Will You Press The Button?

Hiboi 10 years ago

No such thing as perfet woman/man *drops mic*

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@anonymousish Hiboi is correct. There is no such thing as a “perfet” man/woman. However, the button never specified the person was “perfet”, so this loophole fails.

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why u do dis 11 years ago

then he is not the perfect man I was looking for

katness everdean 10 years ago

If he hates u then he no perfect

Matthew Grave 13 years ago

this just defines marriage. lol.

Zanypackback 5 years ago

True

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otakutrashllama 11 years ago

Suicide before our 10th anniversary

Kitaro 9 years ago

Nothing to do with "perfect ness"

Blackhawk170 9 years ago

So marriage 😂

ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago

Divorce on the 9th year

Chipser 9 years ago

then they wouldn't be the perfect women/man

Doomshroom6ðŸ˜ƒ 10 years ago

Ditch her and find the second man/women of your dreams

Zarokri 9 years ago

Maybe why he/ she starts hating you🙃

popony123 11 years ago

am i the only one who thinks of the word divorce

WewserLethalDude 9 years ago

I will find them and tell them to piss off. They’ll take 10 years to process it

CollinCarter 9 years ago

My future.

colten91 11 years ago

i mean when se starts hating u just give a little slap on herXD why did i even say this

Fuck the username1010 11 years ago

I have three people that likes me, don't press!

TheDarkendLight 10 years ago

Well I'm still with her so it"s a win! (dat ass doe)

FredbearTheBest 11 years ago

Yes, just find a new one.

GohanIsFav5 10 years ago

Already pressed a button that says I can have any power I want,so I would just have the power to have them love me again,and permanently.

Azurali 11 years ago

get her in bed and kill her after she gives birth to my kid

it'scasual 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Caelantree 8 years ago

sounds realistic anyway

Beqa 10 years ago

WTF is that?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mr. Gentleman 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Emily Evangeline Krabbe 13 years ago

That's just sad...

WillYouPressMe 11 years ago

I have already found her i just need her to feel the same way.

Slade2016 10 years ago

I"ve already found her and I"d rather not risk losing her

SHAW777 6 years ago

with Matthew Grave

BasedGodEddy 11 years ago

I'm down. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks anyways.

Narouto1011 11 years ago

Def of merrage and my life....

herobrinebacon 11 years ago

Marriage in a nutshell.

ButtonPresser567 9 years ago

That"s just putting a curse on another human being

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

I'll get an entire marriage? meh fine

AbbyPalmer 10 years ago

This is just marriage

coolmancoco2 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

sonic-php-master 8 years ago

No need to press the button

ProfessorEG 10 years ago

i didnt

Travis Martin 13 years ago

Sounds a lot like being married.

Ale32bit 11 years ago

It's normal! In part but it's normal

TCR_ 3 years ago

This is an absolute loss an a aroace person.

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA 10 years ago

Good: you find the perfect man/woman who loves u... Bad: you break up. This already happens

Jetstream 11 years ago

Who really wants a perfect person?

hiitsmez 6 years ago

blondes

killstien 10 years ago

Exactly.

RandomOtakuMolly 9 years ago

Bakugou x izuku but backwards

Magical.Death.Spit 11 years ago

Hah I'm asexual so no ty

dankmemes101 9 years ago

How is that perfect?

Deany 5 years ago

Being aro/ace invalidates a lot of these questions.

Moina 4 years ago

Yeah ig really does

Camelsareevil-007 10 years ago

If it was perfect you wouldn't hate each other.

Segret12 11 years ago

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Doom song 10 years ago

This is marrige at its finest

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