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You find the love of your life at age 25 and are happily married for 85 years
but
You have a genetic condition that means you can never have an orgasm
Next

duckbutt 11 years ago
is relationships not about the romance but having an orgasm now?

Mobza_Mobzlayer 5 years ago
Yeah @duckbutt I know, right? A bit ridiculous, considering how many little people talk about it...😕
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99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
I DON'T NEED SEX I JUST WANT HUGS AND LOVE MAN WTF????!!!!

acefromspace_ 9 years ago
meh, apparently I live to 110, plus I’m ace so ha. no downside.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
*Asexual

Umbreon2506 4 years ago
Hey! Me too! I’m omni
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offbeatanatoliy05 11 years ago
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

grene dae 10 years ago
*ace laughter*

EllieJ 9 years ago
People I'm ace

hatseflats69 11 years ago
#asexual who wants to live for 110 years? i mean dude

trashley23 9 years ago
le asexual laughter

Smal_boi 6 years ago
WHAT DISEASE COULD THIS BE!?!??!?!

Mobza_Mobzlayer 5 years ago
@Smal_boi I KNOW RIGHT?!?! WHO IN THE FREAKING WORLD WOULD WANNA DIE THAT FREAKING FAST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ridarhino 10 years ago
Not saying I'm asexual, but I don't think they'd see any downside.

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago
asexual anyone

emmytown 11 years ago
Asexuals laugh in the distance.

Thofire 8 years ago
So I live for more than 110 years (assuming you don't immediately get married)

Melite 9 years ago
I'm ace so...

sayitaintseargeant 9 years ago
*asexuals everywhere laugh uproariously*

Anonumous 9 years ago
wtf is an organism?

I_Am_Kailyn 7 years ago
An organism is a living being. (If you meant orgasm then you are too young and don't need to know yet)

Pierce Reisinger 13 years ago
What about feeling pleasure? Its like a constant build up but no release?

CelestialRandomness 10 years ago
That would still be amazing.
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Pierce Reisinger 13 years ago
So you. Could last forever in bed

SCG-1171 3 years ago
That"s better because UNLIMITED PLEASURE FUCK YEAH
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Transpurge73 11 years ago
Easy, I will never leave my house until Im 26 then I will find her and I will be able to orgasm AND be in love

Warriorcats17107 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Heartache intensifies

banananananananan 2 years ago
这网站有太多性关系的了,10个里有8个

bigredhead 10 years ago
If I find the love of my life, I will enjoy them more then I could enjoy and orgasm.

CrazyLasagna 11 years ago
Whats the point?

YoursTrulyFlowey 5 years ago
Idc about relationships

emperor sempai 11 years ago
yay so she will never be dissapointed

Rye_bread 8 years ago
It’s the love of my life. Why wouldn’t I take it?

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
It says no orgasm not no sex

Julian_Frost 9 years ago
I'm a man! I win!!!! 🙂

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago
Downside?

Honeypineapple3 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Derek 11 years ago
Dafuq!?

Allen G. 11 years ago
Sex sex and more sex= happy life

bomull 4 years ago
its fine, i already found true love... with your mom!

Taken Exo 11 years ago
way to ruin a man's ego

KittyIsAnAphmauNerd 9 years ago
ok that seems fine

Alan Birsingh 13 years ago
If you have a genetic condition then where did you come from?

Summer_Bandtrash 11 years ago
Pansexual blotches... I don't need to have a organism...

Asdfthepoop 9 years ago
An orgasm is when a man cums REALLY HARD

Evil_J 10 months ago
Love isn't real

jshaw71 10 years ago
If I can make her happy, who cares?

Flameice2 9 years ago
... you would live to be at least 110 years old. Bit if you postpone the marriage, you could be fucking immortal

Yandere-San 11 years ago
I've already found the love of my life. I don't need u button!

MrSmolBeans 5 years ago
* cackles in asexual *

Maraiya 11 years ago
there's more to love than sex >.>

xxmxmezz 8 years ago
Considering the average age for a person to live I doubt I"d live to 110..

Owain452 10 years ago
You would live to be 110 years old, that would suck.

NuDe Vision 11 years ago
....hbfcggfc

FallenDarkAngel 11 years ago
50/59 xD

Juan-Refrigerat0r 4 years ago
At least the people who pressed the button can have a lovely life.
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