On stage in theater
I have crippling depression
Far back right in the audience
I have osteoporosis
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pengie929010 years ago
I will use my money to create the world's most absurdly f*cking comfortable wheelchair.
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I_found_your_loop_hole9 years ago
It only says you have to sit in a wheel chair, doesn't say you can't use your legs for things other than walking.
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CanadianJesus12310 years ago
Ooh so 5 million $ the disability pay WIN WIN
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bloopybloop6 years ago
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bloopybloop6 years ago
this was me when i was a baby btw
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Guy11 years ago
I don't care about wheelchairs, I can attach a helicopter to it!
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Nyamh Tetoko11 years ago
Uh...I like the fact that I'm not crippled thx very much!
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BasicBoy8 years ago
morph the wheelchair into mechanical legs
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LuigiLover2211 years ago
what about paying money for rocket boosters?
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Sketched100010 years ago
YOU BUY GOLD LEGS
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YOOOOOLOOOOOmab9 years ago
Racing in weelchair yeaaaaahhhh
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Robert TheRogue Drapp13 years ago
I've seen some Spartans who are wheelchair bound
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141578leonjiUUUUge3 months ago
My life and my body cannot be bought with money. A complete and natural body is far more important than money. Having a good body allows me to have time to do many things. But if I can't walk, I won't be able to do many things I want to do to make money. That would be so uncomfortable
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Ducklord11 years ago
This was posted 46 years ago
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lizalou12410 years ago
then just pay to get your legs fixed
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accessiblefutureforall5 years ago
If anyone wants to know: saying that someone is confined to a wheelchair is ableist. Just say wheelchair user because wheelchairs give people mobility!
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qwerty_man24511 years ago
im fucking english i dont need dollars
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The_Black_Pickle9 years ago
I could have a wheelchair keychain in my pocket at all times.
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WillYouNOTPressTheButtonPlz7 years ago
Prosthetic legssssssss
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Midnight Wolf11 years ago
I press botton
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Nixer39 years ago
I already sit on wheelchair (DXRacer)
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Rebester500010 years ago
PRESS BUTTON IF IT MAKES YOU RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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radioactivepalo12311 years ago
i'll pay for new mechanic legs
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Wolf598 years ago
Theres a thing called a mechsuit.
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rylee_hunter12 years ago
So... Nothing changes and I get five million dollars?
YES!
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MIMIisHere2 years ago
fuck!I can't have sex anymore!now money is useless to me
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Scott the Demon Goat11 years ago
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vysair9 years ago
You didn't say my leg are immobilized so I'm just enjoy sitting forever without having to walk....wait I" basically Stephen Hawking....
Vysair9 years ago
Sitting is bad for you, human aren't designed to sit still. We are create to move, look at our muscle, joints and mobility.
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Garrett LeBlanc13 years ago
can...can I use my penis?
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SeabassJames10 years ago
Use the $5 million to get an awesome wheelchair that I can take anywhere.
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