Will You Press The Button?

Gredias 11 years ago

People can't fucking read... It's "HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF being morbidly obese", not "be morbidly obese"

ProWolfGamer370 2 months ago

It's not any better tho

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Big Boy 11 years ago

You can be obese from muscle too, it just means you are over the average body weight by a lot.

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Nope. You have to have over a certain percentage of body fat. (I don't know exactly how much)

SexyPandaSoldier 9 years ago

Im ok healthy and might live to 90 without ever being fat so no thanks

Jetical 9 years ago

The super hero SUPER FAT!!! at peak health IS the Living Enzyme!!!

dekipro123 10 years ago

you"re not fat you"re on the wrong planet

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

So basically all that'll happen is I become physically healthy as possible and will live 120+ years?

ProWolfGamer370 2 months ago

Ik your saying your fat stop fatshaming yourself your not fat

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John 'Jin-roh' Nielsen 13 years ago

I would have fun outrunning everyone in the olompic

ShadeTheAwndretreeWhosDatingAsriel 7 years ago

yes I cant wait to beat a relative of Usain Bolt!

Noah William Taylor 13 years ago

How can you be healthy and morbidly obese?

Thedj 10 years ago

Wat is this

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Jackson Ward 13 years ago

How am I physically healthy and morbidly obese?

EmoDives_OnMars 11 years ago

You look morbidly obese, not you are

EmoDives_OnMars 11 years ago

I will go to the olympics and laugh at Michael Phelps as I complete a 200 butterfly in a minute and 9 seconds.

Firechu123 10 years ago

I am already fat! XD

Thatcowhugger 11 years ago

Its ok. you can laugh at the people who didn't belive you would live longer then them.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

In 2 years everyone will be able to live up to 156 years old on average. POINTLESS BUTTON ALERT!

EnzoCondeixaCruz 10 years ago

SO EAT A LOT, I'M NOT APPARENCE SO, I'M A OBESE

The-yogohero 9 years ago

Just hit the jym

Salt Detected 11 years ago

fastest fat man alive? where do i sign up?

JonKelley 10 years ago

Not only am I perfectly healthy regardless of what I eat, but people expect nothing from me, thus making my life easier. It"s a win-win.

AlphaLucario 10 years ago

I would hate to live that long.

WTPV 12 years ago

I can make money out running skinny fuckers in marathons and inturance tests

WTFCommentz 11 years ago

Clichés...Being physically healthy mean being slim and fit forever being obese takes that away...

iiMysstiiic 7 years ago

Just imagine an obese guy running at the speed of usain bolt chasing you with a spanking belt.

Brian barnes 11 years ago

so? i always wanted to look like peter griffin

PKSneasel 11 years ago

Don't care.

U.v. Madsen 13 years ago

I don't wanna live that forever...

Doodle128 4 years ago

Just get liposuction

ABS_Page 10 years ago

Nope.

sbe1 8 years ago

I’m a girl 👩‍🏫

Pandaman_5 8 years ago

Good for you

Shirokuma 11 years ago

In other words, thinnies can suck it!

Kyle_Luke 11 years ago

Hia Suckers!!!!!!!

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago

Like the Blob in X-Men?

Sherbo 10 years ago

This one is kind of a no-brainer.

Im_the_Doctor 11 years ago

I am fine right now.

shewantsthediick 11 years ago

Stay at home then nobody would see u

Cj25gamer 6 years ago

Well fuck i want to live and get a world record

Brian barnes 11 years ago

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BleachAndPosion 10 years ago

Apparently 68% people would rather look skinny than live 122 possible years

Midnightwolf980 11 years ago

Hell nah

Caseyjaynestuart 10 years ago

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Nathan Ho 13 years ago

because of a past willyoupressthebutton which states that any button you press the side effect are negated it doesnt matter to me

isuc4life 8 years ago

how can you be obese and super fit at the same time?

Cheeseman 9 years ago

Three words Super Underestimated Athlete

duggie94 11 years ago

go to the olympics and fuck with some heads

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