Will You Press The Button?

MessedUpDuck 10 years ago

I'm not having children so....

CoasterBot 9 years ago

Same

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Migdin1 10 years ago

Did you just assume im going to have kids? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman 9 years ago

YIKES! Children! Eew! DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! All they do is annoy me and ruin my lawn. And eventually they evolve into weird politicians and build oversized walls.

PieLucas 8 years ago

Sperm bank, boom! I just perfected life

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Don't count on it, some spetm banks disclose your identity so your kids can come find you, unless you use someone else"s details when you donate.

DarienPrague 10 years ago

So, every parent's dream...

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

isn't it usually the other way around?

Zino Chryselios Chryseliou 13 years ago

You selfish bastards. This is why the younger generation are dry humping at 10 listening to a noise that a fox DOES NOT make..

H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago

Older generation are too boomer and dumber

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jshaw71 8 years ago

If you raise amazing kids wouldn't that mean you are a great person, just horrible luck?

jshaw71 8 years ago

Atleast my kids will love me... Right? Right?!

TigerAttack 9 years ago

Join your kids on their actions and discoveries!

KenJen6420 9 years ago

Our time on earth is fleeting focus more on the next generation to better humanity

Fedora-King 9 years ago

So, my life right now, except my children would be Successful... I'll buy that for a dollar

DaNerdTront 9 years ago

People of you are commenting on how people are selfish because they didnt press the button... But a lot of people dont want children, so now you just look like an asshole

Migdin1 9 years ago

Im not ruining my life for some children! Who do you think i am! Someone who cares about others?!?!?!

LeoGeckoMarty 10 years ago

Just become really good at raising kids. Then it doesn't have to be failure.

WafflesinParis 10 years ago

As long as my son isn't a fuckboy I'll be fine

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Hey! You had already given me the power of the purple penis the 3rd!

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Michael Weston 13 years ago

I would gladly suffer so that my children, if I had any, would live a long and happy life.

Scar0000 10 years ago

Me too

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Michael Dailey 13 years ago

so, I literally become a parent?

Migdin1 10 years ago

This is the definition of a good parent

iepicwolver 11 years ago

that's not a very pleasant text!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

I'm already going through the downside, I call it life.

unslicedpizza 12 years ago

I don't even want children

Natashar1 11 years ago

I'm not having children so...

DanSeki 9 years ago

So nothing changes?

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago

I don't want children

Peter Peterson 11 years ago

Jokes on you, that downside is already my life!

Nightfang88 11 years ago

I'm already a failure.

The Jacoobinati 11 years ago

i already am a huge failure anyways

z2008 3 years ago

如果我失败到找不到老婆呢？？？？？

TurboTrigger 11 years ago

You know what's better than the sound of children laughing joyfully? Silence; of not having any fucking kids!

AllastroS48 9 years ago

Their decisions and way to live is with them, not me

Kyles Rustici 13 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't want kids!!

EpicFail 10 years ago

Our society is slowly become the opposite of this

Mihika 11 years ago

If you didn't press the button, you are selfish, if you did, good on ya'

KoolGal 11 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button, but I don't want my life to be miserable. If it was miserable, I would end it before I could have kids.

ThelionGamer 11 years ago

Your bad life or a good life for many childs

Turret Gaming 11 years ago

I am selfless.

BobbyWasabiMk2 9 years ago

I don't want children tho...

XxMlgSwag2000xX 11 years ago

GIVE ME JUST A COUPLE BILLION UR FRICKIN RICH DAVE,SAM,AND DRAKE U MAKE HOTLINE BLING!!! I DIDNT GROUND U FOR THAT DID I!?!?!?

Sunchips2121 10 years ago

I"d sacrifice happiness for my children, when and if I have them

KoolGal 11 years ago

I might not have kids. And it never says they wouldn't have an amazing life if I DIDN'T press the button. You don't need a button to change stuff. AND I ALSO DON'T WANT MY LIFE TO BE MISERABLE. THIS MAY SEEM SELFISH, BUT I STILL WOULDN'T PRESS THE BUTTON.

KoolGal 11 years ago

I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON, BUT IF THIS WERE TRUE I WOULDN'T PRESS IT. I ALSO DON'T PLAN ON HAVING KIDS.

Nix 12 years ago

Lookin' out for number one. Can I press the flip side of this button? I'll becoming an amazing person while my children are miserable?

TeddyBear 11 years ago

I don't want children.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

well this would be a fail i have no kids and never will

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

So basically my parents...

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Rearing? Shouldn't that be bearing as in having kids?

jshaw71 8 years ago

Rearing is raising kids while beating them means giving birth to them iirc

avrand6 11 years ago

I dont even want kids...... fuck no

serrato12 11 years ago

And they take care of me

saltyvinegar 3 years ago

I do not live for any child

scheuerman 11 years ago

Good, if she's a great success she can take care of old dad

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Children?!? I don't want any!!! They always ruin my lawn! Oh shit they"re doing it again! Where did i put my shotgun? Oh, here it is. DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

iamthehamiltonhoe 8 years ago

isnt that just kris jenners life

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