1. The upside and downside need to be swapped, OP. 2. I’m pretty sure, on average, “3 random superpowers” is worse than not sending your loved ones to “the worst place imaginable.” 3. The fuck does “random superpower” mean? Is it uniformly distributed? Are...[Show full comment]
NexusRat0last year
It is a wyptb dilemma. Not a college essay.
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potato12gaga9 years ago
officer:hey sir how did you get to prison Me:emmmm you know, killed some people by pressing an virtual button.
Deez13Nuts3 years ago
Yk, back in my days...(explains the whole ww1 and ww2)
The upside is the downside and the downside is the upside but then the upside that used to be a downside turned into a downside and the downside that used to be an upside turned into a downside and it goes on and on now thats confusing
Slackerking7 years ago
WAT my head hurts just from reading this
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LunarCrow8 years ago
what if the powers are stupid, like not going to bathroom forever, not getting hungry, and clean forever! cuz they are random they can be these... so no... and anyway better have family and friends then being alon with stupid powers...
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Buddy8 years ago
Uhmmmm. Obviously I wouldn't. I love my family!! <3
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Minedodge8 years ago
The left side is meant to be the good part.
"Get a superpower to get them back" No, it says random superpowers
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ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
I dont care what the upside is, I aint hurtin no one I care about
i care about friends BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...[Show full comment]
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
Shouldn't the upside & downside be the other way round?
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Katerina Baumgartner12 years ago
3 random superpowers. You can't choose which super power you get :/
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Luca Shepherd12 years ago
you can use the superpowers to save them
nicouou9 years ago
not necessarily. They're random remember?
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David Kretschmer12 years ago
Well this one certainly is selfish.
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Jace Bunk12 years ago
fuck yeah superpowers
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The_Noiwa6 years ago
HA HA JOKES ON YOU NOBODY LOVES ME yea ha ha....
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nicouou9 years ago
shouldn't it be reversed?
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Potato_potato17 years ago
I’d just get a revive superpower
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Bleep Blop9 years ago
Whoever made this switched the up side and down side
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DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year
for some reason I automatically thought of the Island of Perpetual Tickling ROFL
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Smolcoolkid4 years ago
Ah yes, downside is living as long as I want and have superpowers :/
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No-Name-So-Sad8 years ago
But my friends, family, and loved ones are my 3 random superpowers and living as long as I want!
screw you i use dream"s luck and get the powers i want
reality warping, gold experience requiem over heaven and crazy diamond requiem over heaven
bring back my family cuz why not
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Toastmonger19965 years ago
1 bring them back immediately 2 shapeshift into anything including inanimate objects 3 have more powers
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BlueThePanda8 years ago
What to the the to the fu fu fuck
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ANOMA7 years ago
Power to raise the dead again
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BenGymOnFryedTags9 years ago
If the superpowers were by choice, I'd totally hit the button.
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SmileyMelons 9 years ago
Just use your new powers to bring them back, simple...
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DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year
(presses button) (uses superpower to bring them back) LOOPHOLE
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Malcolmxt7 years ago
Unless i can revive people you will likely be sad for the rest of your life like really bad and you cant die so that makes this worse
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Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
No I don’t want to press the button
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LizzieBasu8 years ago
What kind of monster pushed the button?
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SuperDuk6 years ago
I can just sacrifice family when they"re about to die anyways
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Timix1007 years ago
You mean by the worst place, the russian slavery camp in siperia
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Agarillobob9 years ago
yea I don´t care for anybody else
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James Ryan9 years ago
To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S <-- magnet power vom weiß haarigem
-||- <-- Elektrizitätskraft
-||- & <-- Neutralisierungseffect auf der rechten hand :P
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SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
just make game versions of them and kill them digitally, for example, getting a skyrim mod to change npc names and killing them on the spot
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Your_sister5 years ago
*man behind the slaughter music starts*
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
He did it backwards
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EclipseandRifle7 years ago
Just say you hate your loved ones and you love the people you hate so hated people will die and loved ones will live! Problem solved!
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IntellegantASF9 years ago
The white house aint so bad afterall lol
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luckylucky9 years ago
Tree powers
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Panifex7 years ago
Superpower of infinite wish-granting allows you to wish to bring them back
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