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53503 (61%) people have pressed this button, while 34605 (39%) did not.
Ability to understand, read, and write any language of your choice.
but
You will never be able to speak in another language (other than your first language). Ever.
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Hiphop758 years ago
So I won't be able to speak it, but I can read it, write it and understand it . . . this is like saying I can make and eat food but won't be able to taste it.

Kdsafud3 years ago
Yes but ikr this is 5 years ago but now Corona has made bad things
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McSwaggerNuggets9 years ago
An ad for Rosetta Stone popped up XD

CBobbert9 years ago
So I'll become the world's all-to-english translator? AND I can write any language into another? there's no loss.

FootballKid489 years ago
Yea

BlueDogXL10 years ago
Japan! I will finally understand you!!!!!!!!!

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago
UR GOOD JUST CUZ U HAVE POKEMON ICON HERE HAVE LIKE
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SkyX-079 years ago
What if I had 2 first language?

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
You really can't

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Step 1.) Learn Japanese Step 2.) Watch anime without subtitles or dubbing Step 3.) You become a weeaboo (this step is completely optional)

sabyoy8 years ago
Wait u can only say baby language

Migdin18 years ago
Gybkjvh grvf

Toki Vick12 years ago
would you still be able to say taco?

Mr_Meme_Man2 years ago
so i"d only know french
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Mercenary796 years ago
Ha ha jokes on you I can't speak any other language anyways

C7 years ago
Well let"s see, I"d like totally fail my mother tongue oral, but my compo, LC and main paper would more than make up for it. *Slams button*

KenJen64208 years ago
Anime is better in its original language anyway

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Oh shut up! English dub is better then sub & everyone knows that!

Cormac Beirne9 years ago
But couldn't I just read, write, and understand another language without pressing the button?

AthenaGirl38 years ago
It"s saying every language
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Lance Horsch12 years ago
I can fix that last part. EVERYONE ON EARTH PRESS IT NOW!!!

Thomas_Steward7 years ago
Then again if everybody pressed it at the same time, everyone would revert back to humanity"s original language, which is Hebrew or something.
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Emma Dykstra12 years ago
What happens if my first word was a word that exists in multiple languages, and I learned them simultaneously?

C7 years ago
So what was it?

Francis Racicot12 years ago
wtf I already speak 2 language, what would happen?

Issybutton7 years ago
There are more than that
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WhiteTone10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe9 years ago
WillYouDieFromSpammers.com (legit site)

EthanWillButton7028 years ago
I choose... english.

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan9 years ago
i can write as speaking so people know what i am saying no matter what by the way i could be paid a lot of ca-ching for this and the very first language i would choose to write in would be japanese... i could finally understand manga and miku hatsune's s...[Show full comment]

YoshiPlast year
Ermmm, but then how would I communicate with my staff working on Final Fantasy XIV, with a free trial up to level 70...

Farrahaz2228 years ago
So basically me in Spanish class. Great!

ABBEH9 years ago
I find this funny only because an ad for learning other languages popped up after I hit the button

SlominskiProductions5 years ago
No downside

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Thing is, I already speak three languages, and this would make it one, so nope.

EZ Street 9 years ago
So I'd be an Ultimate Universal Translater

Issybutton7 years ago
You cant speak or write

Monkeygod7 years ago
Yeah you will be able to speak another language but you will be able to understand another language

Steven Boyer12 years ago
i'm really ok with this

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago
Gaster hands

BrianStiner8 years ago
Any language? Alright, I choose proto-indo European. Eat your heart out linguistic historical scholars.

Qolem9 years ago
So I can know any language of my choice... there is not any limit on how many of those choices I can make... So I only gain?

zombiekiller9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan9 years ago
found it!!! it is 113 5's to the right
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LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago
It says I can't speak it, it never said I couldn't SING it.

gjyfghhg3 years ago
Thats fine i guess

INFJlife10 years ago
I see no downside since I only know English and I would ace all my Latin tests

AthenaGirl38 years ago
Pretend you"re mute and write everything. Duh.

mylee12347 years ago
Can you still EAT food from other countrys? HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??

Ventiro10 years ago
oooooooooooooooooooook then

Hamistagan8 years ago
im bilingual meaning i perfectly speak 2 languages so this would suck

ThePurpleCharizard9 years ago
Your point is?

vampireslayer1979 years ago
Right in Egyptian hyragliphs so no 1 can understand u then u can sware like a saller & no 1s the wiser

cedric9 years ago
Ability to understand, read, and write any language of your choice

John R Mclaughlin12 years ago
I see no downside...

Oldiron_798 months ago
Definitely a no if I can't speak 🙊 the ones I already know naturally

Nickely10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe9 years ago
I'm legit drowning in spwikddwpos-----*GURGLE* *GURGLE*

Jadelove8 years ago
Lol

TrinityPadill19879 years ago
SCREW ENGLISH!! I WANNA LEARN FRICKING JAPANESE AND GET TO UNDERDTAND ANIME IN JAPANESE INSTEAD OF WATCHING IT DUBBED

PopePepetheEmperorFrog8 years ago
A Text-to-speech device should solve the problem

DavidLgamer999 years ago
Where's the downside again?

Ivan200610 years ago
Speaking a foreign language specifically English, is required if I want to graduate from high school in my country, so hellnope.

Olkren9 years ago
This just means I can catch them when they insult me or so I can travel around the world. Which evers first.

Lolirainbow7 years ago
What about Pizza? its the same in spanish AND english?

VojtchJavora7 years ago
And in other languages too
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