Will You Press The Button?

Nolle4 years ago

Just sit, u are i immortal. What are they going to do when u sit, kill u?

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago

good point but i wouldn't press the button immortality = bad

FabianSakowski8 years ago

Just play pokemon go

jackohans53 years ago

Because the pokemon go person is immortal and can never sit?

ThoseFandomss 11 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be immortal

Enel3 years ago

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smartass9 years ago

If I'm rich I can just get some sort of drug that nums my legs so I don't have to feel the pain

Killercroc9118 years ago

Immortality is awesome. You get to see everyone you know and love die over and over agaim. And even if you get a fatal injury you can't die, feeling the pain until heal, if possible...

Dr.L9 years ago

8% of premature deaths come from sitting down

GoldMagician4 years ago

Yesn't

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Robinofyoungjustice8 years ago

No one siad i couldnt lie down

ScaredChemicalpiløts8 years ago

If you wera immortal, youd watch everyone you love die

Cyndi Flint12 years ago

I'll just lie down.

Sb7377 years ago

nice

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MilesJeevas7 years ago

Or sit like L! I may have gone to far...

Andrea Kristine Teufel12 years ago

And i would walk 500 miles... :D

roflcopters7 years ago

to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door

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utrarafat9 years ago

lose/lose being immortal probably sux

jshaw719 years ago

I'll be fit too :)

Alekseisem049 years ago

I love to walk

Timix1007 years ago

How do you shit if you need to stand you will just make a mess

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago

Does that mean you can't lay down either? Because if we can't does that mean we have to sleep standing up like a horse? And something else is that your feet would eventually cramp then bleed

runesc8 years ago

Rich immortal AND skinny. Amazing

Patuttis9 years ago

Sure like,lie down

albertlamadrid8 years ago

it"s okay, i like lying down in the bed

MoustachedDuck89 years ago

frick yeah I wouldn't care that much

Apollo9243 years ago

BEING IMMORTAL WOULD SUCK I HAVE SAID THAT WAY TO MANY TIMES!

herogirl9 years ago

stupid stupid go see cupid

Nasos7 years ago

And what if I sit down.. Since I am immortal I can not die because I refused to follow the rules

Captain Actually9 years ago

What kind of life would that be?

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago

Immortality is a curse...

HotPocketHomicide9 years ago

Just lie down.

Allyattack1239 years ago

That's so hard

QueenyCakes10 years ago

Naaah, No immortality...

GenericSingerQueen8 years ago

#loophole

Eddo4 years ago

*presses button* Now that I know that I am not going to die, I'm going to do risky stuff. So let"s say I jump from rooftop to rooftop or something like that, and I fall, and I get impaired from the waist down. Now i would need a wheelchair... but I can't s...[Show full comment]