Will You Press The Button?

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25884 (29%) 61886 (71%)

25884 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 61886 (71%) did not.

you marry the best person in the whole world for you

but

you get cancer 5 years after with no cure/remission possibility

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Maharid 2 years ago

I don't want to marry.

awedar last year

tough luck im pressing the button and marrying you

Karthadon 8 years ago

That happened to someone i know... But in only 7 months.

SetoNara 9 years ago

Doesn't say I die though just that I have cancer

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

true

Panifex 9 years ago

If it"s benign, it"s cancer with no cure, no remission, AND no adverse effects. I'll take my tumor when I'm 21

Thepenguinking2 9 years ago

Wouldn't wanna break my husband"s heart.

WhoGirl7 9 years ago

Love is filled with pain. You must desire if love is worth dieting for

Ppag 10 years ago

Don't worry, doctor Umpaloopa, the seeker, will help you, just call 916974869...

Flameice2 10 years ago

Eh. I'll just get wolverines DNA put in me.

Karthadon 8 years ago

You mean kaneki"s?

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Tarcotic 10 years ago

I like cats better

Google Chrome 11 years ago

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Yeetmastr4 4 years ago

Die google spam bot >:(

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RPJimmy 11 years ago

y shouldi marry my self?

iPuf 10 years ago

Kys

CFGim 11 years ago

i will give her as many childrens as i can

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

smoke weed e'ry day!

KenYoNea 4 years ago

so true brother

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lilpaladin21 11 years ago

But cancer kills you so you still have 5 years to hang out with that person making it better

Lover1377 8 years ago

Cancel is not curable it holds so much cuz my mom has it

boner 11 years ago

So I get married then die nooooooooo

marebear 12 years ago

Just date them and don't get married. Problem solved.

gapple 11 years ago

I don't press button

WheresTheUpside 2 years ago

Upside?

ColeIsdaboss 9 years ago

It would be a good last 5 years.

igorgamesBR07 6 years ago

best 5 years in my life, gonna live happy til my dead

DickerKoch 10 years ago

no upside at all

KawiiGirlHarley 10 years ago

People say i have anger issues n relationships or i just have a quick reaction to BS

eyeless jack 11 years ago

why would you press the button!!!!

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

i'm down lol already know

FemScout_TF2 9 years ago

it doesnt say i'll die

Normal Dude 11 years ago

i have healing factor.... not cured i regen my celes ( bad english )

DankiusMemeius 9 years ago

Succ

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

deadpool?

SE617 3 years ago

What if I survive without cure, nowhere said I’ll die

Helios4441 8 years ago

The best person for me is someone who dosent want to get married

Specter 10 years ago

Better to die in love than to die alone or with someone who isn't for you.

marebear 12 years ago

Just date them and don't get married. Problem solved.

MrMilfHunter 11 years ago

doesnt mean that you die from cancer

LogeTheFlyingSpaceDoge 9 years ago

Downside?

Boombaclart 5 years ago

If you live long enough you’ll get the good out of it but hopefully not get married

PersonOfNoInterest 11 years ago

marry at the age 95

Joeyclog2 10 years ago

It never said i die from cancer. LOOPHOLE...

Fab - Lion. 11 years ago

I would, because they will feel sorry for you and they will just become better, because they feel sorry for you!

AdamHairizhNyx 9 years ago

we live in 21st century yo~ just put my brain in some machine and wala! i live 4ever~!

bobman 11 years ago

cancer doesnt always kill u

IAmTham 12 years ago

Get with yor love at 20, marry them at 85, die of natural causes at 88. WIN!

DJLPbutton2 3 years ago

JOKES ON YOU CANCER IS BEATABLE.

DankiusMemeius 9 years ago

Ulike succ?

write2varun 11 years ago

I like deadpool

DilynFenton 10 years ago

I'm sorry but this seems like the plot of one of the sell your soul deals in popculture

Angelo 11 years ago

it aint worth it

LordDavidBooyah 8 years ago

I always wanted a Chinchilla named Cancer! -LOOPHOLE-

EnderTamer2003 11 years ago

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Idontcareaboutmyname 9 years ago

Being alone is not that bad

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