Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

20689 (29%) 50343 (71%)

20689 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 50343 (71%) did not.

You will be the happiest man in the world.

but

You have to take the virginity of your own daughter.

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patetohunter 10 years ago

The creator of this dillema has a problem

Lewbi 4 years ago

Your wondering bout the creator what bout all the people that pressed the button

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Ryan410 10 years ago

I have no daughter. #anotherloophole

FortyWithaU40 2 years ago

Neither do I. LOL

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Caseyjaynestuart 10 years ago

I am not a man and don't have a daughter coz im ten

Duolingo 2 months ago

Hey I’m back once again. Happy late 🎂

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JustKiddingButSeriously 9 years ago

36% of people made me lose faith in humanity

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 years ago

Only 29 now

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(insert name here) 10 years ago

Loophole! I dont have a daughter

ShuaikunNB 2 years ago

THEY CAN KILL ME?HAHAHA

ShuaikunNB 2 years ago

i m crazy

DoctorAurora 10 years ago

I have no desire to have kids in the future, and I'm gay.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

Nice! me too

Unyuho 10 years ago

This is the sickest question ever...

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

I'm happy being a female, and don't have a daughter, and don't want kids, and hate incest.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

You could"ve switched the wording to "happiest woman" and "take the virginity of your son" but why put in the effort?

braydenisswag 10 years ago

i don't have a daughter.... wait, do i? *looks back* *throws shoe at little girl* not anymore

Timelypat 10 years ago

No daughter... Does 13 years old count as a man?

XcrucifiedX 8 years ago

jokes on you I don't have a daughter and I'm gay!

leafygokys 10 years ago

Adopt a son

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Agreed

KillerSquid 7 years ago

Umm how about a no

WhiskeySierra 8 years ago

36% of people support sharia law then

Pantelope 8 years ago

Its because not but

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

What if being the happiest means to you NOT taking her virginity

PrestonBrower 9 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no the remaining 34% of you are evil

Sylvezi 9 years ago

I'll have to become a man and also have a daughter? Nope, I'm good.

Lifeistriangle 9 years ago

The But should be because.

kys_now 9 years ago

What if I have no daughter yet

happylego91 9 years ago

*Confederate flag appears*

xXabdyjingXx 9 years ago

Downside? *lenny face*

CrazyFangirlHippy 9 years ago

Oh you are sick!

Andrew McLachlan 13 years ago

If I got to take my kids virginity, I'd be the happiest man int he world, I don't even need to press the button.

jaythewolf 5 years ago

my boner is confused now.

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Jag4life 9 years ago

I don't have a daughter eat it whoever made this

ButtonPresser6000 6 years ago

Win win

Butts-R-Lyfe 10 years ago

Just dont have kids problem solved

Penis123 9 years ago

Loophole I don"y have a daughter

PastelDolphin 10 years ago

What disgusting fuck pushed the button?

oceanwaterpug27 8 years ago

I have no daughter and will never have a daughter (or son)

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago

Não acho que vc desinstalaria o app, se usou isso 2 meses atrás e respondeu assim que comentei deve estar viciado nisso, então não acho que desistiria tão fácil.

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Krozper 9 years ago

What if I have a son?

WEAH? 11 years ago

Oh hell No

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

IM A WOMAN HAH!

Mikuno1938 9 years ago

Im a girl

meatloave 2 years ago

idiot

Hamato_jacky 5 years ago

im a non binary aroace minor

BunneyHonney 10 years ago

i"m a women....

Russellpt666 10 years ago

I'm 11

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago

Bold of you to assume I'm a man or that I have a daughter. (I'm a man tho so.. kudos)

IAmPineApp 2 years ago

Create a universe where you don't die

CrazyFangirlHippy 9 years ago

36 percent of yall need to bleach your brain

X12346 9 years ago

What daughter?

agent washington 10 years ago

I'm not having children. Ever

Shampooboots 3 years ago

who the fuck comes up with this shit?

Flig 10 years ago

What if I have son?

Cruel_Bacon 4 years ago

i dont have a daughter and i never will so yes

CommentMaker1 9 years ago

First:I don't have a daughter Two:I'm not a man Three:I'm not an adult

herbertpostman 10 years ago

That's paradox

Panifex 9 years ago

I can be the second-happiest man without doing gross things like that

KingHoldz 8 years ago

replace "but" with "because"...

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