Will You Press The Button?

Hiboi8 years ago

No such thing as perfet woman/man *drops mic*

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@anonymousish Hiboi is correct. There is no such thing as a “perfet” man/woman. However, the button never specified the person was “perfet”, so this loophole fails.

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why u do dis9 years ago

then he is not the perfect man I was looking for

katness everdean9 years ago

If he hates u then he no perfect

Matthew Grave12 years ago

this just defines marriage. lol.

Zanypackback3 years ago

True

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Kitaro7 years ago

Nothing to do with "perfect ness"

Blackhawk1707 years ago

So marriage 😂

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago

Divorce on the 9th year

otakutrashllama9 years ago

Suicide before our 10th anniversary

Chipser8 years ago

then they wouldn't be the perfect women/man

Doomshroom6ðŸ˜ƒ9 years ago

Ditch her and find the second man/women of your dreams

Zarokri7 years ago

Maybe why he/ she starts hating you🙃

popony1239 years ago

am i the only one who thinks of the word divorce

WewserLethalDude7 years ago

I will find them and tell them to piss off. They’ll take 10 years to process it

CollinCarter7 years ago

My future.

colten919 years ago

i mean when se starts hating u just give a little slap on herXD why did i even say this

a_tree7 years ago

10 years though.

Carlosman12349 years ago

So she loves you no matter what for ten years, then, after the ten years are up, find a new gf/bf

Toadmonkey9 years ago

So basically it's a demon deal.

Littlebammbamm9 years ago

But we still have sex right aslong i have sex im fine

ChristineKellyCanlog8 years ago

This describes marriage alot

lolbla9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Pressi_9 years ago

Nah. Btw, spammers no spamming.

Crooked5 years ago

Mawwage

Fuck the username101010 years ago

I have three people that likes me, don't press!

TheDarkendLight8 years ago

Well I'm still with her so it"s a win! (dat ass doe)

FredbearTheBest9 years ago

Yes, just find a new one.

Azurali9 years ago

get her in bed and kill her after she gives birth to my kid

GohanIsFav58 years ago

Already pressed a button that says I can have any power I want,so I would just have the power to have them love me again,and permanently.

Caelantree7 years ago

sounds realistic anyway

Beqa9 years ago

WTF is that?!?!?!?!?!?!

it'scasual9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Mr. Gentleman9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Emily Evangeline Krabbe12 years ago

That's just sad...

Slade20168 years ago

I"ve already found her and I"d rather not risk losing her

WillYouPressMe9 years ago

I have already found her i just need her to feel the same way.

BasedGodEddy9 years ago

I'm down. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks anyways.

SHAW7774 years ago

with Matthew Grave

herobrinebacon9 years ago

Marriage in a nutshell.

Narouto10119 years ago

Def of merrage and my life....

ButtonPresser5678 years ago

That"s just putting a curse on another human being

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

I'll get an entire marriage? meh fine

AbbyPalmer8 years ago

This is just marriage

coolmancoco29 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]