28248 (49%) 29054 (51%)
28248 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 29054 (51%) did not.
You push the button and experience a state of pleasure, stimulation, bliss, excitement, and fulfillment hundreds of magnitudes greater than anything you will ever experience anywhere else in this universe & suffer no negative side effects.
but
You return to your normal life once you release the button and everything is a great disappointment now compared to the experience of pushing the button.
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IAmHelloForU 10 years ago
However, if you just hold the button you'll be joyful forever YAY

AvoKateO 8 years ago
Just press it again.
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Gulali 10 years ago
Just put something heavy on the button. And you'll enjoy your life

Chara_UT 2 years ago
autoclicker
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Smithy_The_Button_Pusher 9 years ago
If no negative side effects occur, then neither does the disappointment afterwards

CharlieGooberman 9 years ago
INDEED!!!1!!!

dying-inside 10 years ago
Nothing happened What a rip off

----------- 10 years ago
Glues a rock on button

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Skip the glue & just use the rock.

Ekbekah 9 years ago
Don’t do drugs kids

Anime_Pianist 9 years ago
That amount of a drop could lead to depression.

TheSuperBlowerupper 2 years ago
ah well screw it I already have it so *presses button*

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Use this one during sex.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Women don't need this button for that, if you know what I mean.

LilyVine 8 years ago
I already experience that every morning when i wake up from a dream where i get anything i want, or other good stuff. So, why not?

Timelypat 9 years ago
I'll just reload the page thank you very much...

elena_mati16 9 years ago
I just put something heavy on the button, so I can be happy forever

levitheoreo 10 years ago
I pushed the button I am sad now. Probly going to kill myself

mylee1234 8 years ago
SUICIDE RULES!! :D (I'm thinking of doing it after i said that..)
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firewaffle 11 years ago
totaljerkface.com

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
I'll just substitute the button for one where it stays pressed after I press it then I don't have to worry about not experiencing the upside.

HInteractive 8 years ago
just put a brick on the button, i"m all set

TressabMae 9 years ago
Alright,guys! There"s no negative effect or catch to being able to feel blissful, BUT.....here"s the catch.....

ImpossibleTonio 9 years ago
Ever heard of duct tape?

Stonewolf17 10 years ago
If you press it then swipe of it stays pressed forever problem solved.

Migdin1 10 years ago
LIAR NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!

LoveTigers556 10 years ago
*puts cinder block on button*

makitstop 11 years ago
so basicly ilegal drugs cool its this is leagal so press

lisieuux 11 years ago
damn, man, stop tempting my internalized feelings of worthlessness

braydenisswag 10 years ago
put a rock on it

SITHE 2 years ago
Bring the button with me and feel supercalifragilisticexpialidocious forever

breezie5810 10 years ago
I'm tapping the button down.

Seshh 10 years ago
Orgasm

Neptune032207 5 years ago
Duck tape the button to your hand

brookiepoo113 9 years ago
My button legit is stuck

Sikz_ 7 years ago
It is drugs

HedgehogDean67 9 years ago
This is literally the reason people get addicted to drugs. They chase what their first high felt like.

craycrayaj 10 years ago
My brain hurt with this 1

Ashtheleafeon 9 years ago
Rip

poshua last year
*Holds*

GFcleverman 10 years ago
Wait...It said no side effects. But...there's a disappointment side effect. LET GO AND U WON'T HAVE NO SIDE EFFECTS! YAY!

Raven1323 10 years ago
No side effects WHILE you push the button.

Zarokri 8 years ago
Just post a comnent and then u can press as many times as you want

Zormoe 9 years ago
Was too lazy to read it so I just pressed yes

Clickoroni 9 years ago
Pleasure and stimulation? WOULDNT THAT MAKE YOU CUM?0.o

Jensj 5 years ago
hmm

NitroZombies 10 years ago
Who the fuck wouldn't push it... No fuckin' downsides.

flzzzzy 6 years ago
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QualityArsenic 10 years ago
So basically the greatest orgasm ever.

Vinceforpresident 8 years ago
Jokes on you I have a great life

Jaraskur 9 years ago
Warning this button doesnt work

Tommy-Atkins 9 years ago
I have bipolar so that"s gonna make it worse after disappointment.

Pepaa 2 years ago
This is just drug addiction

1234567891012345678910 5 years ago
Just always have your phone on and put it in your pocket and you will always technically press it

Limenotlemon 10 years ago
I'll.hust put a brick xD

Sho99 7 years ago
No drugs for me thank you

JohnnyCena 9 years ago
Wait do you lose your virginity if you press the button and it feels good until you let go FUCK YEAHHHHHH

Hitmeup76 9 years ago
Dang it nothing happened
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