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43542 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 44600 (51%) did not.
You find the love of your life at age 25 and are happily married for 85 years
but
You have a genetic condition that means you can never have an orgasm
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duckbutt9 years ago
is relationships not about the romance but having an orgasm now?

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago
Yeah @duckbutt I know, right? A bit ridiculous, considering how many little people talk about it...😕
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99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
I DON'T NEED SEX I JUST WANT HUGS AND LOVE MAN WTF????!!!!

acefromspace_8 years ago
meh, apparently I live to 110, plus I’m ace so ha. no downside.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
*Asexual

Umbreon25063 years ago
Hey! Me too! I’m omni
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grene dae8 years ago
*ace laughter*

offbeatanatoliy059 years ago
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...[Show full comment]

amg9 years ago
Westside?

I_Am_Kailyn6 years ago
Inside?
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Smal_boi5 years ago
WHAT DISEASE COULD THIS BE!?!??!?!

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago
@Smal_boi I KNOW RIGHT?!?! WHO IN THE FREAKING WORLD WOULD WANNA DIE THAT FREAKING FAST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anonumous7 years ago
wtf is an organism?

I_Am_Kailyn6 years ago
An organism is a living being. (If you meant orgasm then you are too young and don't need to know yet)

EllieJ8 years ago
People I'm ace

trashley238 years ago
le asexual laughter

hatseflats6910 years ago
#asexual who wants to live for 110 years? i mean dude

ridarhino9 years ago
Not saying I'm asexual, but I don't think they'd see any downside.

Thofire6 years ago
So I live for more than 110 years (assuming you don't immediately get married)

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago
asexual anyone

emmytown9 years ago
Asexuals laugh in the distance.

Melite7 years ago
I'm ace so...

sayitaintseargeant7 years ago
*asexuals everywhere laugh uproariously*

Pierce Reisinger12 years ago
What about feeling pleasure? Its like a constant build up but no release?

CelestialRandomness9 years ago
That would still be amazing.
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Pierce Reisinger12 years ago
So you. Could last forever in bed

SCG-11712 years ago
That"s better because UNLIMITED PLEASURE FUCK YEAH
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Warriorcats171079 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

BartekTomasik8 years ago
Heartache intensifies

banananananananan9 months ago
这网站有太多性关系的了,10个里有8个

Transpurge739 years ago
Easy, I will never leave my house until Im 26 then I will find her and I will be able to orgasm AND be in love

YoursTrulyFlowey4 years ago
Idc about relationships

bigredhead8 years ago
If I find the love of my life, I will enjoy them more then I could enjoy and orgasm.

CrazyLasagna9 years ago
Whats the point?

FlameBlaze9 years ago
It says no orgasm not no sex

emperor sempai9 years ago
yay so she will never be dissapointed

Rye_bread7 years ago
It’s the love of my life. Why wouldn’t I take it?

Honeypineapple39 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Derek9 years ago
Dafuq!?

Julian_Frost7 years ago
I'm a man! I win!!!! 🙂

FloweyDreemur9 years ago
Downside?

Taken Exo10 years ago
way to ruin a man's ego

KittyIsAnAphmauNerd8 years ago
ok that seems fine

Allen G.9 years ago
Sex sex and more sex= happy life

bomull3 years ago
its fine, i already found true love... with your mom!

Summer_Bandtrash9 years ago
Pansexual blotches... I don't need to have a organism...

Alan Birsingh12 years ago
If you have a genetic condition then where did you come from?

Asdfthepoop7 years ago
An orgasm is when a man cums REALLY HARD

jshaw719 years ago
If I can make her happy, who cares?

Yandere-San9 years ago
I've already found the love of my life. I don't need u button!

MrSmolBeans4 years ago
* cackles in asexual *

Maraiya10 years ago
there's more to love than sex >.>

Flameice2 8 years ago
... you would live to be at least 110 years old. Bit if you postpone the marriage, you could be fucking immortal

xxmxmezz7 years ago
Considering the average age for a person to live I doubt I"d live to 110..

Owain4529 years ago
You would live to be 110 years old, that would suck.

NuDe Vision 9 years ago
....hbfcggfc

Juan-Refrigerat0r3 years ago
At least the people who pressed the button can have a lovely life.

DNthahypebeast9 years ago
NUTTING IS LIFE

Slimane8 years ago
I already can't have an orgasm during intercourse. Deal.
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