No1 is ever touching ground in the first place, even in bear feet. You`re floating above it. The Neurons in your body are like a plus to a negative and this case the negative is an electron. Touch your screen. You`re not touching it. Your finger is the str...[Show full comment]
technically you already can't touch the ground. atoms can't touch or it would create fusion which is basically a nuclear explosion. but i what you meant and what's the point of touching the ground if you can just hover?
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
TOO LATE
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okigarcia200511 years ago
Dont mean my shoes cant. huehue
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Not Here11 years ago
Technically you never do touch the ground.
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
SOMEONE SAID DAT ALREADY
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William Godard13 years ago
i will just fly CLOSE to the ground
thatkid6 years ago
I pressed a button that gets rid of downsides
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Mituna Captor13 years ago
Levitate 1 mm above the ground.
FTBacon11 years ago
One atom above it
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Pat Lee13 years ago
i could just hover a couple centimeters above the ground?
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Growdot5 years ago
"Touch grass" Can't man.. I pressed the button.
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coen11 years ago
Just hang above it 2 mm or wear socks or shoes
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PaigeAlpha9 years ago
Well... Technically... we never touch the ground anyways :/
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emkily11 years ago
hover 1mm above your floor
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Bob Jenkins10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Swifty_120112 years ago
Techinically, you're never actually touching anything anyway. Science said so.
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kittenkisser9 years ago
Fly so close to the ground that it'll appear that you are walking.
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HowlAlpha11 years ago
Hellfire: Exactly
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Ryan41010 years ago
Shoes #Loophole
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Jadrek Lee Myers13 years ago
That's perfectly fine.
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Revan32557 years ago
Well, your not actually touching the atoms that make up the ground, more like the cloud of electrons surrounding it... it is simple science really
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Dilly Mac11 years ago
Sounds good to me. Why not.
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bree1411 years ago
just hover inches over the ground
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Crosscutout4649 years ago
You are basically playing the floor is lava forever until you die
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Enderman2711 years ago
i wouldnt be on the ground anyways
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DaltWebb10 years ago
The downside?
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OddgamerO11 years ago
It would get very exauhsting very fast
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Imthesoilder9 years ago
4 OF JULY
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Atomic11111 years ago
Technically nothing ever touches
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candymancacti10110 years ago
So, does this mean you would have to have sex in the sky? Cause sex on a fluffy cloud sounds....not horrible.
Massive Faggot10 years ago
Shit, The Site Fucked Up The Formatting, Just Pretend "You Disgust Me" Is Below The First Portion Of Text
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