I would chooae it and spend my last doing stuff i want
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jack115099 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Melody Wilcocks12 years ago
Be with them and never marry them.
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pengie92909 years ago
Some cancers can be almost harmless
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SkeletonWarrior3 years ago
As an aromatic person there is absolutely no upside to this
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Nerdyboy8 years ago
I think pure happiness is worth it. At least i would know when i would go.
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kaki10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Boredboy7 years ago
YOLO
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PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago
Why would people press this
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FriskTheHuman8 years ago
Really? I will die right after freaking marrige!!! I wont be with my love and 2 female 9 year old kids :(
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SilentCobra9 years ago
So I become Deadpool? Works for me!
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TrinityWhat10 years ago
I'm aromantic so.... obviously not
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Fapper2009 years ago
Anything is better than super aids
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Pointlesslesslast year
There’s always tomorrow
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Jelsa8 years ago
He don't have to be perfect if I get cancer
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Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago
So you die 5 years later ?
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Krusek8 years ago
I'll sign up for a questionable top-secret government experiment to cure it.
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Angelo10 years ago
it aint worth it
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Mike Zephyr/Futurwol49 years ago
Not worth it if I die anyways.
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irishdragon510 years ago
Would that include a genius that could upload my brain into a computer and allow me to live in a robot nigh-indistinguishable from a human? Or a person who could "freeze" the cancer -but not cure it completely? Those would arguably be the best person in the whole world for me.
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Kyle Freeman12 years ago
so i cant take hemp or weed to cure my cancer?
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snivy6419 years ago
and after the five years, i don't have cancer. it didn't say i died
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Katerx8 years ago
Weed does nothing
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easy9 years ago
5 years dude,that is a long time.
Step 1.Tell people at work and your boss you're going to die soon
Step 2.They give you a raise for your family
Step 3.Make kids
Step 4.give all da money to da family
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AsuraShun3 years ago
benign small skin cancer spot
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lilpaladin2110 years ago
But cancer kills you so you still have 5 years to hang out with that person
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HyperSeymour9 years ago
No downside at all.
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ava_the_bear8 years ago
But if the other buttons come true there will LOADS of people who know how to cure cancer
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boner9 years ago
So I get married then die nooooooooo
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dannyphanfiction10 years ago
Man all of these are geared towards hetero/gay/bi/pan people like I'm asexual the best person for me to be married to would be me
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Fenbi9 years ago
Nah XD
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BenThorneycroft8 years ago
I can get a gf by myself..
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SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago
Yup, the internet is a major cancer sometimes
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serrato128 years ago
Live my short life to the fullest
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HB41159 years ago
no, why would i want to marry her and leave her alone after i die
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Shrek347Rap39 years ago
I don want to marry ir have Kids in my life so fuck this shit, im out
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Donderpants10 years ago
The best person in the world for me would also be able to cure cancer! Or at least stop it from doing any real damage.
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