Will You Press The Button?

Hiphop75 10 years ago

So I won't be able to speak it, but I can read it, write it and understand it . . . this is like saying I can make and eat food but won't be able to taste it.

Kdsafud 4 years ago

Yes but ikr this is 5 years ago but now Corona has made bad things

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McSwaggerNuggets 10 years ago

An ad for Rosetta Stone popped up XD

CBobbert 11 years ago

So I'll become the world's all-to-english translator? AND I can write any language into another? there's no loss.

FootballKid48 11 years ago

Yea

BlueDogXL 11 years ago

Japan! I will finally understand you!!!!!!!!!

Mykeelovesbidoofs 9 years ago

UR GOOD JUST CUZ U HAVE POKEMON ICON HERE HAVE LIKE

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SkyX-07 11 years ago

What if I had 2 first language?

Tommy-Atkins 9 years ago

You really can't

BlazingBlaziken 10 years ago

Step 1.) Learn Japanese Step 2.) Watch anime without subtitles or dubbing Step 3.) You become a weeaboo (this step is completely optional)

Toki Vick 13 years ago

would you still be able to say taco?

Mr_Meme_Man 3 years ago

so i"d only know french

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sabyoy 9 years ago

Wait u can only say baby language

Migdin1 9 years ago

Gybkjvh grvf

Mercenary79 7 years ago

Ha ha jokes on you I can't speak any other language anyways

C 9 years ago

Well let"s see, I"d like totally fail my mother tongue oral, but my compo, LC and main paper would more than make up for it. *Slams button*

KenJen6420 9 years ago

Anime is better in its original language anyway

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Oh shut up! English dub is better then sub & everyone knows that!

Cormac Beirne 10 years ago

But couldn't I just read, write, and understand another language without pressing the button?

AthenaGirl3 9 years ago

It"s saying every language

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Lance Horsch 13 years ago

I can fix that last part. EVERYONE ON EARTH PRESS IT NOW!!!

Thomas_Steward 8 years ago

Then again if everybody pressed it at the same time, everyone would revert back to humanity"s original language, which is Hebrew or something.

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Emma Dykstra 13 years ago

What happens if my first word was a word that exists in multiple languages, and I learned them simultaneously?

C 9 years ago

So what was it?

Francis Racicot 13 years ago

wtf I already speak 2 language, what would happen?

Issybutton 8 years ago

There are more than that

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Retrospectre 11 years ago

Also what if I pick sign language? (Yes it counts as a language, but I don't have to speak it)

Jayrod 11 years ago

Better than what I can do now

Lioth 3 years ago

This choice is a bit weird. In no way does the 'give' part indicate you will be able to speak the chosen language in the first place. Thus the 'take' part is of no consequence.

Gryphling 11 years ago

What about people who have no "first" language?

Kaykathleen 9 years ago

What about singing 😄

Sudokori 12 years ago

I can just communicate by notebook

Keep_Calm 10 years ago

At least you can look at yourself naked...

InfiniteDeath826 10 years ago

hey don't take my ariba away

Snurph 11 years ago

Snurph approved with you

Issybutton 8 years ago

I can watch anime without subtitles or dubs!

ignition191 7 months ago

international text-based communication in every language can be very beneficial financially.

hi man2005 11 years ago

Michael bay is my bey

Mykeelovesbidoofs 9 years ago

What"s the downside

GohanSSJ2 10 years ago

No downside

Books_for_life121 9 years ago

Loophole just write what you have to say in a different language

clawdene4 11 years ago

White board and Expo marker. XD

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago

If I can write I'll just say I'm mute :T I can still communicate in other languages that aren't english...

MILKYWAY857 11 years ago

What's the problem with that? I mostly speak to English people anyway.

Beast_Pander 8 years ago

If you speak english this is an easy choice

PinkyPie12 12 years ago

What's so bad about that

CobaltStarling 10 years ago

I"d need to keep a little whiteboard around so I"d be able to write my replies to people. Because I"d be able to understand them, but not reply to them.

cloutdaddy 9 years ago

loophole, not give a shit and do it anyway

Blaze111 10 years ago

Um have one of those talk things that you write in and it says the word

Obaidah 11 years ago

I speak Arabic, but my great great grandfather is turks. Coincidence?

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan 11 years ago

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YoshiP 3 years ago

Ermmm, but then how would I communicate with my staff working on Final Fantasy XIV, with a free trial up to level 70...

WhiteTone 11 years ago

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