Will You Press The Button?

MessedUpDuck9 years ago

I'm not having children so....

CoasterBot7 years ago

Same

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PieLucas7 years ago

Sperm bank, boom! I just perfected life

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Don't count on it, some spetm banks disclose your identity so your kids can come find you, unless you use someone else"s details when you donate.

Migdin18 years ago

Did you just assume im going to have kids? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman8 years ago

YIKES! Children! Eew! DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! All they do is annoy me and ruin my lawn. And eventually they evolve into weird politicians and build oversized walls.

Zino Chryselios Chryseliou12 years ago

You selfish bastards. This is why the younger generation are dry humping at 10 listening to a noise that a fox DOES NOT make..

H4CK1SB4D3 years ago

Older generation are too boomer and dumber

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DarienPrague9 years ago

So, every parent's dream...

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

isn't it usually the other way around?

jshaw717 years ago

If you raise amazing kids wouldn't that mean you are a great person, just horrible luck?

jshaw717 years ago

Atleast my kids will love me... Right? Right?!

TigerAttack7 years ago

Join your kids on their actions and discoveries!

KenJen64208 years ago

Our time on earth is fleeting focus more on the next generation to better humanity

Fedora-King8 years ago

So, my life right now, except my children would be Successful... I'll buy that for a dollar

DaNerdTront8 years ago

People of you are commenting on how people are selfish because they didnt press the button... But a lot of people dont want children, so now you just look like an asshole

Migdin18 years ago

Im not ruining my life for some children! Who do you think i am! Someone who cares about others?!?!?!

LeoGeckoMarty9 years ago

Just become really good at raising kids. Then it doesn't have to be failure.

WafflesinParis9 years ago

As long as my son isn't a fuckboy I'll be fine

Fedxftw8 years ago

Hey! You had already given me the power of the purple penis the 3rd!

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Michael Weston12 years ago

I would gladly suffer so that my children, if I had any, would live a long and happy life.

Scar00008 years ago

Me too

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Michael Dailey12 years ago

so, I literally become a parent?

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

So my kid are good and i stay the same

Lasyrightnow7 years ago

Jump out window

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Limenotlemon9 years ago

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DavidLeslie8 years ago

So just go make like 10 kids and make the world a better place at your expense. I'm down.

Weslyxy1019 years ago

I want my kids to have the achievements

Ellisboy22310 years ago

i wouldn't care about myself if my kids have amazing.

DBBoss9 years ago

but it didn't say my WHOLE life. it could be for 2 minutes of my life that are miserable, then the rest is a breeze

MorkerBob3 years ago

their actions huh. then, i would gadly.

MorkerBob3 years ago

I UNINTENTIONALLY PRESSED THE WRONG ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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brebeenz10 years ago

I dont want children

Mea8 years ago

All of u are selfish I would love to suffer for my kids if it gives them a nice life if I ever had any

GamingSmark7 years ago

I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS NEVER!!!!!

Shay Lee12 years ago

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAW I GOTS TO BE BETTER THAN MY CHILDREN OR ELSE THE UNIVERSE AIN'T WORKING

Ben1649 years ago

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Firsk9 years ago

Hopefully, the ones who didn't press the button never get any children.

Emanngaming9 years ago

You little dickheads

Swicky10 years ago

I mean, what could go wrong? Just ask the kids to share the glory

GooglyeXx8 years ago

The second part is my life at the moment so it can only be better or ?

xXAshesXx9 years ago

I'm not going to have kids... Too scared to have them by myself and I'm scared to adopt.

Migdin18 years ago

This is the definition of a good parent

iepicwolver9 years ago

that's not a very pleasant text!

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I'm already going through the downside, I call it life.

unslicedpizza11 years ago

I don't even want children

Natashar19 years ago

I'm not having children so...

DanSeki7 years ago

So nothing changes?

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

I don't want children

Peter Peterson9 years ago

Jokes on you, that downside is already my life!

Nightfang8810 years ago

I'm already a failure.

The Jacoobinati9 years ago

i already am a huge failure anyways

z20082 years ago

如果我失败到找不到老婆呢？？？？？

TurboTrigger10 years ago

You know what's better than the sound of children laughing joyfully? Silence; of not having any fucking kids!

AllastroS488 years ago

Their decisions and way to live is with them, not me

Mihika9 years ago

If you didn't press the button, you are selfish, if you did, good on ya'

KoolGal9 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button, but I don't want my life to be miserable. If it was miserable, I would end it before I could have kids.

Kyles Rustici12 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't want kids!!

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