No1 is ever touching ground in the first place, even in bear feet. You`re floating above it. The Neurons in your body are like a plus to a negative and this case the negative is an electron. Touch your screen. You`re not touching it. Your finger is the str...[Show full comment]
technically you already can't touch the ground. atoms can't touch or it would create fusion which is basically a nuclear explosion. but i what you meant and what's the point of touching the ground if you can just hover?
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
TOO LATE
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okigarcia200511 years ago
Dont mean my shoes cant. huehue
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Not Here11 years ago
Technically you never do touch the ground.
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
SOMEONE SAID DAT ALREADY
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William Godard13 years ago
i will just fly CLOSE to the ground
thatkid6 years ago
I pressed a button that gets rid of downsides
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Mituna Captor13 years ago
Levitate 1 mm above the ground.
FTBacon11 years ago
One atom above it
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Pat Lee13 years ago
i could just hover a couple centimeters above the ground?
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Slovenian_blogger2510 years ago
No downside
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Pimhazeveld12 years ago
i'll hover over the ground that looks awesome
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DanTheDestroyer294 years ago
hover an inch over the ground
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HitlerWasAReptillian11 years ago
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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TylerTheBeast9 years ago
Nope
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Erog6 years ago
Hover a millimetre from the ground
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Warmchne11 years ago
Actually it is physically impossible to touch the ground, your already hovering on your chair, the electrons of your chair are repelling the electrons of your butt.
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X-Zoom11 years ago
Wear shoes, the shoes is the one touching the ground not u
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Nibbles990710 years ago
No one said my shoes couldn't
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Kazuto kirigiah 11 years ago
Then i would feel like a cartoon character were they were too lazy to give him a walking animation and he just floats
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Jo Harvell10 years ago
hows this bad?
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WaterFlame928 years ago
Just dbz it
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lukaoneechan11 years ago
i'll never be tired again
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TheRisingDick10 years ago
how will ı have sex?
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DidILeaveTheStoveOn9 years ago
Where"s the downfall in this?
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StoneColdGems1611 years ago
HECK YEa shoes socks
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TomPG10 years ago
I can now complete my life list! *wears kilt with no underwear and trolls everyone* mwahahahaha
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aum11 years ago
Stilts
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KappaBoi9 years ago
who cares, you can FLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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SmartDumbKid11 years ago
Both Both Both
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jcstock10 years ago
I could just hover all the time, and sleeping wouldnt be a problem because the bed isnt the ground
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GreenLanturn12 years ago
But my shoes can
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ShyRasan1236 years ago
Ive never touched anything. Due to how atoms work. Noone has touched anything.
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albl112211 years ago
fly 1mm over the ground
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HIkari10 years ago
Simple. Wear long pants even if everybody else will think it's weird.
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Will run 4 spooks11 years ago
They never said anything about snowboards toughing the ground with you on it. Or really you personally touching the ground. So wear shoes and stuff.
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RaphaelAlmighty9 years ago
LEVITATE!!!!
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D1O11 years ago
I'll just travel around floating as if I was sitting down.
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Killaboi9369 years ago
Shoes, I’m not touching the ground, it’s the shoes!
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