If i'm truly all powerful and this button isn't lying, I can just... remove the drawback.
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Lucky12 years ago
Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez
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TrueCommentlast year
This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment.
Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.
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BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"
BlazoBoom8 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."
So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.
Sp3llcasterr5 years ago
Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u
just create a seperate dimension similair to ours only there everybody believes in you.
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Jellax-Jedi8 years ago
I'm already God from another button press{troll face}
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Noob4Ever89 9 years ago
Force people to believe
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tCup5 years ago
Still got the powers, I see no downside
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cadikai9 years ago
so i can't see myself.people don't kill me but i don't beleve in god.my religon i think is called scientology.
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Demonika8 years ago
But... Why should I appear before pathetic mortals?
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PokeParty4459 years ago
There is too much responsiblity in being God
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anime lover 1209 years ago
ok then
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Jack Peterson11 years ago
OOOH ill make everyone believe in me, everyone >:DDDDDDDDDDD
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trojan8 years ago
Make peple believe in you
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Hexxonn10 years ago
lol there are like 2.2 billion christians so :D
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Box9 years ago
What type of God though
The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Just God.From the bible.
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Nicolas Clemens12 years ago
All the powers => power to change the rule about appearing => free power. Wait...can god revive people? He can't? Gonna change that rule too lol.
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CrazDais7 years ago
Who else would wanna see me?
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FuckedUpCat3 months ago
it says that I can only APPEAR in front of people that believe in me, but doesn’t say that I can’t COMMUNICATE with atheists. I can just say to everyone: “hello, this is god. I just wanna say that I’m real.”
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TheFurryGamer9 years ago
Um...yea dislike and no button.
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Zarnoff the button presser9 years ago
So long as I can still smite non believers at will
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HopeRoundcount8 years ago
Atheist here...
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♦Monika♦10 years ago
Lol no
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Superman747738 years ago
What god jesus or zeus
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connermckay9 years ago
I just make a magic sign appear
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ArcaneDust9 years ago
so to others I AM A POLTERGIEST!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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