Will You Press The Button?

Hiphop759 years ago

So I won't be able to speak it, but I can read it, write it and understand it . . . this is like saying I can make and eat food but won't be able to taste it.

Kdsafud3 years ago

Yes but ikr this is 5 years ago but now Corona has made bad things

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McSwaggerNuggets9 years ago

An ad for Rosetta Stone popped up XD

CBobbert10 years ago

So I'll become the world's all-to-english translator? AND I can write any language into another? there's no loss.

FootballKid489 years ago

Yea

BlueDogXL10 years ago

Japan! I will finally understand you!!!!!!!!!

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago

UR GOOD JUST CUZ U HAVE POKEMON ICON HERE HAVE LIKE

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SkyX-0710 years ago

What if I had 2 first language?

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago

You really can't

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

Step 1.) Learn Japanese Step 2.) Watch anime without subtitles or dubbing Step 3.) You become a weeaboo (this step is completely optional)

sabyoy8 years ago

Wait u can only say baby language

Migdin18 years ago

Gybkjvh grvf

Toki Vick12 years ago

would you still be able to say taco?

Mr_Meme_Man2 years ago

so i"d only know french

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Mercenary796 years ago

Ha ha jokes on you I can't speak any other language anyways

C8 years ago

Well let"s see, I"d like totally fail my mother tongue oral, but my compo, LC and main paper would more than make up for it. *Slams button*

KenJen64208 years ago

Anime is better in its original language anyway

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Oh shut up! English dub is better then sub & everyone knows that!

Cormac Beirne9 years ago

But couldn't I just read, write, and understand another language without pressing the button?

AthenaGirl38 years ago

It"s saying every language

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Lance Horsch12 years ago

I can fix that last part. EVERYONE ON EARTH PRESS IT NOW!!!

Thomas_Steward7 years ago

Then again if everybody pressed it at the same time, everyone would revert back to humanity"s original language, which is Hebrew or something.

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Emma Dykstra12 years ago

What happens if my first word was a word that exists in multiple languages, and I learned them simultaneously?

C8 years ago

So what was it?

Francis Racicot12 years ago

wtf I already speak 2 language, what would happen?

Issybutton7 years ago

There are more than that

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Retrospectre10 years ago

Also what if I pick sign language? (Yes it counts as a language, but I don't have to speak it)

Kaykathleen8 years ago

What about singing 😄

Jayrod9 years ago

Better than what I can do now

Liothlast year

This choice is a bit weird. In no way does the 'give' part indicate you will be able to speak the chosen language in the first place. Thus the 'take' part is of no consequence.

Gryphling10 years ago

What about people who have no "first" language?

Sudokori 10 years ago

I can just communicate by notebook

Keep_Calm8 years ago

At least you can look at yourself naked...

Issybutton7 years ago

I can watch anime without subtitles or dubs!

InfiniteDeath8269 years ago

hey don't take my ariba away

Snurph10 years ago

Snurph approved with you

GohanSSJ29 years ago

No downside

hi man200510 years ago

Michael bay is my bey

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago

What"s the downside

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

If I can write I'll just say I'm mute :T I can still communicate in other languages that aren't english...

Books_for_life1218 years ago

Loophole just write what you have to say in a different language

clawdene49 years ago

White board and Expo marker. XD

PinkyPie1211 years ago

What's so bad about that

CobaltStarling9 years ago

I"d need to keep a little whiteboard around so I"d be able to write my replies to people. Because I"d be able to understand them, but not reply to them.

MILKYWAY85710 years ago

What's the problem with that? I mostly speak to English people anyway.

Beast_Pander7 years ago

If you speak english this is an easy choice

Blaze1119 years ago

Um have one of those talk things that you write in and it says the word

Obaidah10 years ago

I speak Arabic, but my great great grandfather is turks. Coincidence?

cloutdaddy8 years ago

loophole, not give a shit and do it anyway

YoshiPlast year

Ermmm, but then how would I communicate with my staff working on Final Fantasy XIV, with a free trial up to level 70...

WhiteTone10 years ago

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EthanWillButton7028 years ago

I choose... english.

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan9 years ago

i can write as speaking so people know what i am saying no matter what by the way i could be paid a lot of ca-ching for this and the very first language i would choose to write in would be japanese... i could finally understand manga and miku hatsune's s...[Show full comment]