions of lives.

Exactly who you'd expect 11 years ago

billions,really

Alex Brenholt 13 years ago

Who cares about who takes the credit

And Im Gone 11 years ago

this guy

Numanar Von Epicloud 13 years ago

Yes. Because all I did was press a button so I don't deserve credit anyway.

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago

Hm - since the person I hate the most is a fictional character (Rogue from the X-Men) I don't see how she can take the credit.

AaronSilva 9 years ago

She would take credit in the comic books and you would take credit for the real world. Also I wonder... Why do you not like Rogue?

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Ellen Bohn 13 years ago

I do not really hate anyone, so no downside.

lilylunapotter 11 years ago

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Melissa McClish 13 years ago

Whatever. As long as there's a cure.

Oldiron_79 5 years ago

Wernstrom!

SPACEJUMPER 9000 10 years ago

I'd do the oppisite of curing cancer to owen.

Alecstrash23 9 years ago

World is overpopulated anyway

chantheboss 11 years ago

Well i stab the guy and bury him and say he died of cancer and i did not know he had cancer and say that if he cured cancer he would of cured himself and i cured cancer

MusicPhan 10 years ago

What? This dumbass girl from my school

Samuel Hat 13 years ago

Thirty nine percent are ignorant losers

CastielLovesDean 9 years ago

how can a fictional character take the credit?

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago

So.... Eminem cured cancer?!?

Nickey Summers 10 years ago

Well the person i hate wont take no dame credit cause ill kick thier ass before they wvwn say a word

Nickey Summers 10 years ago

Really im sourise when i made this one thing for my boyfriend this bitch tryed to take credit and i kicked her ass

Hela 6 years ago

Theres no downside. I hate myself.

osh_ 2 years ago

I dont have any enemies i can think of… do people actually have enemies i thought that was just a movies and cinema thing. Its much more wholesome and lovely to form friendships imho.

TheNerdyVillager 10 years ago

34% of people are selfish assholes

MarcusLeeTurner 8 years ago

My hate transends into apathy so it would go to the person. I dislike the most which is my older brother and I dont kind him takeing the credit

Wolfy88 Just 11 years ago

pressed the button NOT! Wolfy's opinion: No matter how much you hate that person, it will be unfair to that person too if you give that person all the credit to hold for cancer.

SirVenomous 11 years ago

FOR HUMANITY!!!

Gen_Fux 8 years ago

I thought that like 85% of people diagnosed survive?

RandomWand03 11 years ago

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Exactly who you'd expect 11 years ago

fuck you

Galhaar 12 years ago

Sure, let a moron who dresses like justin beiber and has the brain of a squirrel cure cancer.

walnoter 4 years ago

oh no jeff bezos takes credit for curing cancer

TikiPlayz 10 years ago

i already stole it from carter

The Black Knight 10 years ago

Good one but credit? You just saved a country worth of people forever. Who cares about credit? Even if he/she takes credit you can always prove it was you.