Will You Press The Button?

awedarlast year

Im right here guyss

AnonymouslyAwesome8 years ago

This would definitely help me with my fear of death...

EllaNelson8 years ago

Why would I do that when I already know of the existence of god and I can share it without th everyone!

Coaster7 years ago

I wouldnt try to tell anyone anyway, no one would believe me except people that already believe the truth, wiether god is real or not.

Flanchan20029 years ago

There are other religions than christianity people

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

Yeah, but the way the word "god" is used (though spelt wrong in this context) implies that it's talking about God as in the one that everybody is talking about in the comments section.

Dragon of the night9 years ago

I can just say god is my best friend and has my back and yours :D

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

It says you can't TELL anyone. To tell is to directly communicate in any way. It says nothing about implying. To imply is to INDIRECTLY communicate somthing to someone in any way. You couldn't say "God is real" to someone cuz that would be telling, but yo...[Show full comment]

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

Here's an example of a form of "tell" and a form of "imply" used in a sentence, "Ethan hasn't told me yet that he loves me, but surely has implied it through the way he talks to me and gives me gifts."

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

Think of it this way. Even if you don't believe in God, it would still be a good idea to press the button cuz the question uses the word "know" implying that God IS real, at least IF you press the button. So if God were real and you KNEW he was real, you s...[Show full comment]

IAUSHYJ9 years ago

You will find out eventually.

NINJAKILLER9 years ago

It's better to know than not to know

Timelypat8 years ago

Is it though?

pinkscope9 years ago

I know God exists! So...

Yanik Zolnerciks12 years ago

that's pretty much how religion SHOULD fucking be anyway!

Nathan_k8 years ago

Yes but in religion the holy book is always bitching about making deciples and sharing stuff

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Decreepe9 years ago

You can't TELL anybody but you can text them or write it on paper ect.

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

You don't understand the definition of "tell". To tell is to directly communicate an idea to some via any means of communication, BUT you could IMPLY that he exists if you can think of a way. Implying is an INDIRECT form of communication. For example, to s...[Show full comment]

Asphodel9 years ago

I don't think I could deal with all the people I send to hell by not telling them.

traitre9 years ago

does it say you can't write it down ?

LOOPHOLEE7 years ago

Just ask god permission to tell people

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago

I don't know if understand it wrong but I think found a loophole but you can't tell anyone telling is talking so you can still write it on paper and show it

Brady_the_hybrid4 years ago

That loophole doesnt work

Malexgamero067 years ago

If every person presses this button everyone would know... no downside

Leviathan627 years ago

Wouldn’t teh people who pressed teh button know as well anyways?

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

At least I know...

flokigoat8 years ago

lol why would i want to know nothing and not tell anyone about it

Timelypat8 years ago

I personally am an Atheist, but the upside says "You know the existence of god and the afterlife". If you explained it right there why would you need a button to know it?

Madgrathorn8 years ago

I know there is a living God and that there is a heaven and a hell and I will proudly proclaim it. I will not stop telling anyone.

remcomoerland8 years ago

wait... does this mean i have to act as a believer because of this?

SilverShadow5258 years ago

Depends on the God you think they"re talking about. Besides, being a believer ain't that hard (at least, not as hard as people might think). It mainly consists of being a decent human being and respecting God.

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm not sure if I believe in God or not.

ShadowMarco8 years ago

like @jake1da1snake said, you can't tell them DIRECTLY, but you can tell them INDIRECTLY, and there are MANY ways to do it also, this means that pressing the button, automatically makes good totally real in case you don't belive in him

Atheist Potato8 years ago

Eh. That"d cure my death anxiety. What most Christians don't realize is that most atheist would prefer it if religion was right, just it doesn't seem logical in the slightest

troll123458 years ago

FUCK THAT I AM MUSULMAN AND GOD IS REAL

mroow8 years ago

I'm sitting over here believing in like 15 deities... Why am I getting the stupid Christian buttons? I don't want any part of this shit.

abcx8 years ago

I already know it and I can tell anyone.

pandabear59 years ago

ok I will right it down and show everyone

pandabear59 years ago

I mean write it down

MAK3X79 years ago

So an unpopular jesus, abraham, muhamad, etc

vonsscout59 years ago

awesome

UltraHyper9 years ago

That's my actual Christianity status any ways...

Young Discord9 years ago

Kinda pointless if you ask me, I think people keep forgetting that every person has a 100% likelyhood of finding out whether there is an afterlife or a god after they die as we all die some day so why waster our entire lives trying to figure something out that we'll all figure out eventually.

Espiner9 years ago

No problem...

6Demonic6Killer69 years ago

Well, that would shatter my reality.

illdiewithoutpi10 years ago

Just because you know for sure doesn't mean others will believe you. No problem with pressing it.

Simmo10 years ago

So I find out no God exists and cant tell ISIS.

Not me10 years ago

Just leave the info on a laptop and then let people see it

Death11 years ago

This already applies for some.

Sky Erixon12 years ago

god is not real

Doritoesforever7 years ago

Even god is real,he punish us all and burn us to make us suffer for eternity, I gotta say he is a abusive father

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Chiara Searle12 years ago

Sure, if God IS real, I have reassurance, and if he isn't this button basically makes him real and ensures I live on after I die and so does everyone else. Worth it.

BrianSteward7 years ago

That’s a win-win

Zac Houston12 years ago

As an agnostic... this would finally answer the big question.

iiMeatloaf8 years ago

47 years ago... Seems legit.

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Alex Lopez12 years ago

Write it

Bart Jansen12 years ago

>tell anyways

Maddi Gartin12 years ago

I already know God is real.

SilverShadow5258 years ago

We'll see about that once we die, if we"re wrong, then we don't lose anything, but if we"re right, then I pray that the LORD have mercy on your soul

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PlushtrapGamin9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

I already do. I believe in God, and I'm a Christian

Sam Jack Edwards12 years ago

what if there isn't a god i would know nothing

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

The fact that it uses the word "know" implies that God WOULD be real if you pressed the button

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