Build minigun sentries around your house. You will still be popular.
Squirrel12710 years ago
That"s a good idea
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bookworm198511 years ago
PAPARAZZI IS PART OF THE TOTAL FAME PACKAGE.
Dr tray10 years ago
Lol XD
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lombardhannah1210 years ago
I would just get a watergun and spray all of their cameras lol
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Kobster10 years ago
You wouldnt be minir no mo
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FintMasterAdam SK11 years ago
I don´t wanna be pictured when I am masturbating (only joke)
hypes12310 years ago
WIN WIN
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Kieran Lawrence13 years ago
Just wear the exact same clothes every day. They won't be able to snap any pictures of you because it'll look like they were taken on the exact same day. In other words, do a Radcliffe :)
LucaArdelean9 years ago
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imavirginnn5 years ago
then i don't think it"s "minor"
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orphankiller4711 years ago
pew pew (sniper shot)
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MikeMikeMike9 years ago
Get new privacy, you’ll be rich anyways as a celebrity, so no problem! Plus I would be a YouTuber, so the only times I go out would be, barely!
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DandBsword11 years ago
Even when I shit?
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Hannah Leach13 years ago
with any luck this actually will happen, so....
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UltraSnivy1411 years ago
I'll hire Security Guards. Those paparazzis won't know what hit em!
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MrTrickyC9 years ago
Privacy is gainable.
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Tadder0910 years ago
Can't invade your privacy if you hardly leave your house lol
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carlito91311 years ago
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starlee_v_070311 years ago
I wouldn't mind
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CooperSpence7 years ago
Why be a MINOR celebrity? I want to be major celebrity.
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Zletro9 years ago
I would hat being a celebrity so yeah, lose lose
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ctgamer5511 years ago
Hate flash
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ClitSlayer6910 years ago
What if I kill them all
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Shiro Zoldyck11 years ago
It happens in real life
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Flaming Devil192010 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Agent Demolish11 years ago
NOOO I MEANT TO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON
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Maxious5 years ago
Cool. So people watch me masterbate to incest porn through my computers web cam. No change there then.
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Demigoddess1312 years ago
I will be the next Misha Collins
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ti the poop11 years ago
screw that i like my privacy...
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DechTechProductions9 years ago
So not a minor celeb then am I
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Kanimea11 years ago
So a celebrity, basically
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OmniSam111 years ago
This is what all celebrities go through anyways
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 years ago
Thats evil and twosted and dark
IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace6 months ago
Evil and TWOSTED and dark??
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setokabia6 years ago
thats just a celeb life
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xtaintedwisdomx11 years ago
Facebook in a nutshell but less desperate....
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coute11 years ago
How minor? How much we talking about in yearly salary here?
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maxcaufieldlis11 years ago
Hire body guards or buy a gun and some ammo
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Indecisive_asshole9 years ago
THERE IS NO UPSIDE
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Skylord_Diamond10 years ago
Just be naked all the time and they might leave you alone...
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Thatoneguy.....11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
jackxiaolong11 years ago
FUCK YOU!!!
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Kid._buda10 years ago
...but is the money good tho...?
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freddyfan1411 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Blobald5 years ago
So, either way it"s just being a celebrity. That"s just how they live.
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Wildcard12 years ago
Nothing more fun than fuckin with paparazzi.
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MoistSteakFries8 years ago
You lose ALL your privacy? So if i"m in a bathroom they'll be taking pictures of me? STALKERS THESE DAYS.
Catpozas8 years ago
Close the door and windows
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ThatGuy133711 years ago
I would just start wearing clothes that look the same so that I won't look any different than I did the day before, JOKES ON YOU PAPARAZZI!
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