Will You Press The Button?

potato12gaga 11 years ago

officer:hey sir how did you get to prison Me:emmmm you know, killed some people by pressing an virtual button.

Deez13Nuts 4 years ago

Yk, back in my days...(explains the whole ww1 and ww2)

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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

1. The upside and downside need to be swapped, OP. 2. I’m pretty sure, on average, “3 random superpowers” is worse than not sending your loved ones to “the worst place imaginable.” 3. The fuck does “random superpower” mean? Is it uniformly distributed? Are... [Show full comment]

NexusRat0 2 years ago

It is a wyptb dilemma. Not a college essay.

RKO 10 years ago

I sent my family to live with trump

Neapolitan-Narwhal 9 years ago

Trump is freaking rich as heck.

Oops25cnot30c 9 years ago

The upside is the downside and the downside is the upside but then the upside that used to be a downside turned into a downside and the downside that used to be an upside turned into a downside and it goes on and on now thats confusing

Slackerking 8 years ago

WAT my head hurts just from reading this

LunarCrow 9 years ago

what if the powers are stupid, like not going to bathroom forever, not getting hungry, and clean forever! cuz they are random they can be these... so no... and anyway better have family and friends then being alon with stupid powers...

Buddy 10 years ago

Uhmmmm. Obviously I wouldn't. I love my family!! <3

Minedodge 10 years ago

The left side is meant to be the good part. "Get a superpower to get them back" No, it says random superpowers

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

I dont care what the upside is, I aint hurtin no one I care about

Yavor Terziyski 13 years ago

get a super power to bring them back

wyptb69 6 years ago

Low chance of getting that superpower

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charizard_ 9 years ago

WHO THE HECK WOULD PRESS THAT?!?!?!?!

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff 9 years ago

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ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Shouldn't the upside & downside be the other way round?

Katerina Baumgartner 13 years ago

3 random superpowers. You can't choose which super power you get :/

Luca Shepherd 13 years ago

you can use the superpowers to save them

nicouou 10 years ago

not necessarily. They're random remember?

David Kretschmer 13 years ago

Well this one certainly is selfish.

Jace Bunk 13 years ago

fuck yeah superpowers

ANOMA 8 years ago

Power to raise the dead again

BenGymOnFryedTags 10 years ago

If the superpowers were by choice, I'd totally hit the button.

SmileyMelons 10 years ago

Just use your new powers to bring them back, simple...

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 2 years ago

(presses button) (uses superpower to bring them back) LOOPHOLE

Malcolmxt 9 years ago

Unless i can revive people you will likely be sad for the rest of your life like really bad and you cant die so that makes this worse

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

No I don’t want to press the button

LizzieBasu 10 years ago

What kind of monster pushed the button?

SuperDuk 7 years ago

I can just sacrifice family when they"re about to die anyways

JohnHowertony last year

After all, it is not said that they go there forever. So they can be immediately taken after gaining superpowers

Timix100 8 years ago

You mean by the worst place, the russian slavery camp in siperia

Agarillobob 10 years ago

yea I don´t care for anybody else

James Ryan 10 years ago

To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S <-- magnet power vom weiß haarigem -||- <-- Elektrizitätskraft -||- & <-- Neutralisierungseffect auf der rechten hand :P

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

just make game versions of them and kill them digitally, for example, getting a skyrim mod to change npc names and killing them on the spot

Your_sister 6 years ago

*man behind the slaughter music starts*

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

He did it backwards

EclipseandRifle 8 years ago

Just say you hate your loved ones and you love the people you hate so hated people will die and loved ones will live! Problem solved!

IntellegantASF 10 years ago

The white house aint so bad afterall lol

luckylucky 10 years ago

Tree powers

Panifex 9 years ago

Superpower of infinite wish-granting allows you to wish to bring them back

australian-man 5 years ago

no just no absolutely no oh god please no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yakadodle 9 years ago

Just hope u get some dank super powers

mampfer 10 years ago

With a little luck you can save your friends, family and loved in a matter of days.

Plutonium1337 10 years ago

They better be really super

Oinoi 7 years ago

My grass super powers that have the power to wish for my family back

meatloave 4 months ago

idiot

WyvernBoi 8 years ago

They put the positive effect and negative effect in the wrong spot

nogaka 10 years ago

Dughh I will press it

ungalo-bungalo 4 years ago

1. get them back 2. bring button questions to life 3. remove consequences of buttons now i play the button for hours and snowball into an op god

mims 4 years ago

the powers are randomized :\

Multifandomsgirl 6 years ago

Random powers really? Now if I got to choose my powers....

A_Swain 8 years ago

My superpower would be to save my friends and family

jimmy999s 10 years ago

I send my family to a Justin Bieber concert

JaQbFG 2 years ago

Why would i want to live

Jacob-Nuclear 9 years ago

What"s the point of life without family but on the bright side it doesn't say how long

TheREALbooperdooper 10 years ago

I'm an orphan and an odd ball with no friends so fuck yes screw u guys

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