Doesn't say you have to stay married to them. And if you are the most powerful person on the planet, no one is gonna question you when said spouse goes missing.
So then just divorce them and no one will question you although... What sre you famous for? B¿
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ArcherSoup5 years ago
Why tf would I marry myself??
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Salamanderp5 years ago
I’d wonder what it’d be like to marry myself
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Anonumous9 years ago
One, just kill them. Two, if you don't want to kill them, divorce. Simple bro
Yugiohchamp9 years ago
For real the divorce is easy
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Jenniii_199910 years ago
Have you people ever heard of divorce?
Smokeyavatior10 years ago
where"s the fun in that
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Toiaat8 years ago
But I can't marry my sister
lemonkeyshit6 years ago
yes you can.
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Dolude8 years ago
Just 3 words : WTH
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ArshieBanerjee8 years ago
I hate harry styles soo fucking much
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MegaDoge9 years ago
Ooooooh,shit!Nah JK I don't wanna be rich famous or powerful.And then I would be annoyed for the rest of my life,having married an annoying spoiled kid who"s older and shorter than me which is funny,but normal,whose name is Ryan.The little bitch. HE EVEN A...[Show full comment]
MegaDoge9 years ago
That really is what it would be like to marry him.
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Demon_inside_you9 years ago
I'm not marrying Donald trump
Krombopulos_Michael9 years ago
Shut
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Just divorce them and get the love of your life. B)
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DragonSeeker9 years ago
Jokes on you I don't think I"ve gained a mortal enemy bad enough to hate just yet
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Nihon-no-Sakura9 years ago
But I"d rather not marry my step father, murder being a thing or not...
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BIGD10 years ago
All ready ammm
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kathprat761110 years ago
I"d have to marry Rylan Little...
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BrownGangstaWoman10 years ago
Donald Trump.... Hmmmmm... I'll just kill him.
Nicholas375 years ago
Same but you are aware if you don't he will suffer even more and become and become a laughing stock
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Jasmine Biersack13 years ago
um theres something called murder
Rose_xx8 years ago
Or, you know, the option where you don’t get sent to prison, that thing called divorce
Hey, I'm the most powerful person on the planet. I can make my wife go missing. xD
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Savage_Pinkunicorns8 years ago
Just frame them for a crime
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The Anonymous Pug11 years ago
Divorce
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ShippingTrash9 years ago
Oh HELL no
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CreamCakeBlast11 years ago
JAVELOT IS SPEAKING HOMESTUCK LANGUAGE.
KISMESIS IT IS.
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StillCisTho5 years ago
I could just kill them on my wedding night and be done with it
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melounya10 years ago
I hate no one XD
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lolbro6610 years ago
get a divorce. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
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Killaki106512 years ago
No no no no
Never ever ever ever
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EMILski6 years ago
A hitman
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Rolldroller11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
KillerCubePlays10 years ago
Step 8, think about what you've accomplished. That's right: nothing, except spreading this plague
I don't have a person whom I hate the most on this planet, so ha! It's redundant! I just become almighty powerful!
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BODIEDCAC7 years ago
I don't interact with real people so I don't have to marry anyone
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the peatree11 years ago
Muhahahahaha I could kill my spouse muhahahahaha 😈😈😈😈😈
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1111122229 years ago
EASY!!! MARRY SOMEONE U HATE, THEN A CRAZY FAN GIRL WILL GET JEALOUS AND MURDER THE GIRL THAT I HATE, AND THEN I CAN MARRY THE GIRL I LOVE. SEE EASY!!!!!!!!
jut realized cap is on but im too lazy :p
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Deadmoo11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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fanuerysm10 years ago
just get divorced
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Viviana Perez13 years ago
just divorce said person afterwords
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DomZ1279 years ago
I don't want to marry Kim Jong-Un!
Kittenlover1019 years ago
God. If you do he would marry an American citizen (assuming that you are American.) And he wouldn't hate America!
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FlareBlitz11 years ago
I guess so
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some_dudeXD2 years ago
I don’t hate anybody really.
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JoshTheScrub10 years ago
divorce, then marry whomever you love most. you ARE the most powerful prison in the world
Warlord208010 years ago
Lol so basically your an inanimate object that houses prisioners.
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Patrick Pierce13 years ago
Marry him or her, then kill that motherfucker. Done.
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Xeno21311 years ago
oh god, my sister will be relieved. so will Justin bieber. oh god, a mutant combination of the two!
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TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
No upside
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SAAAAAAAANS10 years ago
YES IM OBAMA
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JW9 years ago
And next step i will kill him/her
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Batchak11 years ago
That's just a small hurdle if going down in history is your thing really
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