Will You Press The Button?

MessedUpDuck9 years ago

I'm not having children so....

CoasterBot7 years ago

Same

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PieLucas7 years ago

Sperm bank, boom! I just perfected life

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Don't count on it, some spetm banks disclose your identity so your kids can come find you, unless you use someone else"s details when you donate.

Migdin18 years ago

Did you just assume im going to have kids? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman8 years ago

YIKES! Children! Eew! DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! All they do is annoy me and ruin my lawn. And eventually they evolve into weird politicians and build oversized walls.

Zino Chryselios Chryseliou12 years ago

You selfish bastards. This is why the younger generation are dry humping at 10 listening to a noise that a fox DOES NOT make..

H4CK1SB4D3 years ago

Older generation are too boomer and dumber

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DarienPrague9 years ago

So, every parent's dream...

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

isn't it usually the other way around?

jshaw717 years ago

If you raise amazing kids wouldn't that mean you are a great person, just horrible luck?

jshaw717 years ago

Atleast my kids will love me... Right? Right?!

TigerAttack7 years ago

Join your kids on their actions and discoveries!

KenJen64208 years ago

Our time on earth is fleeting focus more on the next generation to better humanity

Fedora-King8 years ago

So, my life right now, except my children would be Successful... I'll buy that for a dollar

DaNerdTront8 years ago

People of you are commenting on how people are selfish because they didnt press the button... But a lot of people dont want children, so now you just look like an asshole

Migdin18 years ago

Im not ruining my life for some children! Who do you think i am! Someone who cares about others?!?!?!

LeoGeckoMarty9 years ago

Just become really good at raising kids. Then it doesn't have to be failure.

WafflesinParis9 years ago

As long as my son isn't a fuckboy I'll be fine

Fedxftw8 years ago

Hey! You had already given me the power of the purple penis the 3rd!

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Michael Weston12 years ago

I would gladly suffer so that my children, if I had any, would live a long and happy life.

Scar00008 years ago

Me too

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Michael Dailey12 years ago

so, I literally become a parent?

Miguel BolaÃ±os12 years ago

I preffer that, over my own benefit

BLACKCOUGAR688 years ago

My life is already like that, so I see no downside at all

LeftTesticleOfKrom8 years ago

bye the power of the left testicle of krom I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

Calvin939 years ago

I would move on with my kids and problem solved

ThePaulDude5 years ago

I'm already living the downside, minus the kids that is.

JLeung9 years ago

My life is already shitty, what downside is there?

ddking9 years ago

well then your children will have a great life so worth it

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KingFruit9 years ago

Don't trust the ridiculous copy-paste messages. They are not true. Geez people are so gullible.

boomclap9 years ago

I don't care about myself, i want to have a smart and nice child,notice it... I will have a nice life because i will hear good things about my child and that will make me happy.

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago

I'm a complete failure..

RedstoneHoe9 years ago

So i get a Wife.

heatfromfire3 years ago

why would i ever want children? i fucking hate children

Eskina10 years ago

Children are like cancer... Life cancer. To hell with them.

ninjagoron9 years ago

What if I don't have kids?

skyhoop949 years ago

Yup I pressed de button for me kidz

polarGoddess9 years ago

I don't want children.... So mom and dad, how do you feel about granddogs?

Taymato10 years ago

My life is already a failure...

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XxMlgSwag2000xX9 years ago

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wildnik10 months ago

i already am a complete and miserable failure

dzhyessi10 years ago

No kids thanks

Ivan_Braginski_sunflowers_vodka8 years ago

This is how my life is now and I don't think it will ever change tbh so eh

2thic2vent4 years ago

Why are yall so selfish think of your child"s life when you have a child your life dosn't matter my mom dose not eat until she sees my eat all of my food that"s parent love!

Aeternalis11 years ago

nothing changes except my kids

iepicwolver9 years ago

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