Will You Press The Button?

potato12gaga 10 years ago

officer:hey sir how did you get to prison Me:emmmm you know, killed some people by pressing an virtual button.

Deez13Nuts 4 years ago

Yk, back in my days...(explains the whole ww1 and ww2)

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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

1. The upside and downside need to be swapped, OP. 2. I’m pretty sure, on average, “3 random superpowers” is worse than not sending your loved ones to “the worst place imaginable.” 3. The fuck does “random superpower” mean? Is it uniformly distributed? Are... [Show full comment]

NexusRat0 2 years ago

It is a wyptb dilemma. Not a college essay.

RKO 10 years ago

I sent my family to live with trump

Neapolitan-Narwhal 9 years ago

Trump is freaking rich as heck.

Oops25cnot30c 9 years ago

The upside is the downside and the downside is the upside but then the upside that used to be a downside turned into a downside and the downside that used to be an upside turned into a downside and it goes on and on now thats confusing

Slackerking 8 years ago

WAT my head hurts just from reading this

LunarCrow 9 years ago

what if the powers are stupid, like not going to bathroom forever, not getting hungry, and clean forever! cuz they are random they can be these... so no... and anyway better have family and friends then being alon with stupid powers...

Buddy 10 years ago

Uhmmmm. Obviously I wouldn't. I love my family!! <3

Minedodge 10 years ago

The left side is meant to be the good part. "Get a superpower to get them back" No, it says random superpowers

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

I dont care what the upside is, I aint hurtin no one I care about

Yavor Terziyski 13 years ago

get a super power to bring them back

wyptb69 6 years ago

Low chance of getting that superpower

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charizard_ 9 years ago

WHO THE HECK WOULD PRESS THAT?!?!?!?!

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff 9 years ago

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ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Shouldn't the upside & downside be the other way round?

Katerina Baumgartner 13 years ago

3 random superpowers. You can't choose which super power you get :/

Luca Shepherd 13 years ago

you can use the superpowers to save them

nicouou 10 years ago

not necessarily. They're random remember?

David Kretschmer 13 years ago

Well this one certainly is selfish.

Jace Bunk 13 years ago

fuck yeah superpowers

luckylucky 10 years ago

Tree powers

Panifex 9 years ago

Superpower of infinite wish-granting allows you to wish to bring them back

mampfer 10 years ago

With a little luck you can save your friends, family and loved in a matter of days.

australian-man 5 years ago

no just no absolutely no oh god please no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yakadodle 9 years ago

Just hope u get some dank super powers

Oinoi 7 years ago

My grass super powers that have the power to wish for my family back

Plutonium1337 10 years ago

They better be really super

nogaka 10 years ago

Dughh I will press it

meatloave 4 months ago

idiot

WyvernBoi 8 years ago

They put the positive effect and negative effect in the wrong spot

ungalo-bungalo 4 years ago

1. get them back 2. bring button questions to life 3. remove consequences of buttons now i play the button for hours and snowball into an op god

mims 4 years ago

the powers are randomized :\

Multifandomsgirl 6 years ago

Random powers really? Now if I got to choose my powers....

A_Swain 8 years ago

My superpower would be to save my friends and family

Jacob-Nuclear 9 years ago

What"s the point of life without family but on the bright side it doesn't say how long

jimmy999s 10 years ago

I send my family to a Justin Bieber concert

JaQbFG 2 years ago

Why would i want to live

TheREALbooperdooper 10 years ago

I'm an orphan and an odd ball with no friends so fuck yes screw u guys

Neopoliton1 5 years ago

North Korea bye.

WoodStuff 9 years ago

nope

AshTheBeast 7 years ago

NO

Marryhappy167 10 years ago

This evil

MarkX5y 10 years ago

I said I would get my family to a Justin Bieber cocert and I told my brother I would never bring him back. Now I have two broken arms and a brooze on my face...