It just says VERY LONG AGO. Is this site THAT lazy?
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Wyatt Meckler13 years ago
I'm pretty sure there's a submission move in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu that dislocates your floating rib. Not fun.
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IronNatePup10 years ago
Wrestling. Easy to withstand the downside.
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Carlos406611 years ago
If it's any skill i want,it never said justnone didn't it? Well, i'll press that freakin button.
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Nytroma6 years ago
Skill to maater all skills
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Mike Harry13 years ago
People already do this. The skill is self-defense, and the activity is called hapkido.
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Lenny11 years ago
seen this shit again
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Sans_The_Skeletonn8 years ago
Infinity endurance boizzzz
Blackout-Button5 years ago
Ironic
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22drawingking22@gmail.com11 years ago
i can fight the summision of even the STF.
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wes1749 years ago
so if you cant withstand them you die?
no thanks!
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CMHammond11 years ago
Perfect the skill of becoming unconscious at will. Not feeling pain when wanted.
And every other amazing skill.
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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I Am A Duck11 years ago
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I Am A Duck11 years ago
It does nothing by the way.
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meatloavelast year
The skill of granting myself three wishes. I'll 'withstand' those moves later , perhaps in fifteen thousand years or so
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Emily Thomas13 years ago
downside?
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mouse10 years ago
I love you, Violin.
7/13/16
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saladxomq8 years ago
How about the skill of sucking a cock faster then the maximum of speed? (Sorry to those who hate sex)
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Mangle12310 years ago
great! i will be perfect at avoid attack! :3
DeltaRune142310 years ago
... You can just say dodging.
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chopominx11 years ago
he never said you could fight back
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redenderman200111 years ago
Id first choose to perfect resistance in submission moves.
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jintoya11 years ago
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yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
ummm what?
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thegirl12 years ago
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UnoriginalName10 years ago
Here"s the thing: A fuckton of submission moves are based on time...
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ItsNoob11 years ago
Well, perfect screwing up the Submissionists.
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Vd_Gold 10 years ago
Instant transmision or supersajin
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Fab - Lion.11 years ago
Well, I am not doing this because there could be dirty rapist, pedophile men.
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DukeofDumDum8 years ago
Pice of cake. Martial art is funn! Up next; polishing some skill you like, and be recognised for it :)
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Arthur_Sarue11 years ago
It would take too long. Just the armbar variations would take over a day. Isn't that right, Jericho?
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Gabe_Newell9 years ago
All these people doing Kamehameha while I would start with kioken
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KyanM1911 years ago
I in jujitsu so that's easy
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ScaryDino11 years ago
What is submission
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VelocityRaptor2811 years ago
if inteligence is considered a skill i will be the smartest human in the damn world
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Cosmalisklast year
So I have to become a femboy. It's a deal.
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Illumenazi10 years ago
perfect the skill of blocking every submission move
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FrostbiteDST8 years ago
Pain resistance
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Hyperion10 years ago
I would perfect invincibility
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Wiebowo11 years ago
Hardcore Parkour
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Pommesbudenwerfer11 years ago
My english is to bad to understand that one
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Cr8music11 years ago
Fuck it
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yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
what the hell is a submission move?
LazyPayday9 years ago
Moves that put your opponent out of the fight.
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Mykael Creo12 years ago
And your definition of "every submission move known to man" is what?
If we're talking BDSM, you ought to have said that. If it's that, and some other shit, then I don't see why I'd want any skill perfected at the cost of such a waste of time.
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Drawesomethewizard10 years ago
Waht does this even mean
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
first being able to withstand any submission move. then its off to the races.
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mrktz10 years ago
I would had "for each skill" at the end of the down side, it would make more sense
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