53770 (61%) 34848 (39%)
53770 (61%) people have pressed this button, while 34848 (39%) did not.
Ability to understand, read, and write any language of your choice.
but
You will never be able to speak in another language (other than your first language). Ever.
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Hiphop759 years ago
So I won't be able to speak it, but I can read it, write it and understand it . . . this is like saying I can make and eat food but won't be able to taste it.

Kdsafud3 years ago
Yes but ikr this is 5 years ago but now Corona has made bad things
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McSwaggerNuggets9 years ago
An ad for Rosetta Stone popped up XD

CBobbert10 years ago
So I'll become the world's all-to-english translator? AND I can write any language into another? there's no loss.

FootballKid489 years ago
Yea

BlueDogXL10 years ago
Japan! I will finally understand you!!!!!!!!!

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago
UR GOOD JUST CUZ U HAVE POKEMON ICON HERE HAVE LIKE
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SkyX-0710 years ago
What if I had 2 first language?

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
You really can't

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Step 1.) Learn Japanese Step 2.) Watch anime without subtitles or dubbing Step 3.) You become a weeaboo (this step is completely optional)

sabyoy8 years ago
Wait u can only say baby language

Migdin18 years ago
Gybkjvh grvf

Toki Vick12 years ago
would you still be able to say taco?

Mr_Meme_Man2 years ago
so i"d only know french
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Mercenary796 years ago
Ha ha jokes on you I can't speak any other language anyways

C8 years ago
Well let"s see, I"d like totally fail my mother tongue oral, but my compo, LC and main paper would more than make up for it. *Slams button*

KenJen64208 years ago
Anime is better in its original language anyway

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Oh shut up! English dub is better then sub & everyone knows that!

Cormac Beirne9 years ago
But couldn't I just read, write, and understand another language without pressing the button?

AthenaGirl38 years ago
It"s saying every language
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Lance Horsch12 years ago
I can fix that last part. EVERYONE ON EARTH PRESS IT NOW!!!

Thomas_Steward7 years ago
Then again if everybody pressed it at the same time, everyone would revert back to humanity"s original language, which is Hebrew or something.
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Emma Dykstra12 years ago
What happens if my first word was a word that exists in multiple languages, and I learned them simultaneously?

C8 years ago
So what was it?

Francis Racicot12 years ago
wtf I already speak 2 language, what would happen?

Issybutton7 years ago
There are more than that
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Retrospectre10 years ago
Also what if I pick sign language? (Yes it counts as a language, but I don't have to speak it)

Kaykathleen8 years ago
What about singing 😄

Jayrod9 years ago
Better than what I can do now

Liothlast year
This choice is a bit weird. In no way does the 'give' part indicate you will be able to speak the chosen language in the first place. Thus the 'take' part is of no consequence.

Gryphling10 years ago
What about people who have no "first" language?

Sudokori 10 years ago
I can just communicate by notebook

Keep_Calm8 years ago
At least you can look at yourself naked...

Issybutton7 years ago
I can watch anime without subtitles or dubs!

InfiniteDeath8269 years ago
hey don't take my ariba away

Snurph10 years ago
Snurph approved with you

GohanSSJ29 years ago
No downside

hi man200510 years ago
Michael bay is my bey

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago
What"s the downside

AxisOliveYT4 years ago
If I can write I'll just say I'm mute :T I can still communicate in other languages that aren't english...

Books_for_life1218 years ago
Loophole just write what you have to say in a different language

clawdene49 years ago
White board and Expo marker. XD

PinkyPie1211 years ago
What's so bad about that

CobaltStarling9 years ago
I"d need to keep a little whiteboard around so I"d be able to write my replies to people. Because I"d be able to understand them, but not reply to them.

MILKYWAY85710 years ago
What's the problem with that? I mostly speak to English people anyway.

Beast_Pander7 years ago
If you speak english this is an easy choice

Blaze1119 years ago
Um have one of those talk things that you write in and it says the word

Obaidah10 years ago
I speak Arabic, but my great great grandfather is turks. Coincidence?

cloutdaddy8 years ago
loophole, not give a shit and do it anyway

YoshiPlast year
Ermmm, but then how would I communicate with my staff working on Final Fantasy XIV, with a free trial up to level 70...

WhiteTone10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe10 years ago
WillYouDieFromSpammers.com (legit site)

EthanWillButton7028 years ago
I choose... english.

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan9 years ago
i can write as speaking so people know what i am saying no matter what by the way i could be paid a lot of ca-ching for this and the very first language i would choose to write in would be japanese... i could finally understand manga and miku hatsune's s...[Show full comment]

Farrahaz2228 years ago
So basically me in Spanish class. Great!

ABBEH9 years ago
I find this funny only because an ad for learning other languages popped up after I hit the button

SlominskiProductions5 years ago
No downside

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Thing is, I already speak three languages, and this would make it one, so nope.

EZ Street 10 years ago
So I'd be an Ultimate Universal Translater

Issybutton7 years ago
You cant speak or write

Monkeygod7 years ago
Yeah you will be able to speak another language but you will be able to understand another language

Steven Boyer12 years ago
i'm really ok with this

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago
Gaster hands
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