Will You Press The Button?

sigmastyle12 months ago

i hate woman (in a video game) and love driving drunk

sword01152 years ago

I see this as a win win opportunity

Cherrimm_Uke9 years ago

Shapeshifter be like...

Killer Calimari9 years ago

i could just have the power to change genders

uchhickckfkdk3 years ago

yaa

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Zac Workman9 years ago

Fuckin shape shifter

fuzzybluepanda9 years ago

*genderfluid laughter*

RandomHumanoid7 years ago

MY PEOPLE

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Nimbeon9 years ago

An abstract thought here, but I'm sure there are plenty of people who would choose this anyways to avoid the expensive gender-change surgery.

LeelandClark3 years ago

agree

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Buckerydog8 years ago

No period? Better clothing? The only thing to fear is getting kicked in the crotch which will only happen if I'm an idiot who doesn't know the meaning of run or to not antagonize people? Hell yeah I'm in

Kulles8 years ago

Wait, better clothing? What. Women can wear anything men wear in addition to women"s clothing no problem, but men technically could wear women"s clothes, but not without scrutiny.

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WednesdayAddams8 years ago

Shape shifting. I could shapeshift into my normal gender as well as Jennifer Lawrence or Chris Prat

xdragonx9 years ago

I have a bi fiance- muahahahaha

BugTypeEevee7 years ago

I was planning on being trans anyway

Mercarcher3 years ago

I don't see the downside of this press. *slams the button*

Evilkitten38 years ago

what gender is the opposite of "??????????"

ILoveDazaiMoreThanWine3 years ago

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Melvin_Moons7 years ago

This is AMAZING for trans people. A super power we want AND to be the biological gender we want!? FUCK YEAH

the117doctor9 years ago

All the girls here are like "Hell YES!"

lewis04283 years ago

being a guy is way harder periods are a small price to pay this advice is coming from a guy

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Apianbelle4 years ago

welp... I'm trans so...... SUPER SPEED IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan Texada12 years ago

Boobs

TheWierdestWierdo3 years ago

And everything hellish that comes with them.

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RichardSucker8 years ago

What"s the opposite of attack helicopter again?

Eaglest057 years ago

Well, a plane can still fly, so it would be a boat.

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Lexi_Luther4 years ago

Being trans this has no downside

Poseidon23764 years ago

I’m trans so what would happen am I a boy or girl

OmniOmega8 years ago

lawl; choose the power of quantum probability manipulation, use your new reality editing omnipotence to change yourself back, make whatever other improvements you wish at the same time (might as well) and go on your merry godlike way.

Celia_Cipher9 years ago

*violently slams button*

AlexAlexAlex5 years ago

Haha! You Idiots, I'm trans!

Josh Johnson12 years ago

Power to shapeshift... and thus the downside has been circumnavigated

lewis04283 years ago

perfect loophole

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pikazooka7 years ago

Shape shifter. Change back to your original gender

NoahTurboMations8 years ago

I'll be like Wolverine, Deadpool and The Human Torch merged together, but with TITS!!...

GTXonRaiL6 years ago

Alexa, how do I press a button more than once?

Musical Night9 years ago

I'm fine with that; i actually want to be a boy.

lewis04283 years ago

don’t. it’s really hard

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-T-1102-L-7 years ago

I'm just laughing at the comments...XD

Bythevoid7 years ago

lmao i want ftm surgery anyway

Cerulean7 years ago

Ha ha lol I"ve wanted to be a boy for a while now

WolfYou7 years ago

#nodownside

Linde Nabrotzky12 years ago

Downside? Goodbye to monthly blood-bath, hello dashing suits.

Jack_Lakeman7 years ago

Just wait for the first time you get a boner in front of people...biiiiig R.I.P.

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Superwar37957 years ago

Downside?

bettycoopah7 years ago

But if I’m gender fluid then nothing would change 🤷‍♀️

Simon_simian8 years ago

I'm transferring so free surgery

Waddup8 years ago

I mean I wouldn't mind being a guy and I"d get the power to change chance (you know from that one Tumblr post) so I could take for example the possibility that I"d receive a billion euros and change the percentage to 100%