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You are the fastest man on the planet
but
You last 10 seconds in bed
Next

gamer25 11 years ago
So flash basically?

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
Basically, yes
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

CrusaderXen 10 years ago
It says in bed it doesn't say anywhere else

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
Obviously referring to sex you muppet.
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Niggarhhh 10 years ago
I'm not a man .-. Wait am I? Wait I'm not..

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago
whys the username racist asf ._.
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suki_111 4 years ago
How am I going to last a thing I don't even do?

OneLonelyPilot 11 years ago
*little asexual dance*

Padawan343 11 years ago
Loop hole: kept going after you came

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
(GASP) YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES! ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT!

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago
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illuminatiunconfirmed 8 years ago
I regret my life
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Pengwyn 10 years ago
It's going to happen anyway. I'd rather win.

SeriTheRabbit 11 years ago
But I'm not a man. Does this mean, if I press the button, I'll grow a penis?

JaydenEcker 8 years ago
Yuuuuup
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Grimlock753 12 years ago
Jokes on you I'll use the couch

poptropica1029384756 10 years ago
WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL DUDE!!! :-$

GoldenEnergy 10 years ago
I won't press it because I die after ten seconds in bed?

Lorcan12 10 years ago
You're too young for the internet

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago
10 seconds of sleep

SugarTeaPlacebo 11 years ago
Asexual haha

Vamcani 9 years ago
1. Fastest doesn't mean you are really fast. 2. Do I recover as fast as well? If so then no downside.

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
sweet I only have to sleep for ten seconds, be more specific next time.

DuduEhehe 10 years ago
That"s okay, I'll just not have sex somewhere else.

DragonFever 10 years ago
What if u not on bed?

Nicholasss9876 11 years ago
Fastest man is 37 mph,so i will be 38 mph...

SilverFish91 10 years ago
Or 10000000000000 mmps ( million metres per second).
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Sherlock86 9 years ago
But what does it means with fastest just slightly Faster then usian bolt or racing car fast

EllaYuyang22 9 years ago
Wait, but I'm not a man

Aeonim 10 years ago
Take it to the floor huehuehue

Mady0 10 years ago
I AM NOT A MAN SO NO!

Raquaza4life 10 years ago
... Really?

Tango Topgun German Lager 13 years ago
chili dogs

pingas4 11 years ago
what does it mean by last

densch 8 years ago
who said I can only do it once? ;-) 60*10 seconds is still 6 minutes.

TRAVI5S-THE-TERROR-OF-DEATH 9 years ago
That just means I'll be faster than the person who"s the fastest at the moment... Which could be anywhere from 16mph and up... I'm not risking hours of fun in bed for speed that might not even be that fast...

Mirkel Leliveld 13 years ago
if I ever would have sex, there would have been a downside...

Nebulously cool 11 years ago
Imagine sex

Kösrift 9 years ago
Poor Usain

DasNichts79 11 years ago
Dont have sex in bed. Simple is that.

21salsadoor 8 years ago
Why are they all directed at dudes? Girls play this too

Hyltran 5 years ago
This button will make you a man if you press it ;)

Cheeese 2 years ago
does it mean ten seconds of sleep or

Lolipop98 11 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

CMHammond 11 years ago
Spam...

Memetndewsunrise 9 years ago
Well they did say fastest so I already assumed finishing would be similar

Nour 11 years ago
I don't have to get up. Being fast doesn't mean you have to be active

falcon_king3 6 years ago
so what your saying is that the feeling doesnt come harder to get with the speed? just think how it feels going a thousand miles an hour or something lol

ImCool0304 11 years ago
I Already Do ;-:

BigAceIII 9 years ago
Just not in bed then

anna.joy21 10 years ago
not a freaking man

cookbadger 9 years ago
i still have my fingers...

Haleigh Benson 13 years ago
I need sleep!!

Bloodlord3x01 10 years ago
What? 😝

shipqueen28 8 years ago
So I can only sleep for 10 seconds?? What good is being faster than everyone if I get no sleep?!

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago
... I hope you understand by now

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago
that's all you need if you're that fast. Then just do it again

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago
What the hell is this?

fluffypow20912 8 years ago
man? but i"m a girl...

ShiningComet222 11 years ago
Just so you dumbasses know, man (as used in this sentance) is short for "human"

Gandalfspatz 10 years ago
foreplay.

fushisugei 12 years ago
I'm pretty much not gonna get laid anyway.
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