Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez
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BobbyWasabiMk210 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"
BlazoBoom9 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."
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TrueComment3 years ago
This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment.
Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.
So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.
Sp3llcasterr7 years ago
Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u
Step 1: appear in front of a church
Step 2: give the power to convert everybody easily to the them.
Step 3: send them to convert everybody in the world.
Step 4: repeat the process
Step 5: now you van appear in front of everybody.
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mariacarolin411 years ago
what is the downside? :p
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
Fine by me, I still get the powers.
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TheFrickenDevil12 years ago
Can I put my face on toast?
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setokabia6 years ago
i wll use my powers to become raymond reddington #the blacklist
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fy_dusty6 months ago
我是欺诈之神。、
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Chise Hatori10 years ago
Why would I want to appear in front of people? If I'm God I can just bring back the dragons.
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Petar Angelov13 years ago
Im a God now!
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ariz0911 years ago
And then God was an insect or something and you are fucked
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TheWiseGuru10 years ago
Boo! Nah I'm just kidding thank you for being devout see you in.... oh dear 6 months you should see a doctor.
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Jarate11 years ago
Good thing most people in good ol 'Murica are Calothic, amirite?
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Smörgåstortoise9 years ago
I believe in reincarnation and that there is no God so that would be a problem
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Samurai_bat11 years ago
i don't want to stop existing (NOTE:this is a joke, get over it)
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InhaleMyDong10 years ago
I don't trust anyone, even myself to be a god cause they can just destroy humanity in one touch with the amount of powers they have.
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pithany90011 years ago
sure. No biggie. But God's God so I mean, He can't not-be God anymore. There'd just be multiple gods
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annabel810 years ago
You can't see god in real life anyway ??
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IHateFeminism10 years ago
If I'm god I can just change reality so that I can appear in front of everyone. And even if I can't I'll preform miracles so that people start believing in me.
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noooo7112 years ago
just tell people to believe in me duh
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ThePaulDude6 years ago
Use the god power to override the downside, problem solved bruh!
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aya kuschieda11 years ago
Nyeh nyeh nyeh
I didnt se but
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Jaraskur9 years ago
I make them believe in me
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alon5111 years ago
i can do stuff that make more poeple believe me(god)
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Flordelotto8 years ago
I can't appear in front of myself D:
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Baruno da sauruss11 years ago
I would rick roll every single person that bones the skeletons lubrificates the robot and finally the ones that pollinates the flower
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