What if i am a snail? I cant fall AND I BE THE FASTEST SNAIL IN THE WORLD AND FASTER THAN HUMANS AND EVERYTHING AND I DONT BURN IN IT WOHOOOOOOOO *pheeeeeeeeeeeeow* me(human):well .... Its gone..... I..uhh.i... I just go away....or idk...
Falls down every other step and is still the fastest. So am I still beating the competition or just stuck with the potential to?
Tricky8 years ago
Win the competition and fall at during it because you are very fast you still win
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Zacattac9 years ago
become the embodiment of ihop
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aman9 years ago
Really u are not the fastest runner then
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James Drury12 years ago
walk down hills and ramps. DONE
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The_Scout8 years ago
I'm scout I already run at 24.4 mph, oh and I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!
Fuck running I'll walk while you fall on your face
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skulltown7 years ago
Slide down the banister
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PowerPikachu9 years ago
I'm fast, but I'm clumsy. So what's the point? Logically, I'd be faster than those 33% of people who pressed the button. I don't even go outside much!
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UltimateDoge7 years ago
You will be falling down at an incredible rate
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Mercer Alex9 years ago
i would just roll fast
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Quinn Collins10 years ago
Why?
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A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
Get famous for this, use the money to buy something that will keep you from falling.
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GoldenMaster10 years ago
I pressed the button, because I assumed they meant stair step not foot step and because of the lack of specifics I will go with them meaning stair steps not foot steps so just go down ramps. Yes i just copied the one of comments. Because i agree with Wuber_Duk.
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Revanty8 years ago
use the wheelchair ramp or elevator.
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Kiritoco9 years ago
I don't under stand this has no complete sentences. Ndu
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_Fivee_4 years ago
Elevators
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darkhunteress1211 years ago
Run every fucking step or have like a car or a fricken scooter
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JerniG8 years ago
Im don't press the button. But im fastest runner in the world. (maybe only school)
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Bunniie107 years ago
Haha i already do that so it a plus for me! OH YEAH IM SO FAST *trips over OOF
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dmanowich9 years ago
That contradicts itself...
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TrueMCmaniac10 years ago
Skinned knees everywhere
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A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
That would be so fuckin funny xD
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Lolptyty 10 years ago
Also no downside
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MaleighaHudson8 years ago
But ether way you would be injured....So not gonna happen
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mhi_lambisgoia3 years ago
the reality of many, but not exactly the fastest runner in the world
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MoonManEDM10 years ago
That would be hilarious!
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stephistep8 years ago
but then how would you even be fast
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Kidyoshi109 years ago
Common now you are the fastest runner in the world you will dust him or her anyway so
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Lexmine1019 years ago
That's pretty much me just not that fast
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Sponska9 years ago
Ramps, my friend, ramps!
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HavingAPanicAttackRN7 years ago
Scraped knees galore
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Slicer987610 years ago
Then you're not the fastest runner in the world
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Leyah7 years ago
So... don’t run up the stairs you’re still faster so it wouldn’t matter if you walked..
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