Will You Press The Button?

Luciaralast year

You MAY not doesn't mean you CAN not

TheEggThing9 years ago

Who the fuck needs to masterbate when you have unlimited money. You probably wouldn't have time to think about masterbating with that type of money.

Thatonewhitekid7 years ago

Hoes lots and lots of hoes

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nerdybucket8 years ago

so basically Donald Trump?

IdkTbh8 years ago

Hilarious and original

RoyalTenderiser9 years ago

so i become Batman?

bhu4 years ago

wait what

Horsell8 years ago

Who needs masturbation when I can hire male prostitutes by the thousands?

CODEX077 years ago

Because no one will fuck you for free

Paulo Tellez12 years ago

Why please myself? I could just have a bunch of women do it for me! Or even better... Ponies...

YellowCandy84322 years ago

bro"s a MLP fan fr

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Nebulously cool9 years ago

No No NO NO NOOOO (Asexual laughing in the distance)

Carolina Herrera12 years ago

No problem for me. Muahahahahahahaaaa!!! Asexuality wins!

freckledstars6 years ago

Same bro.

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fiawesome8 years ago

OK... I'll do it.

nerdybucket8 years ago

gross Ha! you clicked more when i have nothing to say!

dankmemes1018 years ago

why are you talking to yourself? O_o

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Pandasrbae9 years ago

-_- wow im just........-_- pervs on this this thing like -_-

Junoh9 years ago

I can't sexually please myself but if I had infinite money then I could either get some kind of procedure done to prevent myself from having a sex drive or I could pay some woman to have sex with me. I don't see a downside to this.

evynBeckett9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHING IN DISTANCE*

defrostu9 years ago

I'm asexual

Nuclear Dynasty9 years ago

Everyone who says that they are asexual is stupid humans aren't capable of being asexual

dankmemes1018 years ago

Apparently I'm not a human

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SenpaiNotYandere?9 years ago

Ask someone to do it for uuuuuu. ãƒ½(ï½€Ð”´)ï¾‰

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Will you bang me? I need to be banged!

Jamiepittabread9 years ago

I can't... but those 8 playboy models I bought can.

tex2044819 years ago

It said please "YOURSELF" but not have sex. No Downside.

CODEX077 years ago

True, but there is still a downside, you can’t masturbate

Gavin Newton12 years ago

if you have all the money money then becomes worthless and you have screwed the world up. good job

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

don't use too much at once and you won't break the economy

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Tesla026 years ago

Crash the economy and not be able to masturbate. Hell no.

JusticeOwensby9 years ago

I can never please MYSELF sexually. So others can do it for me?

Tailsthefox1257 years ago

Umm,what?

MangoMadness10 years ago

I really don't care.

WillYouPressDemButton9 years ago

who said that i'm gonna have children with all the money that i have

killstien9 years ago

Ill have someone do it 4 me

KenzieNerdz9 years ago

Downside? If I want to be sexually pleased, I'd find someone

Cream-Baker_375last year

Unlimited amounts of cash would delight me. Definitely pressing it.

Renee_Gamez9 years ago

WHAT? I don't masturbate or do anything like that xD

TjSalter8 years ago

End everyone"s problems and all I have to give up is masturbating everyone will love me , all I ask for is thank you sex

Frankyboy11 years ago

np, i can pay people to do that for me.

I-Eat-Sand4 years ago

i don't do sexual stuff

R3KTgamer9 years ago

Yes @raphaeru but no sexual pleasure means no sex. Sex is sexual pleasure.

MasterVelyk8 years ago

I accidentally hit no

Borgar Brattgjerd Stenberg12 years ago

YOU CAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT FFS!!!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Credet card with z infinte money on it

WBGrock9 years ago

I would do it if it would remove the temptation as well....

AnyaSingh7 years ago

Who wants sexual pleasure. I want a world tour! And food. And video games. And....EVERYTHING!!! I'ma Demisexual so yeah...

Allison_Wonderland9 years ago

Perks of being Asexual, I can press this button with no regrets

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