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You become the smartest person in the world, and also have the knowledge and mastery of every single college course
but
You become severely depressed, and you can never cure your depression. If your already depressed you become even more depressed.
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True 11 years ago
Just play Minecraft

mineralcoding 9 months ago
My reply is your username.
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KillPHP 6 years ago
no starvation deaths = more people alive = more people reproducing = drastic population increase = more overcrowded world = more pollution = destruction of the world"s habitability = extermination of humanity = extermination of the world"s most cruel and d... [Show full comment]

LogicalAnswers08 8 years ago
when your the smartest person in the world you get depressed cause you have nothing to learn. you learn something everyday

AlexBrown 8 years ago
Im already depressed and I dont see how I could get worse...

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
Hi. Sooo…. I have like, a childhood friend named Alex brown and we haven’t met in like years, If this if you knew a kid that moved to Colorado a few years back and you even still use this site say hi maybe idk

Addison Jones 13 years ago
this is really only a more intense version of my life lol

Idara 3 years ago
Lol
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Duyanhkute15 8 years ago
From the beginning I was depressed because there was no way for men and women, boys and girls, etc., to end permanently the problem, and that is why, 16 years I did not know love what .

ok_then 10 years ago
this is literally my life

RiyalHrishi 2 years ago
Stopp being an emo u 15yr old

Swiggyturdles 10 years ago
You"re*

Shane Christy 13 years ago
what if i told you depression really isn't curable in the first place.

PinkDiamond 9 years ago
but its able to be numbified

Ninja_pig 10 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Wi2520 10 years ago
Stop saying this everywhere

jordonomin13 11 years ago
the people who pressed the button obviously have no knowledge of how awful depression feels

SummerStonehappychibigirl 10 years ago
I know how depression feels

jona311p 11 years ago
i managed to revive frankenstein while i was bursting into tears.

Matthew Doraby 13 years ago
you don't understand depression

Charles A. McGraw 13 years ago
you're*

Holden Schaefer 13 years ago
for the good of the people

ILoveDudes602 4 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
I love the spam slander bro

KineticTimeLord 11 years ago
*DEPRESSION INTENSIFIES*

WolfRex 9 years ago
Atleast I can invent stuff

Devon McSweeney 13 years ago
Depression cannot be 'cured', if it's a true major depressive disorder. It can be treated, sufferers can learn how to function a little better with lots of CBT, but there will always be reoccurring episodes, even if you're taking hundreds of mgs of SSRIs. ... [Show full comment]

SoulPancake 10 years ago
crippling depression

MEMEHELL 9 years ago
Basically my life except I'm a dumb piece of shit lol.

David-Michael Peck 13 years ago
No regrets.

DrakEmono 10 years ago
Everyone who pressed the button doesn't have an idea of what's a real depression is :|

Aaron12998 7 years ago
What if youre immune to depression?

MountainJew 11 years ago
Ruben (the pig) dies in episode 4 of Minecraft Story Mode.

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
@alexbrown If it rly is you…. Plz :)

Snowfrost918 10 years ago
You can't cure the depression, but you can still do things to help...I didn't mean to press the button, because depression is one of the last things that I want, and so even if i'm smart, it won't pay off because I will commit suicide in the end. But now i'm trying to play it off...

WHYNAMETAKEN 8 years ago
Basically me

Barney 11 years ago
I am always depressed so?

Sitara 9 years ago
If i get more depressed I'm probably going to turn into a skeleton

buttonpusher22 9 years ago
lol already kinda am

CShevlin 12 years ago
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!

Loopholesbeginhere 9 years ago
Already smart already permanently deppresed so just more intense

hispanic_dude 3 years ago
So I would have ultra depression with twice the amount of suicidal thoughts? Plus being smart would make things much worse with the probability of being nihilistic and having ultra MEGA depression

supermariogamer642 11 years ago
My life

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Free ectra knowledge? YEEEEAAAAHW

yesDOTexe 6 years ago
im smart enough to find out how to cure it

_Gapi_ 11 years ago
Im already smart enough for me. I don't want to be sad :C

OverwatchMain 9 years ago
*cough* *cough* Apprentice *cough* *cough*

rvbfan04 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

smudgeymarrow682 9 years ago
What"s the point of being smart when your depressed

Loophole man 10 years ago
I play destiny because I consider it as real as this world, like the movie avatar, not for enjoyment

AngelesGabrielus 9 years ago
So what is the food side of that no joy no fun oly work

gogosox1487 2 years ago
so i wont get affected at all

dudebro101 11 years ago
So basically im getting harassed by social justice warrior s

datguy2900 9 years ago
Rick and Morty vibe

scorps 11 years ago
I don't think I can be any worse than I am now

Evexxxxxx 4 years ago
So I can take depression if I become a super intelligent god

HowlAlpha 11 years ago
What if you were already overly happy would you just become normal?

Alpha_Killer_713 9 years ago
I cant be more depressed so......
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