Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

37950 (42%) 51506 (58%)

37950 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 51506 (58%) did not.

You are the fastest man on the planet

but

You last 10 seconds in bed

Next

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gamer25 11 years ago

So flash basically?

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Basically, yes

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

CrusaderXen 10 years ago

It says in bed it doesn't say anywhere else

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Obviously referring to sex you muppet.

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Niggarhhh 10 years ago

I'm not a man .-. Wait am I? Wait I'm not..

thecoolfirepro 9 months ago

whys the username racist asf ._.

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suki_111 4 years ago

How am I going to last a thing I don't even do?

OneLonelyPilot 11 years ago

*little asexual dance*

Padawan343 11 years ago

Loop hole: kept going after you came

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

(GASP) YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES! ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT!

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago

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illuminatiunconfirmed 8 years ago

I regret my life

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Pengwyn 10 years ago

It's going to happen anyway. I'd rather win.

SeriTheRabbit 11 years ago

But I'm not a man. Does this mean, if I press the button, I'll grow a penis?

JaydenEcker 9 years ago

Yuuuuup

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Grimlock753 12 years ago

Jokes on you I'll use the couch

poptropica1029384756 11 years ago

WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL DUDE!!! :-$

GoldenEnergy 10 years ago

I won't press it because I die after ten seconds in bed?

Lorcan12 10 years ago

You're too young for the internet

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago

10 seconds of sleep

SugarTeaPlacebo 11 years ago

Asexual haha

Vamcani 9 years ago

1. Fastest doesn't mean you are really fast. 2. Do I recover as fast as well? If so then no downside.

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

sweet I only have to sleep for ten seconds, be more specific next time.

DuduEhehe 10 years ago

That"s okay, I'll just not have sex somewhere else.

DragonFever 10 years ago

What if u not on bed?

Nicholasss9876 11 years ago

Fastest man is 37 mph,so i will be 38 mph...

SilverFish91 10 years ago

Or 10000000000000 mmps ( million metres per second).

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Sherlock86 9 years ago

But what does it means with fastest just slightly Faster then usian bolt or racing car fast

EllaYuyang22 9 years ago

Wait, but I'm not a man

Aeonim 10 years ago

Take it to the floor huehuehue

Mady0 10 years ago

I AM NOT A MAN SO NO!

Raquaza4life 10 years ago

... Really?

Tango Topgun German Lager 13 years ago

chili dogs

pingas4 11 years ago

what does it mean by last

gumballdropsthegluten 12 years ago

Well that's the whole purpose of being the "fastest" man xD

Barrow22 5 years ago

Fuck yes plzzzz

crystarius 11 years ago

tfw youre not a man

PinkDiamond 9 years ago

also, why not on the couch?

ImABadDoggy 6 years ago

Me: having sex on someone Also me:SPEED

12345qwer 9 years ago

im not a boy lol

Katherine Julianne 13 years ago

Im a woman. ..if I climax after only 10 seconds in a happy woman

bubbzaz 10 years ago

So sleep on the couch

silverwolfistoon 11 years ago

Be sanic

Perceive 11 years ago

I'm a woman...

YANDARE-BLUE 8 years ago

I hate this. I am a girl!!

CHEESE_EXCLAMATION 2 years ago

I AM NO MAN! I AM CHEESE!

TroyYuki 11 years ago

Im a guy but what about womens

BlueSmilingCat 9 years ago

“But no living man am I!” Said Éowyn and pressed the button

jaybones 11 years ago

Cops cant catch me so FURK YEA

Superstar57 10 years ago

Furk the sexy cops

dedirake 5 years ago

Then dont fux on bed. Fux on street instead..

I are scotland 11 years ago

I pressed another button saying I had to press thi8s one. im sorry wife

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago

I'm a woman

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

I. AM. A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So this is not applicable to me.

CMHammond 11 years ago

You become a man.

Purkkhan57 10 years ago

does this mean i cant sleep?

Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

thing is... i don't have a penis.

CMHammond 11 years ago

That doesn't matter...you become a man I suppose.

T_tabs 10 years ago

*coff* be done in a flash (tell me if you got that pun)

oscardaum 11 years ago

Fuck while running then?

Evilmax24 11 years ago

I WILL RUN ON WALLS AND CEILINGS IF IM SO FAST!!! WOOH HOO btw im serious being so fast will change a lot of things in life,maybe if your so fast you can run on holes and not fall through!!!.

ShadowMarco 9 years ago

Shit, that was TOO fast!

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