Will You Press The Button?

patetohunter9 years ago

The creator of this dillema has a problem

Lewbi2 years ago

Your wondering bout the creator what bout all the people that pressed the button

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ShuaikunNB9 months ago

THEY CAN KILL ME?HAHAHA

ShuaikunNB9 months ago

i m crazy

Ryan4109 years ago

I have no daughter. #anotherloophole

FortyWithaU4010 months ago

Neither do I. LOL

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Caseyjaynestuart9 years ago

I am not a man and don't have a daughter coz im ten

Googoogahgah8 months ago

You’re 18 now dude

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JustKiddingButSeriously8 years ago

36% of people made me lose faith in humanity

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelast month

Only 29 now

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(insert name here)9 years ago

Loophole! I dont have a daughter

DoctorAurora8 years ago

I have no desire to have kids in the future, and I'm gay.

Schmucklehed7 months ago

Nice! me too

Unyuho8 years ago

This is the sickest question ever...

Lostfeather2378 years ago

I'm happy being a female, and don't have a daughter, and don't want kids, and hate incest.

SinonMercer7 years ago

You could"ve switched the wording to "happiest woman" and "take the virginity of your son" but why put in the effort?

braydenisswag8 years ago

i don't have a daughter.... wait, do i? *looks back* *throws shoe at little girl* not anymore

Timelypat8 years ago

No daughter... Does 13 years old count as a man?

leafygokys8 years ago

Adopt a son

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Agreed

XcrucifiedX7 years ago

jokes on you I don't have a daughter and I'm gay!

KillerSquid5 years ago

Umm how about a no

WhiskeySierra7 years ago

36% of people support sharia law then

Pantelope7 years ago

Its because not but

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

What if being the happiest means to you NOT taking her virginity

PrestonBrower7 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no the remaining 34% of you are evil

Sylvezi7 years ago

I'll have to become a man and also have a daughter? Nope, I'm good.

Lifeistriangle7 years ago

The But should be because.

kys_now8 years ago

What if I have no daughter yet

happylego918 years ago

*Confederate flag appears*

xXabdyjingXx8 years ago

Downside? *lenny face*

CrazyFangirlHippy8 years ago

Oh you are sick!

Andrew McLachlan12 years ago

If I got to take my kids virginity, I'd be the happiest man int he world, I don't even need to press the button.

jaythewolf3 years ago

my boner is confused now.

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Flig8 years ago

What if I have son?

X123467 years ago

What daughter?

agent washington9 years ago

I'm not having children. Ever

Shampoobootslast year

who the fuck comes up with this shit?

Panifex7 years ago

I can be the second-happiest man without doing gross things like that

Cruel_Bacon3 years ago

i dont have a daughter and i never will so yes

CommentMaker18 years ago

First:I don't have a daughter Two:I'm not a man Three:I'm not an adult

herbertpostman9 years ago

That's paradox

AmongUsPrn4 years ago

Downside?

Chladovan8 years ago

I pressed the button and I ain't even ashamed. Won't have kids anyway.

KingHoldz7 years ago

replace "but" with "because"...

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade;9 years ago

What happens if you have sons?

JimboJomha6 months ago

Sounds like a win-win to me

ChocolateEvil1238 years ago

One: I don't have a daughter. Two: I want a boy to play football and get me rich. Three: fuck no why the hell is wrong with people.

huntfire7 years ago

@秋月爱莉

Lovecat89 years ago

uh im not a man. does that mean pressing the button does nothing? or do i turn into a man

Skibiditoilet9 months ago

If you pressed the button, kindly and respectfully take your own life

MarcusofMenace8 years ago

Don't have 1 so no incest

Kzitold5 years ago

Sweet home Alabama!

Biaglaser8 years ago

Im not a man...

beastalitylover3476last year

game is game

FlameBlaze8 years ago

1 i don't have a daughter 2 what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!

BruhMoment96 years ago

Alabama:

ButterBoyGamer8 years ago

Sooooooo... I'm William Afton?

Starfall508 years ago

*Aften, I read the book and watched Sister location. His daughter was brutally murdered by the robot he forbade her to go near, and his son killed 5 kids. It never mentioned anything along the lines of this dillema.

shipqueen287 years ago

I"M AN ASEXUAL AROMANTIC GIRL! BUH BYE BUTTON I"M USING THE ARCHERY SKILLS I GOT FROM A DIFFERENT BUTTON TO DESTROY YOU!

nontortoise1359 years ago

Hi there neighbor

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