Will You Press The Button?

Maharid11 months ago

I don't want to marry.

SetoNara8 years ago

Doesn't say I die though just that I have cancer

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

true

Karthadon7 years ago

That happened to someone i know... But in only 7 months.

Panifex8 years ago

If it"s benign, it"s cancer with no cure, no remission, AND no adverse effects. I'll take my tumor when I'm 21

Thepenguinking28 years ago

Wouldn't wanna break my husband"s heart.

WhoGirl78 years ago

Love is filled with pain. You must desire if love is worth dieting for

Ppag8 years ago

Don't worry, doctor Umpaloopa, the seeker, will help you, just call 916974869...

Flameice2 8 years ago

Eh. I'll just get wolverines DNA put in me.

Karthadon7 years ago

You mean kaneki"s?

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Tarcotic9 years ago

I like cats better

Google Chrome9 years ago

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Yeetmastr42 years ago

Die google spam bot >:(

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RPJimmy10 years ago

y shouldi marry my self?

iPuf8 years ago

Kys

CFGim10 years ago

i will give her as many childrens as i can

Charlie Banks12 years ago

smoke weed e'ry day!

KenYoNea2 years ago

so true brother

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IAmTham11 years ago

Get with yor love at 20, marry them at 85, die of natural causes at 88. WIN!

bobman9 years ago

cancer doesnt always kill u

DankiusMemeius8 years ago

Ulike succ?

write2varun9 years ago

I like deadpool

DJLPbutton2last year

JOKES ON YOU CANCER IS BEATABLE.

Angelo10 years ago

it aint worth it

LordDavidBooyah7 years ago

I always wanted a Chinchilla named Cancer! -LOOPHOLE-

DilynFenton8 years ago

I'm sorry but this seems like the plot of one of the sell your soul deals in popculture

Idontcareaboutmyname8 years ago

Being alone is not that bad

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol49 years ago

Not worth it if I die anyways.

EnderTamer200310 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

jack115099 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Melody Wilcocks12 years ago

Be with them and never marry them.

Snowfairy5048 years ago

I would chooae it and spend my last doing stuff i want

SkeletonWarrior3 years ago

As an aromatic person there is absolutely no upside to this

Nerdyboy8 years ago

I think pure happiness is worth it. At least i would know when i would go.

pengie929010 years ago

Some cancers can be almost harmless

PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago

Why would people press this

kaki10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Boredboy7 years ago

YOLO

TrinityWhat11 years ago

I'm aromantic so.... obviously not

FriskTheHuman8 years ago

Really? I will die right after freaking marrige!!! I wont be with my love and 2 female 9 year old kids :(

SilentCobra9 years ago

So I become Deadpool? Works for me!

Jelsa8 years ago

He don't have to be perfect if I get cancer

Fapper2009 years ago

Anything is better than super aids

Pointlesslesslast year

There’s always tomorrow

Angelo10 years ago

it aint worth it

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago

So you die 5 years later ?

Krusek8 years ago

I'll sign up for a questionable top-secret government experiment to cure it.

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol49 years ago

Not worth it if I die anyways.

irishdragon510 years ago

Would that include a genius that could upload my brain into a computer and allow me to live in a robot nigh-indistinguishable from a human? Or a person who could "freeze" the cancer -but not cure it completely? Those would arguably be the best person in the whole world for me.

snivy6419 years ago

and after the five years, i don't have cancer. it didn't say i died

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

so i cant take hemp or weed to cure my cancer?

AsuraShun3 years ago

benign small skin cancer spot

Katerx8 years ago

Weed does nothing

easy10 years ago

5 years dude,that is a long time. Step 1.Tell people at work and your boss you're going to die soon Step 2.They give you a raise for your family Step 3.Make kids Step 4.give all da money to da family

HyperSeymour9 years ago

No downside at all.

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