Will You Press The Button?

Luciara 3 years ago

You MAY not doesn't mean you CAN not

TheEggThing 11 years ago

Who the fuck needs to masterbate when you have unlimited money. You probably wouldn't have time to think about masterbating with that type of money.

Thatonewhitekid 9 years ago

Hoes lots and lots of hoes

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nerdybucket 10 years ago

so basically Donald Trump?

IdkTbh 9 years ago

Hilarious and original

RoyalTenderiser 11 years ago

so i become Batman?

bhu 6 years ago

wait what

Paulo Tellez 13 years ago

Why please myself? I could just have a bunch of women do it for me! Or even better... Ponies...

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

bro"s a MLP fan fr

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Horsell 9 years ago

Who needs masturbation when I can hire male prostitutes by the thousands?

CODEX07 9 years ago

Because no one will fuck you for free

Carolina Herrera 13 years ago

No problem for me. Muahahahahahahaaaa!!! Asexuality wins!

freckledstars 8 years ago

Same bro.

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Nebulously cool 11 years ago

No No NO NO NOOOO (Asexual laughing in the distance)

fiawesome 10 years ago

OK... I'll do it.

nerdybucket 10 years ago

gross Ha! you clicked more when i have nothing to say!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

why are you talking to yourself? O_o

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Pandasrbae 10 years ago

-_- wow im just........-_- pervs on this this thing like -_-

Junoh 10 years ago

I can't sexually please myself but if I had infinite money then I could either get some kind of procedure done to prevent myself from having a sex drive or I could pay some woman to have sex with me. I don't see a downside to this.

evynBeckett 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHING IN DISTANCE*

defrostu 10 years ago

I'm asexual

Nuclear Dynasty 11 years ago

Everyone who says that they are asexual is stupid humans aren't capable of being asexual

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Apparently I'm not a human

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SenpaiNotYandere? 11 years ago

Ask someone to do it for uuuuuu. ãƒ½(ï½€Ð”´)ï¾‰

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Will you bang me? I need to be banged!

Jamiepittabread 11 years ago

I can't... but those 8 playboy models I bought can.

tex204481 11 years ago

It said please "YOURSELF" but not have sex. No Downside.

CODEX07 9 years ago

True, but there is still a downside, you can’t masturbate

Gavin Newton 13 years ago

if you have all the money money then becomes worthless and you have screwed the world up. good job

Cpt.save_hoe 11 years ago

don't use too much at once and you won't break the economy

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Kerrbal 12 years ago

Loophole: You may not please yourself... BUT IT DOESN'T SAY SOMEONE ELSE CAN'T!!!!!

Ellamcm_x 11 years ago

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heatfromfire 5 years ago

I fail to see a downside.

Iesuwa 11 years ago

Why jerk off when you can pay woman to do it for you

Anime_Lum 9 years ago

I don't want to be sexually pleased so it"s a win win for me

Oscar Ljungberg 13 years ago

who cares about sex? i'm a car guy, this is perfect for me! i press da button! >:3

Crooked 6 years ago

Worth.

okayd 11 years ago

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Fatmanchoche 11 years ago

idiot

Sgt-Frostbeule 10 years ago

So actualy i will become trump XD

miniongirly 10 years ago

dont like sex, could just give money to charetys

AlyxVlek 10 years ago

You can give a surprising amount of it...

The Boeing Kid 11 years ago

*torrentarrow

Gopher 9 years ago

What is the fucking point if the money if i can't masturbate aggressively

ShiningComet222 11 years ago

Fuck that!

HarveyWright 2 years ago

DOWNSIDE??????????

torrentarrow 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]