Will You Press The Button?

Luciaralast year

You MAY not doesn't mean you CAN not

TheEggThing9 years ago

Who the fuck needs to masterbate when you have unlimited money. You probably wouldn't have time to think about masterbating with that type of money.

Thatonewhitekid7 years ago

Hoes lots and lots of hoes

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nerdybucket8 years ago

so basically Donald Trump?

IdkTbh8 years ago

Hilarious and original

RoyalTenderiser9 years ago

so i become Batman?

bhu4 years ago

wait what

Horsell8 years ago

Who needs masturbation when I can hire male prostitutes by the thousands?

CODEX077 years ago

Because no one will fuck you for free

Paulo Tellez12 years ago

Why please myself? I could just have a bunch of women do it for me! Or even better... Ponies...

YellowCandy84322 years ago

bro"s a MLP fan fr

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Nebulously cool9 years ago

No No NO NO NOOOO (Asexual laughing in the distance)

Carolina Herrera12 years ago

No problem for me. Muahahahahahahaaaa!!! Asexuality wins!

freckledstars6 years ago

Same bro.

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fiawesome8 years ago

OK... I'll do it.

nerdybucket8 years ago

gross Ha! you clicked more when i have nothing to say!

dankmemes1018 years ago

why are you talking to yourself? O_o

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Pandasrbae9 years ago

-_- wow im just........-_- pervs on this this thing like -_-

Junoh9 years ago

I can't sexually please myself but if I had infinite money then I could either get some kind of procedure done to prevent myself from having a sex drive or I could pay some woman to have sex with me. I don't see a downside to this.

evynBeckett9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHING IN DISTANCE*

defrostu9 years ago

I'm asexual

Nuclear Dynasty9 years ago

Everyone who says that they are asexual is stupid humans aren't capable of being asexual

dankmemes1018 years ago

Apparently I'm not a human

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SenpaiNotYandere?9 years ago

Ask someone to do it for uuuuuu. ãƒ½(ï½€Ð”´)ï¾‰

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Will you bang me? I need to be banged!

Jamiepittabread9 years ago

I can't... but those 8 playboy models I bought can.

tex2044819 years ago

It said please "YOURSELF" but not have sex. No Downside.

CODEX077 years ago

True, but there is still a downside, you can’t masturbate

Gavin Newton12 years ago

if you have all the money money then becomes worthless and you have screwed the world up. good job

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

don't use too much at once and you won't break the economy

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TjSalter8 years ago

End everyone"s problems and all I have to give up is masturbating everyone will love me , all I ask for is thank you sex

Frankyboy11 years ago

np, i can pay people to do that for me.

KenzieNerdz9 years ago

Downside? If I want to be sexually pleased, I'd find someone

Cream-Baker_375last year

Unlimited amounts of cash would delight me. Definitely pressing it.

Renee_Gamez9 years ago

WHAT? I don't masturbate or do anything like that xD

I-Eat-Sand4 years ago

i don't do sexual stuff

R3KTgamer9 years ago

Yes @raphaeru but no sexual pleasure means no sex. Sex is sexual pleasure.

MasterVelyk8 years ago

I accidentally hit no

Borgar Brattgjerd Stenberg12 years ago

YOU CAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT FFS!!!

AnyaSingh7 years ago

Who wants sexual pleasure. I want a world tour! And food. And video games. And....EVERYTHING!!! I'ma Demisexual so yeah...

Allison_Wonderland9 years ago

Perks of being Asexual, I can press this button with no regrets

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Credet card with z infinte money on it

WBGrock9 years ago

I would do it if it would remove the temptation as well....

Insane9 years ago

I could make a harem so no need to

Ellamcm_x9 years ago

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Aminata8 years ago

Does reading yaoi count as pleasing yourself...?

Quack-Peep10 years ago

Hookers!!!

Papa_Bravo3 years ago

grindset

TheBottonMaster9 years ago

so i act like im getting raped butt i hired the hookers hahahaha

Jackford128 years ago

Please yourself doesn't mean somebody else can't please you

Bart Jansen12 years ago

have whores do it for me

defrostu9 years ago

I'm anti nudist anyway

Monkeygirl0578 years ago

Hmm let"s see infinite ability to help people or masturbation? Gee I wonder.

LuckyLizard19 years ago

I just don't want in finance amount of mone Y but I don't sexualy please myself

The_Plague5 years ago

Never wanted to

Finmide9 years ago

why is everyone putting rn in stupid places in their comments. dont they know that means "Right Now"? so neb is saying no no no no noooo right now right now right now. >_. and honestly its annoying. And I do know that probably nobody who already commented ...[Show full comment]