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You become the smartest person in the world, and also have the knowledge and mastery of every single college course
but
You become severely depressed, and you can never cure your depression. If your already depressed you become even more depressed.
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True10 years ago
Just play Minecraft

Fedxftw8 years ago
CALM DOWN RANDOMDUDE63 IT"S A JOKE DAMMIT
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KillPHP5 years ago
no starvation deaths = more people alive = more people reproducing = drastic population increase = more overcrowded world = more pollution = destruction of the world"s habitability = extermination of humanity = extermination of the world"s most cruel and d...[Show full comment]

LogicalAnswers087 years ago
when your the smartest person in the world you get depressed cause you have nothing to learn. you learn something everyday

ok_then8 years ago
this is literally my life

RiyalHrishilast year
Stopp being an emo u 15yr old

Swiggyturdles8 years ago
You"re*

Addison Jones12 years ago
this is really only a more intense version of my life lol

Idara2 years ago
Lol
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AlexBrown7 years ago
Im already depressed and I dont see how I could get worse...

Duyanhkute157 years ago
From the beginning I was depressed because there was no way for men and women, boys and girls, etc., to end permanently the problem, and that is why, 16 years I did not know love what .

Ninja_pig9 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Wi25209 years ago
Stop saying this everywhere

jordonomin139 years ago
the people who pressed the button obviously have no knowledge of how awful depression feels

SummerStonehappychibigirl8 years ago
I know how depression feels

jona311p10 years ago
i managed to revive frankenstein while i was bursting into tears.

Shane Christy12 years ago
what if i told you depression really isn't curable in the first place.

PinkDiamond7 years ago
but its able to be numbified

Matthew Doraby12 years ago
you don't understand depression

Charles A. McGraw12 years ago
you're*

Holden Schaefer12 years ago
for the good of the people

Ash228 years ago
I'm already depressed because 1. I'm bullied at school for being lesbian 2. My crush is moving to Tennessee in two years. Also she doesn't know I like her 3. She likes someone else and that someone else happens to be one of my guy friends. Also , he likes ...[Show full comment]

8000horsepowerlast year
If im so smart i just cure my depession :P

VesHeil9 years ago
Get smart and smoke away the pain, easy fix.

Snowfrost9189 years ago
I think that you would be smart enough to know that smoking can give you lung cancer. But I think that this is a troll, and I just wanted to type.

TheGriefer27 years ago
Uhhh Thats Very Dark

LilmanMarcell7 years ago
YES LET THE DAB SPRED I CREATED THE DAB.... oh nice profile picture theGriefer2

PseudoManiac10 years ago
Yeah, but with this knowledge you just become a cardiologist or a dentist or something. You can't be depressed when you're swimming in a literal pool of money.

MANJUEGAZOS5 years ago
I already live like this. I WILL NOT BUTTON, END MY SUFFERING!

Wrong10 years ago
why u ask

Creeperkiller20008 years ago
So, my life

Jack Strauss12 years ago
I'm already the smartest person in the world.

Wi25209 years ago
Pokefan2016 easy
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BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
But you would be smart enough to come up with the cure for it. I'm depressed anyway

Lonewolf35158 years ago
What would be the point of having all that knowledge if I have no will to make it useful? I see only a downside. o.O

TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago
If my already depressed you become even more depressed what? Are you going to tell me, or just leave me wondering? Also, loophole. My new nickname is Severely Depressed. And, I'll call Justin Bieber "Your Depression." (Fitting name, right?) Therefore, I be...[Show full comment]

My-name-is-7 years ago
This feels like Flowers for Algernon

Jaydoggglast year
Finally someone called out those people who are like “hahahaha the downside doesn’t effect me because I have issues lollll”

Isa_me_bella9 years ago
You're

winterforever037 years ago
So basically me now...

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

CheeseyPandacorn8 years ago
My already depressed what?

WolfRex7 years ago
Atleast I can invent stuff

Devon McSweeney12 years ago
Depression cannot be 'cured', if it's a true major depressive disorder. It can be treated, sufferers can learn how to function a little better with lots of CBT, but there will always be reoccurring episodes, even if you're taking hundreds of mgs of SSRIs. ...[Show full comment]

SoulPancake8 years ago
crippling depression

KineticTimeLord9 years ago
*DEPRESSION INTENSIFIES*

DrakEmono9 years ago
Everyone who pressed the button doesn't have an idea of what's a real depression is :|

Aaron129986 years ago
What if youre immune to depression?

MountainJew10 years ago
Ruben (the pig) dies in episode 4 of Minecraft Story Mode.

MEMEHELL8 years ago
Basically my life except I'm a dumb piece of shit lol.

David-Michael Peck12 years ago
No regrets.

WHYNAMETAKEN7 years ago
Basically me

Barney10 years ago
I am always depressed so?

Sitara8 years ago
If i get more depressed I'm probably going to turn into a skeleton

Snowfrost9189 years ago
You can't cure the depression, but you can still do things to help...I didn't mean to press the button, because depression is one of the last things that I want, and so even if i'm smart, it won't pay off because I will commit suicide in the end. But now i'm trying to play it off...

Loopholesbeginhere8 years ago
Already smart already permanently deppresed so just more intense

hispanic_dudelast year
So I would have ultra depression with twice the amount of suicidal thoughts? Plus being smart would make things much worse with the probability of being nihilistic and having ultra MEGA depression

supermariogamer6429 years ago
My life

buttonpusher227 years ago
lol already kinda am
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