Will You Press The Button?

gamer25 11 years ago

So flash basically?

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Basically, yes

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

CrusaderXen 10 years ago

It says in bed it doesn't say anywhere else

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Obviously referring to sex you muppet.

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Niggarhhh 10 years ago

I'm not a man .-. Wait am I? Wait I'm not..

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago

whys the username racist asf ._.

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suki_111 4 years ago

How am I going to last a thing I don't even do?

OneLonelyPilot 11 years ago

*little asexual dance*

Padawan343 11 years ago

Loop hole: kept going after you came

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

(GASP) YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES! ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT!

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illuminatiunconfirmed 8 years ago

I regret my life

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Pengwyn 10 years ago

It's going to happen anyway. I'd rather win.

SeriTheRabbit 11 years ago

But I'm not a man. Does this mean, if I press the button, I'll grow a penis?

JaydenEcker 8 years ago

Yuuuuup

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Grimlock753 12 years ago

Jokes on you I'll use the couch

poptropica1029384756 10 years ago

WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL DUDE!!! :-$

GoldenEnergy 10 years ago

I won't press it because I die after ten seconds in bed?

Lorcan12 10 years ago

You're too young for the internet

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago

10 seconds of sleep

SugarTeaPlacebo 11 years ago

Asexual haha

Vamcani 9 years ago

1. Fastest doesn't mean you are really fast. 2. Do I recover as fast as well? If so then no downside.

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

sweet I only have to sleep for ten seconds, be more specific next time.

DuduEhehe 10 years ago

That"s okay, I'll just not have sex somewhere else.

DragonFever 10 years ago

What if u not on bed?

Nicholasss9876 11 years ago

Fastest man is 37 mph,so i will be 38 mph...

SilverFish91 10 years ago

Or 10000000000000 mmps ( million metres per second).

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Sherlock86 9 years ago

But what does it means with fastest just slightly Faster then usian bolt or racing car fast

EllaYuyang22 9 years ago

Wait, but I'm not a man

Aeonim 10 years ago

Take it to the floor huehuehue

Mady0 10 years ago

I AM NOT A MAN SO NO!

Raquaza4life 10 years ago

... Really?

Tango Topgun German Lager 13 years ago

chili dogs

pingas4 11 years ago

what does it mean by last

CoasterBot 8 years ago

My insomnia would be gone.

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

Heh. References.

DrOlvierPL 9 years ago

Can make her reallllllly gooooooooood

RawrKitty 11 years ago

Wouldn't that mean the girl could get off fast too? You basically become a human vibrator if you go fast..... Where's the downside?

zachintosh 10 years ago

if you can only last 10 seconds then sperm would be created faster so you could just keep going at it

Wolf22777 11 years ago

It's easy. Make a pallet on the floor!

isaacdelyon 9 years ago

What does the mean?

Kamek71 5 years ago

I mean at least I am fas

dinolord sonic 11 years ago

i dont need sleep cause i got CHILEH DOGGS SAN1C FAS+ UR 2 SL0

CMHammond 11 years ago

It means sex.

Luke_Groundrunner 9 years ago

That"s an improvement!

TheRealMudkip 12 years ago

gotta go fast!

Speed-of-sound Sonic 10 years ago

I AM SPEED OF SOUND SONIC!!!!!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Can I be the fastest woman instead?

Jacob Fleming 13 years ago

either way you're the fastest man on the planet

Alacaster 10 years ago

Basically sonic

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Well my partner would be done in 8 seconds anyways

Deathblade27 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Spam...

pabloXC83 11 years ago

So you get tired of trying to sleep???

LoganBooker 8 years ago

I'm fine with that just more time to do other things

Bassclefdragons 11 years ago

It's times like this when I just adore myself for being asexual, literally no downside. unless you have trouble doing things slowly and appreciating the little things, but it doesn't say that, so I'm going to assume not.

PinkDiamond 9 years ago

jesus fuck, i"d be like having a seizure during sex, my partner would be so worried.

JohnPariah 12 years ago

asexual

CooledItLongAgo 5 years ago

so I barely need to sleep and I'm the flash. downside?

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm 13 years ago

To be expected thou

teo700 10 years ago

So basically flash....

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