I pressed the button for the hillarious situation of robbing people in this state.
"GIMME ALL OF YOUR MONEY"
"hahahah look honey this crippled man is trying to rob us" *dies*
"OH SHIT"
so...i can be some sorta professor X.....cool cool...lol
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BJay11 years ago
Guess what they never said that u can't sprint!
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cathy_the_bitchy11 years ago
Sit in a wheelchair. Problem solved
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Nyaruko10 years ago
Fuck legs, I can kill you with my mind.
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Kermit_memes4 years ago
I'll kill all teachers except for Music and Art and ONLY HIRE NURSES AND DOCTORS TO FIX MY GODAM LEGS
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TFB10 years ago
Eh, why not...
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zdodger12 years ago
no need to exercise or get out of bed...and that sympathy thing with the ladies is nice. plus it only says you can never WALK again. this means you can still run, speedwalk, jog, etc.
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AbbsR11111 years ago
I WILL RUN,JOG OR CRAWL
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xanxus10286 years ago
deathnote but with a mental twist to the story
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Ericpenguin11 years ago
Upside?
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Alex7711 years ago
Sheesh,in the new age of ms lazy,walking is for pussies only.Am I right men
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GinnyWeasleyy8 years ago
57% you actual phsychopaths obviously no
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Silverwolf4411 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will...[Show full comment]
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Craig W. Smith13 years ago
I have no desire to be a killer!
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FandomTrash4Life9 years ago
Prosthetics! I mean, the really cool ones with the technology that allows you to move them like normal limbs would be crazy expensive, but it would be cool. Besides, I could be like a hero or something. I could get rid of terrorist groups or anyone who cou...[Show full comment]
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lahiller11 years ago
Hop on that damn scooter or skateboard or whateve.
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Big rex10 years ago
Gf b h vbvfngfhhd
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daodao2 years ago
冲刺!冲刺!冲!!!
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wickedisgood.....11 years ago
What about tasty walking
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asriel_the_coffee_drinker11 years ago
PROFESSOR X FTW.
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907idk5 years ago
Wheelchair boiiiiii
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PieOmega11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Avatarearthboy12 years ago
Stephen Hawking already does that
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Antonio-9837 years ago
yeet
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vegetarianveggie11 years ago
Do I need to walk. Walking is hard anyways
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ShadowMarco10 years ago
interesting
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smoshgirl_12 years ago
Charles X from xmen
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BloodyBladeY10 years ago
Isnt that the guy from X-men 2?
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Fangurliboy11 years ago
Anybody? Singular or plural? If plural. EVERYONE WILL DIE!!
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saifeddein9 years ago
use ur mind power to float thats better than walking any ways >:D
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