Will You Press The Button?

Luciara 3 years ago

You MAY not doesn't mean you CAN not

TheEggThing 11 years ago

Who the fuck needs to masterbate when you have unlimited money. You probably wouldn't have time to think about masterbating with that type of money.

Thatonewhitekid 9 years ago

Hoes lots and lots of hoes

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nerdybucket 10 years ago

so basically Donald Trump?

IdkTbh 9 years ago

Hilarious and original

RoyalTenderiser 11 years ago

so i become Batman?

bhu 5 years ago

wait what

Paulo Tellez 13 years ago

Why please myself? I could just have a bunch of women do it for me! Or even better... Ponies...

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

bro"s a MLP fan fr

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Horsell 9 years ago

Who needs masturbation when I can hire male prostitutes by the thousands?

CODEX07 9 years ago

Because no one will fuck you for free

Nebulously cool 11 years ago

No No NO NO NOOOO (Asexual laughing in the distance)

Carolina Herrera 13 years ago

No problem for me. Muahahahahahahaaaa!!! Asexuality wins!

freckledstars 8 years ago

Same bro.

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fiawesome 9 years ago

OK... I'll do it.

nerdybucket 10 years ago

gross Ha! you clicked more when i have nothing to say!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

why are you talking to yourself? O_o

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Pandasrbae 10 years ago

-_- wow im just........-_- pervs on this this thing like -_-

Junoh 10 years ago

I can't sexually please myself but if I had infinite money then I could either get some kind of procedure done to prevent myself from having a sex drive or I could pay some woman to have sex with me. I don't see a downside to this.

evynBeckett 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHING IN DISTANCE*

defrostu 10 years ago

I'm asexual

Nuclear Dynasty 10 years ago

Everyone who says that they are asexual is stupid humans aren't capable of being asexual

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Apparently I'm not a human

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SenpaiNotYandere? 10 years ago

Ask someone to do it for uuuuuu. ãƒ½(ï½€Ð”´)ï¾‰

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Will you bang me? I need to be banged!

Jamiepittabread 11 years ago

I can't... but those 8 playboy models I bought can.

tex204481 11 years ago

It said please "YOURSELF" but not have sex. No Downside.

CODEX07 9 years ago

True, but there is still a downside, you can’t masturbate

Gavin Newton 13 years ago

if you have all the money money then becomes worthless and you have screwed the world up. good job

Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago

don't use too much at once and you won't break the economy

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Kittenlover101 10 years ago

Credet card with z infinte money on it

WBGrock 11 years ago

I would do it if it would remove the temptation as well....

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

Who wants sexual pleasure. I want a world tour! And food. And video games. And....EVERYTHING!!! I'ma Demisexual so yeah...

Allison_Wonderland 11 years ago

Perks of being Asexual, I can press this button with no regrets

3OnTheCalculator 4 months ago

but you have the option to never sexually please yourself in any way

Ellamcm_x 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Aminata 9 years ago

Does reading yaoi count as pleasing yourself...?

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

Hookers!!!

Insane 10 years ago

I could make a harem so no need to

Jackford12 9 years ago

Please yourself doesn't mean somebody else can't please you

Bart Jansen 13 years ago

have whores do it for me

defrostu 10 years ago

I'm anti nudist anyway

Papa_Bravo 5 years ago

grindset

TheBottonMaster 11 years ago

so i act like im getting raped butt i hired the hookers hahahaha

LuckyLizard1 11 years ago

I just don't want in finance amount of mone Y but I don't sexualy please myself

The_Plague 6 years ago

Never wanted to

Finmide 11 years ago

why is everyone putting rn in stupid places in their comments. dont they know that means "Right Now"? so neb is saying no no no no noooo right now right now right now. >_. and honestly its annoying. And I do know that probably nobody who already commented ... [Show full comment]

IdkTbh 9 years ago

It"s a bug. Sometimes after you"ve posted a comment it'll put rn in it for some odd reason.

Monkeygirl057 10 years ago

Hmm let"s see infinite ability to help people or masturbation? Gee I wonder.

DivaPrincess 8 years ago

"YOURSELF" SO, either get a relationship, or pay someone to pleasure you, (or have sex)

IrkenEm 11 years ago

Asexual! Downside? I see none.

some_epicw0lf 10 years ago

I Am gonna guess You are a brony But i am a furry soooo... yeah

DevilZ_GamerZ 11 years ago

INFINITE MONEY!!!!

TemmieArmor 10 years ago

Um... get other people to do it?

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

Ok I don't do that anyways so ×3 for me!!

lord1_2017 9 years ago

hola

LanceTheBrony 12 years ago

Downside?

bhu 5 years ago

Asexuals: INFINITE POWER

Mrstealth1993 11 years ago

I may never sexually please myself? And i got a infinite amount of cash. Guess i`ll just have to become the Danish Hugh Hefner then. Lots of sexy chicks all around me.

MasterVelyk 9 years ago

Don't even have genitals.... (doctor please remove my genitals I'm aesexual but I have genitals)

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

I guess..

ShaneB 8 years ago

ASEXUALS UNTIE

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