28249 (49%) 29054 (51%)
28249 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 29054 (51%) did not.
You push the button and experience a state of pleasure, stimulation, bliss, excitement, and fulfillment hundreds of magnitudes greater than anything you will ever experience anywhere else in this universe & suffer no negative side effects.
but
You return to your normal life once you release the button and everything is a great disappointment now compared to the experience of pushing the button.
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IAmHelloForU 10 years ago
However, if you just hold the button you'll be joyful forever YAY

AvoKateO 8 years ago
Just press it again.
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Gulali 10 years ago
Just put something heavy on the button. And you'll enjoy your life

Chara_UT 2 years ago
autoclicker
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Smithy_The_Button_Pusher 9 years ago
If no negative side effects occur, then neither does the disappointment afterwards

CharlieGooberman 9 years ago
INDEED!!!1!!!

dying-inside 10 years ago
Nothing happened What a rip off

----------- 10 years ago
Glues a rock on button

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Skip the glue & just use the rock.

Ekbekah 9 years ago
Don’t do drugs kids

Anime_Pianist 9 years ago
That amount of a drop could lead to depression.

TheSuperBlowerupper 2 years ago
ah well screw it I already have it so *presses button*

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Use this one during sex.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Women don't need this button for that, if you know what I mean.

LilyVine 8 years ago
I already experience that every morning when i wake up from a dream where i get anything i want, or other good stuff. So, why not?

Timelypat 9 years ago
I'll just reload the page thank you very much...

elena_mati16 9 years ago
I just put something heavy on the button, so I can be happy forever

levitheoreo 10 years ago
I pushed the button I am sad now. Probly going to kill myself

mylee1234 8 years ago
SUICIDE RULES!! :D (I'm thinking of doing it after i said that..)
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firewaffle 11 years ago
totaljerkface.com

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
I'll just substitute the button for one where it stays pressed after I press it then I don't have to worry about not experiencing the upside.

HInteractive 8 years ago
just put a brick on the button, i"m all set

TressabMae 9 years ago
Alright,guys! There"s no negative effect or catch to being able to feel blissful, BUT.....here"s the catch.....

ImpossibleTonio 9 years ago
Ever heard of duct tape?

Stonewolf17 10 years ago
If you press it then swipe of it stays pressed forever problem solved.

Migdin1 10 years ago
LIAR NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!

LoveTigers556 10 years ago
*puts cinder block on button*

makitstop 11 years ago
so basicly ilegal drugs cool its this is leagal so press

lisieuux 11 years ago
damn, man, stop tempting my internalized feelings of worthlessness

MarthTheKing 9 years ago
HOLY NOPE

Korrilius 10 years ago
But it said there's no side effects

Korrilius 10 years ago
Also it didn't work

lukastramiballs 10 years ago
Never stop pressing the button

PaweKubiszewski 8 years ago
i"d just sit or lay on the button forever

Jaraskur 9 years ago
Button is out of order

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago
Fake.

thxubi 2 years ago
that's how drugs work, lol

yowazzup 10 years ago
That was terrible

DrDinkyWinky 5 years ago
Tape the button down

WolfAlpha101 9 years ago
You Can Just.. Take The Button With You...

BlazikenZack 6 years ago
Just put your fingerprint on tape and then tape it shut. Hazzah

Shadozonex 9 years ago
My button was stuck haha

RadChair 10 years ago
just bring the button with you whenever you go

xDopeSmoke 9 years ago
Euphoria

Imjustthere 11 months ago
So what cats feel when they are on catnip?

jessieplays555 10 years ago
????????? WHAT IS THE POINT i pressed the button tho.... :p

WatInTarnashun 8 years ago
I will forever hav a dissapoint in my son.

DJLPbutton2 3 years ago
Error 493: REDUNDANT BUTTON

Iggy 10 years ago
This reminds me of an SCP that could create any liquid drink you could think of. One staff member ordered "The perfect drink" from that machine and drank it. He then committed suicide several days later exclaiming that nothing else was worth living for anymore.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
that has been traffic.

S0m3guy0nl1n3 10 years ago
I want to die

ricardoSalgueiro 9 years ago
I feel the same as I felt before pressing the button, is the button damaged???

Buddercart 10 years ago
"Rom" that is a good shit

DearminkertheYter 6 years ago
BIG NUT

lukastramiballs 10 years ago
Press the button when ever life gets too depressing cos it doesnt say the button don't work more than once

GodAmongstHumans 8 years ago
ECSTASY

SoulBrothah 9 years ago
Take it with me
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