Will You Press The Button?

-Ace1ntheh0le- 2 years ago

Who wants to join me in an asexual party?We have cookies!

Spicy_air 11 months ago

I'll come

JadenCawley 9 years ago

Sex once a year that lasts the whole year

Champ_fengX 2 years ago

WTF?????????????????

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Jams 11 years ago

See, it never said how long it had to be... (the most fitting lenny ever)

LandoStar25 2 years ago

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Will Schmitt 13 years ago

That's about one more sex than I get currently!

Ratee 6 years ago

its one more sex than i want

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procharleston1 6 years ago

im asexual so yeah

Cool_Boi16 5 years ago

Asexual. Nuff said.

ThatTheatreDuck 6 years ago

*laughs in asexual*

Alexandra Sakigami 11 years ago

Why not?

D_YellowMadness last year

I imagine it would be torture for most sex addicts but I'm usually the type to only crave something when it's available & once a year is better than my current record of none ever so this sounds like a win to me.

AshCreDas 10 years ago

It will just teach you not to cheat. So I see no problem with it all. Besides sex is something that is only supposed to be done with one person, and to me that one person should be who you end up marrying.

Atarii 6 years ago

Sex is amazing, fuck that shit

Blebleb 7 years ago

#asexual

TheCreepyChild 11 years ago

I Don't want love and I'm a child.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

Me too

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ArgentumAurum 9 years ago

HA! I"M ASEXUAL!

SnowflameStorm 9 years ago

Haha Asexual XD

Catherine Xixi 13 years ago

Asexual people will have no problem answering this.

Catcool 4 years ago

Those creatures aren't people tho😬

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Jasonthekiler 9 years ago

hohoho its super to sex

Spinelthecrystalclod 9 years ago

*Asexual Laughter in the background*

AriT321 9 years ago

I SAW THAT COMING (im pansexual and asexual)

Lucoa 10 years ago

Does this mean waifus will come to life? It said anyone..

MEOWZLy 6 years ago

0o0

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago

asexual people never have sex. Ill just be asexual ten

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago

*then

Wolla 10 years ago

I am asexual there is no downside.

exokris 11 years ago

Doesn't say anything about not masturbating

jimmy12345 10 years ago

You're pervers And ugly

Hdawg1111 11 years ago

Why would i not press it love is love

Yarsftks 11 years ago

That's true love.

BlazeRed 11 years ago

Rizingr, I'm asexual anyways so this is no loss for me at all. Might as well try to get together with the love of my life.

Rizingr 11 years ago

A) You only MEET the love of your life. Doesn't state they like you. B) You can only have da sex once a year with ANYONE, meaning it can be someone who doesn't even exist. So, knowing these things, what do you guys do? Press the button or not?

NFL_FTW 11 years ago

One word, porn

JackelineP98 11 years ago

I would prefer to meet the love of my life.

lily the dragon 12 years ago

*asexual snickering*

RunYouCleverBoyAndRememberMe:) 12 years ago

*asexual laughter in background*

ZaneP 13 years ago

Today I discovered that I'm shallow

Clayton Glauner 13 years ago

some of you people act like sex is really that important, and It's /Anyone/, including the love of your life.

xGlacierfootx 10 years ago

nope. sex is making a relationship with someone. if you dont love them then you shouldnt dfo it. and i mean LOVE them not like them

Djcollins3 11 years ago

It said you get to have sex with anybody once a year. It didn't really say that you could only have sex once

MEOWZLy 6 years ago

wtf

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago

Just have sex once and all the other days pleasure each other. Technically not sex

caeraboo 12 years ago

I can literally feel the asexual laughs

Mtoom3000 10 years ago

Its not worth it

OpticalOllusion 9 years ago

No one to have sex with

xGlacierfootx 10 years ago

lol same. plus i got morals. and that will give me a reason to let my wife no it was impossible for me to cheat on her.

AceCat4000 2 years ago

asexual snickering can be heard in the distance.

Werewolfman0809098 11 years ago

Zane Potorti 46 years ago | Likes: 6 Today I discovered that I'm shallow Reply Like Will Schmitt 46 years ago | Likes: 2 That's about one more sex than I get currently! Reply Like Catherine Xixi 46 years ago | Likes: 2 Asexual people will have... [Show full comment]

Floralsei 5 years ago

Love of your life… tf is that? That’s doesn’t exist

You mama 11 years ago

don't read this or you will die. 7 plus 6 is 13. 13 is the illuminati's favorite number is 13. You are now an Illuminati confirmed. I must kill you In your sleep

Richard Henderson 13 years ago

I said no cause i only want to be with her.

FROGU 7 years ago

More then I do usually

BananaTree 11 years ago

didn't say no oral or masturbation. my love can pleasure me with their hands and vice versa. Also no time limit on the once a year sex

RyderRyan 10 years ago

It never said anything about oral sex.

xXJJF4506Xx 10 years ago

I'm a virgin :P VIRGIN POWER FOREVER

meatloave 11 months ago

Being sexually incompetent and or physically unattractive ISNT ' asexual' . Try improving yourself instead , once you start catching the eyes of people who are interested in you you will find your 'asexuallity' was no more substantial than a passing shodow... [Show full comment]

Werewolfman0809098 11 years ago

Zane Potorti 46 years ago | Likes: 6 Today I discovered that I'm shallow Reply Like Will Schmitt 46 years ago | Likes: 2 That's about one more sex than I get currently! Reply Like Catherine Xixi 46 years ago | Likes: 2 Asexual people will have... [Show full comment]

Xaron98 12 years ago

Fine by me.

SpoodermanSpooderman 4 years ago

*snickers in asexual*

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