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You can be rich and immortal

but

You always have to walk and you can't sit anymore

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Nolle5 years ago

Just sit, u are i immortal. What are they going to do when u sit, kill u?

This_Is_LegaI4 years ago

good point but i wouldn't press the button immortality = bad

FabianSakowski8 years ago

Just play pokemon go

jackohans53 years ago

Because the pokemon go person is immortal and can never sit?

ThoseFandomss 11 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be immortal

Enel3 years ago

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smartass10 years ago

If I'm rich I can just get some sort of drug that nums my legs so I don't have to feel the pain

Killercroc9118 years ago

Immortality is awesome. You get to see everyone you know and love die over and over agaim. And even if you get a fatal injury you can't die, feeling the pain until heal, if possible...

Dr.L9 years ago

8% of premature deaths come from sitting down

GoldMagician4 years ago

Yesn't

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Robinofyoungjustice8 years ago

No one siad i couldnt lie down

ScaredChemicalpiløts8 years ago

If you wera immortal, youd watch everyone you love die

Cyndi Flint12 years ago

I'll just lie down.

Sb7377 years ago

nice

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MilesJeevas7 years ago

Or sit like L! I may have gone to far...

Andrea Kristine Teufel12 years ago

And i would walk 500 miles... :D

roflcopters8 years ago

to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door

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utrarafat9 years ago

lose/lose being immortal probably sux

Cakeilike9 years ago

Jokes on you i'm in a wheelchair I can't walk.

InfrontOfUrHouse3 months ago

Lowkey th1s 1s what ADHD feels l1ke somet1mes

Zenith Wybourne12 years ago

That's OK, I'll just take methamphetamine and cocaine forever.

GameGo6 years ago

The answer is bed

ZED9 years ago

In fuzure gaming you can play games with running and jumping so its ok

herogirl10 years ago

i mean hey

JTZ299 years ago

What's with all these being immortal ones? Being immortal would fucking suck.

McDragon_10 years ago

YOU SHALL NOT SHIT (but just lie down)

LiamEgil7 years ago

Cut off my legs

blackfireblackice10 years ago

Immortal and you always have to walk? That's a lot of bloody walking

TadpoleJackson8 years ago

Just lie down or lean on stuff

button dude9 years ago

I am a girl so . . .

Laparas9 years ago

What relevance does that have, exactly?

JamZHate8 years ago

Crawl sleep and wheel chair +me = sitting on knees

Turtle669 years ago

What about kneeling and laying down?

legenday_loop-man3 years ago

if im immortal ill end up growing immune to the pain of standing

Ryan Neely12 years ago

I'll get used to it.

Donnaboy110 years ago

immortality is a pain in my ass think how many loved one you see die and you go on ! IT is HELL!!!

Network Caveman9 years ago

Fun

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

NOOOOOO!

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TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

Immortality is a curse.

Washi-sama9 years ago

i dont want to be immortal so no

~Wave~length~10 years ago

So... I just use my money to buy a thing that I can kneel on. Problem solved.

Sesna9 years ago

I am not sitting. I am simply resting my legs my placing my rear on a chair.

Chill_out_bro2 months ago

Thats so good!

I_wanna_die_right_now5 years ago

Does that mean if you don't have legs YOU CAN STAND Or..crawl

KingReed219 years ago

I'm lazy as fuck

herogirl10 years ago

i said hey

XxNOTMLGxX10 years ago

What's going on

luckylucky9 years ago

You would have nice legs

Banipa God10 years ago

so no sleep?

ilig12347 years ago

Tie myself up

that random girl10 years ago

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE GIRL WHO WALKED 500 MILES JUST TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

OBBO8 years ago

i can just get a hoverbed! then i can lie down!! + i can afford it with my money, cuz I'm rich!

Patuttis9 years ago

Sure like,lie down

Migdin18 years ago

Im going to get super strong feet.

xX_TOBX_Xx9 years ago

i'll just stand then.

NothingKing3 years ago

So i’m rich, immortal, and I get a free workout....forever

Jeremy Phillips12 years ago

Being rich and immortal is all about comfortable footwear

herogirl10 years ago

stupid stupid go see cupid next next go have sex

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