You'll be the most desired person in the world
but
You can't have sex
I will not


what is gender what is sexuality8 years ago
Ha ha suck it #asexual

Moinalast year
YEAH
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Fri8 years ago
*asexuals laughing in the distance*

GangsternauwL7 years ago
Say that to my non-existing dıck
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LanxceRz8 years ago
No sex? Does cuddling is COUNTED as Sex? :3

GangsternauwL7 years ago
If cuddling was related to sex i would"ve been raped so many times
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Duplicitous_Dirk8 years ago
Depends on what one defines as "sex".

Kappador7 years ago
@PussySlayer69 Dat name
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RKO8 years ago
I'm asexual

xXTROLLERXx8 years ago
who many doctor who fans??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Scarlet The Fox7 years ago
nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...[Show full comment]

Alphonse8 years ago
I have made life better for myself because I will only adopt kids.

ClareWhite8 years ago
I'm asexual so...

Gengu6 years ago
oOBlakeOo How and why did you write his full name. Nice facts to man
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Nacas8 years ago
No upside... Can you just imagine how TERRIBLE it would be ? With tons of stupid and hysteric 'groupies' ?

Moinalast year
The upside is only for asexuals
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HappySocks998 years ago
I'm not going to get married so...

William Whitfield11 years ago
But i can do everything else

Brooklynn Rond11 years ago
*presses the button* could care less

Franco Barra11 years ago
Oral sex. Handjob. Etcetera

Raine.katt8 years ago
Oral //sex//

givemenceshit7 years ago
it would be actually cool to have people drooling just by looking at you, and they can do nothing about it but to contain their desire, i mean you can still masturbate, and oral does not count as sex anyways so yeah i pressed it

phans_aesthetic9 years ago
This is fine for the asexuals

DragonElements10 years ago
Preggers bad

HPotter137 years ago
No way

hellodarkness8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ChesaGrin8 years ago
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PastelGalaxy8 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Datboieatscake6 years ago
haha i can still have some left or right hand shame

fred23449 years ago
Sex!!!!!!!!!!!

Krusek7 years ago
So I become just about every teenage harem king in anime?

Jeniffer_s_Winks6 years ago
Lol true

Goodnamesalltaken7 years ago
Sooo, is butt stuff allowed?

OhMyGodiNeedMorePeen2 months ago
https://www.mediafire.com/file/sqba5mz6rn4s79j/DOKAPON_ANTI_COPYRIGHT_Edition_Nov27_.rar/file this took me 7 months to make

Samantha Kohlhorst11 years ago
My mind is more alive than my body anyway I get to be the greatest tease

IAmBadWithNames3 years ago
I Don't want to be desired nor do i want sex.

Poofnugget8 years ago
I shall learn to fap with the me feet

darthbob166 years ago
No sex no life

ecksdee8 years ago
Damn to many asexual people here

dragonflame1238 years ago
Gotta get DAT sex

Donoxkin28 years ago
I'm only 11 so no downside.

melomelody10 years ago
I'm already asexual, where's they problem?

Susmek13376667 years ago
Cant have sex but still can fap right?

abjfkflwirvb57390103 years ago
Where’s the downside?

Mickael Bayens11 years ago
Who need sex when you are the most desired person in the world :o

Fangirl 1018 years ago
I'm to young

Liaman228 years ago
You could watch them do stuff like porn and then wank

RKO8 years ago
Trololololololol

Pickles 8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

natemiles136 years ago
No one said anything about foreplay!

UndertaleLyfe8 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE.

stuffymcstuffins9 years ago
Than what's the use?!

dwarf7 years ago
LUL NOPE

Wenastardesxdlast month
*laughs on asexual*

ThatrandomGuy47 years ago
ha all non-asexual people go suck it, oh wait I forgot you can't

Snowfrost9188 years ago
I didnt want to in the first place......................

oliver25118 years ago
I hate sex lol

PowerPikachu8 years ago
Criminal mode activated! (Me: Hey, come to my house. Girl: Okay, sweetie!. *Gets to house, and pulls out knife* Good bye.)

Theocelotlover (YouTube)8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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