Will You Press The Button?

Luciara 3 years ago

You MAY not doesn't mean you CAN not

TheEggThing 11 years ago

Who the fuck needs to masterbate when you have unlimited money. You probably wouldn't have time to think about masterbating with that type of money.

Thatonewhitekid 9 years ago

Hoes lots and lots of hoes

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nerdybucket 10 years ago

so basically Donald Trump?

IdkTbh 9 years ago

Hilarious and original

RoyalTenderiser 11 years ago

so i become Batman?

bhu 5 years ago

wait what

Paulo Tellez 13 years ago

Why please myself? I could just have a bunch of women do it for me! Or even better... Ponies...

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

bro"s a MLP fan fr

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Horsell 9 years ago

Who needs masturbation when I can hire male prostitutes by the thousands?

CODEX07 9 years ago

Because no one will fuck you for free

Nebulously cool 11 years ago

No No NO NO NOOOO (Asexual laughing in the distance)

Carolina Herrera 13 years ago

No problem for me. Muahahahahahahaaaa!!! Asexuality wins!

freckledstars 8 years ago

Same bro.

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fiawesome 9 years ago

OK... I'll do it.

nerdybucket 10 years ago

gross Ha! you clicked more when i have nothing to say!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

why are you talking to yourself? O_o

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Pandasrbae 10 years ago

-_- wow im just........-_- pervs on this this thing like -_-

Junoh 10 years ago

I can't sexually please myself but if I had infinite money then I could either get some kind of procedure done to prevent myself from having a sex drive or I could pay some woman to have sex with me. I don't see a downside to this.

evynBeckett 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHING IN DISTANCE*

defrostu 10 years ago

I'm asexual

Nuclear Dynasty 10 years ago

Everyone who says that they are asexual is stupid humans aren't capable of being asexual

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Apparently I'm not a human

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SenpaiNotYandere? 10 years ago

Ask someone to do it for uuuuuu. ãƒ½(ï½€Ð”´)ï¾‰

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Will you bang me? I need to be banged!

Jamiepittabread 11 years ago

I can't... but those 8 playboy models I bought can.

tex204481 11 years ago

It said please "YOURSELF" but not have sex. No Downside.

CODEX07 9 years ago

True, but there is still a downside, you can’t masturbate

Gavin Newton 13 years ago

if you have all the money money then becomes worthless and you have screwed the world up. good job

Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago

don't use too much at once and you won't break the economy

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

I'm not interested in sex boiii

Sean Austin Cunningham 13 years ago

Ok

RandomKid 10 years ago

o downside at all

slebest 4 years ago

That went from 0-100 real quick

xXAceXx 11 years ago

Actually does something good with the money.

BOSSNESS01 11 years ago

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Lpop321 10 years ago

Your stupid to think that this is actually interesting. It's a scam

Fighter3124 6 years ago

As a Christian this is a win win.

Holey Mackrel 11 years ago

Infinite money and all I have to do is not jack off? I'm sold 0_0

faithlove51 10 years ago

my sis died to days ago because she said this game made a zombie appose in our house/so mad

P4bl0Que 8 years ago

I can pay someone anytime.

ShiningComet222 11 years ago

Wait... SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO IT!!!

radzuli 10 years ago

HAHAHA JOKES ON YOU I WAS BORN WITHOUT ANYWAY TO DO SO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

yoyoyoyy 11 years ago

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

budder 10 years ago

i dont want to have ***

meatloave last year

I can hire a whole harem to do that for me

unnamed man 11 years ago

I DON'T FUCKING WANT INFINE MONEY! OKAY?

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

I dont need to "sexually please myself", I'm a new species of unidentified life specimen called a KID (Of the Homos species) It"s the eearly development kind. But I'm a special one, cause I" SMART. So shut up cause i dunno

Okman202 12 years ago

Money talks

Purple_Cat 5 years ago

Think about the inflation, you wouldn't suffer from it but whatever currency you use will be worhless in a few years

Xcoolbreesx 11 years ago

It's called a love life

Rapidly_press 9 years ago

HAHAHA IM ASEXUAL FUCKERS

dankmemes101 9 years ago

*asexual high five*

James Polk 13 years ago

Takes care of a lot of problems.. gives you none.

Xablau Smith 10 years ago

money its not all BITCHES

Sailorkatie21 11 years ago

No

ThatOneRandomGuy_ 7 years ago

I cant please myself to Minecraft anymore?

Melqdy 9 years ago

Ha

TheRightOne 11 years ago

If I can't please myself buy bitches

andrew2903 9 years ago

Lol hahahh I pressed no... :D

Erin Moos-Golding 13 years ago

Just one word to disprove this one: Inflation...

that-one-isfp-lad 4 years ago

*cries in asexual*

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