You get Superman's lazer vision
but
Every time you use it, one of your eyes goes lazy.
I will not


NEWJJClast month
阿玛特拉斯!!

FOR_THE_CCCP11 days ago
还是你牛逼

minimegaman09010 months ago
give it the good old slap-the-side-of-your-face treatment and it'll be fine

Sans the Punny Skeleton9 years ago
i don't have eyes.

Koridon5 months ago
wtf
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CustomPCGamer8 years ago
My left eyes is already lazy sooooo..... what now?

Ryan ScottyBoy Stanley12 years ago
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Christianj518 years ago
Lol
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RED SKELETON9 years ago
IMA FIRIN MY LAZER!

memandylov9 years ago
I came to the comments to make that joke and you already did

Batman7778 years ago
Lazy vision

Timelypat8 years ago
So if I use it 3 times, what happens?

gooberman6 months ago
one eye becomes so lazy it fixes itself

lolnothanks8 years ago
BEAM ME UP SCOTTAY

Pickels7 years ago
I just shot a laser out of my face. Don't. Mock. Me.

Nytroma4 years ago
I JuST ShOT a LaZEr Out OF MY FaCe. DOnt. mOCk. mE

Dukaag8 years ago
I already have a lazy eye sooo.......

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
*has mirror soldier hold mirror to send it back at target*

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minimegaman090last year
You can't tell me what to do
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Eric Rafael Mora12 years ago
That means, whenever you use it, one laser goes a bit off target.

Flameice2 8 years ago
Exactly. Don't get in my way

DonnaRae Brown12 years ago
Lazer?Lazer??LAZER??!!

Tequila8 years ago
Minotaur ???? Is that you MJ
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Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago
Temporarily or permanently?

Tarissa Mitchell12 years ago
Just close the lazy eye!

Coaster8 years ago
*burns through eyelid*

Kill4money21310 years ago
Take it even if you'll never really need it. It's an optional use power.

EricEpicGamer543 years ago
What this is saying is that if you use your Lazer eye AT ALL, one eye will hit the target and the other will go in a random direction in your sight range. You might shoot something you don't wanna shoot.

jshaw719 years ago
*keeps a pair of dark sunglasses handy for after using heat vision*

DrDrago7 years ago
If you and your taking out a super villin with your laser eyes and one of them becomes a lazy eye you could end up nutering yourself

Kaytiekaboom 9 years ago
You can only us it twice then....

Cant touch this9 years ago
I dont have i`s

Indonesian-Autumn-Adder248 years ago
Fail. Fail. Fail. Hahahahaha XD

TakoTheFox2 years ago
I already have a lazy eye

UseTheDonut8 years ago
it didnt say your eye goes lazy forever just i wile i will assume

Scorcher9 years ago
for how long

I love cats!9 years ago
#PRESSIT

luigi990110 years ago
wait a munite if i use the lazy one if my eyes goes down ;[

JuanAricapa7 years ago
Superman doesnt have laZer vision, though........he has laSer vision

Zer0billion8 years ago
Shades motha fucka

gassug29 years ago
Idc, laser vision is too cool to let down...

xboxismylife9 years ago
*laser

oldnotweak10 years ago
lol dangerous

Cruel_Bacon3 years ago
you can dimply say yes and dont have to use it unless your life is in danger.

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
Lazy lazer

jjplayz7 years ago
at least you have got you other eye

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
if you have multiple eyes, and you test it, you know which one to dial back on.

Jaketron11 years ago
"Look out Mrs.Jenson!!!!"

AmyWilliams9 years ago
Close one eye.

DatBoi1018 years ago
The world doesn't have stupid bullies that think they"re cool for getting in trouble. What i"m saying is that nobody will make fun of you because of your looks

TheVeilUser9 years ago
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Starlixa5 years ago
Jokes on you i was already born with a lazy eye and it doesn't bother me!

mysterywoman9 years ago
I know that I sound dumb , but what what does that even mean? And for how long?

huppster0510 years ago
so use it twice what?

Hedg3h099 years ago
I have no need for it

Victoria Dickerson12 years ago
That... seems like it would be a logistical problem

burpingdog8 years ago
LAZER LIGHT SHOW

Charlie-Anne 9 years ago
I already have a lazy eye

PigHero9 years ago
lazers are the best weapon
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