27135 (50%) 27031 (50%)
27135 (50%) people have pressed this button, while 27031 (50%) did not.
You push the button and experience a state of pleasure, stimulation, bliss, excitement, and fulfillment hundreds of magnitudes greater than anything you will ever experience anywhere else in this universe & suffer no negative side effects.
but
You return to your normal life once you release the button and everything is a great disappointment now compared to the experience of pushing the button.
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IAmHelloForU9 years ago
However, if you just hold the button you'll be joyful forever YAY

AvoKateO7 years ago
Just press it again.
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Gulali9 years ago
Just put something heavy on the button. And you'll enjoy your life

Chara_UT7 months ago
autoclicker
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Smithy_The_Button_Pusher8 years ago
If no negative side effects occur, then neither does the disappointment afterwards

CharlieGooberman8 years ago
INDEED!!!1!!!

dying-inside8 years ago
Nothing happened What a rip off

-----------8 years ago
Glues a rock on button

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Skip the glue & just use the rock.

Ekbekah7 years ago
Don’t do drugs kids

Anime_Pianist7 years ago
That amount of a drop could lead to depression.

TheSuperBlowerupper10 months ago
ah well screw it I already have it so *presses button*

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Women don't need this button for that, if you know what I mean.

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Use this one during sex.

LilyVine7 years ago
I already experience that every morning when i wake up from a dream where i get anything i want, or other good stuff. So, why not?

Timelypat8 years ago
I'll just reload the page thank you very much...

elena_mati168 years ago
I just put something heavy on the button, so I can be happy forever

levitheoreo9 years ago
I pushed the button I am sad now. Probly going to kill myself

mylee12347 years ago
SUICIDE RULES!! :D (I'm thinking of doing it after i said that..)
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firewaffle9 years ago
totaljerkface.com

ThePaulDude7 years ago
I'll just substitute the button for one where it stays pressed after I press it then I don't have to worry about not experiencing the upside.

HInteractive7 years ago
just put a brick on the button, i"m all set

TressabMae8 years ago
Alright,guys! There"s no negative effect or catch to being able to feel blissful, BUT.....here"s the catch.....

ImpossibleTonio8 years ago
Ever heard of duct tape?

Stonewolf178 years ago
If you press it then swipe of it stays pressed forever problem solved.

Migdin18 years ago
LIAR NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!

LoveTigers5569 years ago
*puts cinder block on button*

makitstop9 years ago
so basicly ilegal drugs cool its this is leagal so press

lisieuux9 years ago
damn, man, stop tempting my internalized feelings of worthlessness

Zormoe8 years ago
Was too lazy to read it so I just pressed yes

NitroZombies9 years ago
Who the fuck wouldn't push it... No fuckin' downsides.

flzzzzy5 years ago
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Clickoroni8 years ago
Pleasure and stimulation? WOULDNT THAT MAKE YOU CUM?0.o

Jensj4 years ago
hmm

Vinceforpresident7 years ago
Jokes on you I have a great life

Jaraskur8 years ago
Warning this button doesnt work

QualityArsenic9 years ago
So basically the greatest orgasm ever.

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
I have bipolar so that"s gonna make it worse after disappointment.

Pepaa11 months ago
This is just drug addiction

12345678910123456789104 years ago
Just always have your phone on and put it in your pocket and you will always technically press it

JohnnyCena8 years ago
Wait do you lose your virginity if you press the button and it feels good until you let go FUCK YEAHHHHHH

Limenotlemon9 years ago
I'll.hust put a brick xD

Sho995 years ago
No drugs for me thank you

Dinorex Drago9 years ago
Didn't I do this one

Hitmeup768 years ago
Dang it nothing happened

YoshiPlast year
I just wont let go of the button? XDDDD

MarthTheKing8 years ago
HOLY NOPE

Korrilius9 years ago
But it said there's no side effects

Korrilius9 years ago
Also it didn't work

lukastramiballs9 years ago
Never stop pressing the button

PaweKubiszewski7 years ago
i"d just sit or lay on the button forever

Jaraskur8 years ago
Button is out of order

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago
Fake.

thxubi8 months ago
that's how drugs work, lol

yowazzup8 years ago
That was terrible

DrDinkyWinky3 years ago
Tape the button down

WolfAlpha1018 years ago
You Can Just.. Take The Button With You...

BlazikenZack5 years ago
Just put your fingerprint on tape and then tape it shut. Hazzah
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