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Sex with anyone, anywhere, anytime except at work
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Work 8 hours/day at a job you hate, for every day of your life.
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 7 months ago
That's so dark and twisted and evil and dark and twisted and

Maharid 10 months ago
F WORK!

InfrontOfUrHouse 4 years ago
Why is all if this sexual? I am asexual. I do not need this.

IlSoupylI 2 years ago
at least it's an easy choice

Javongod 4 years ago
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yyyyees please

HarveyWright 2 years ago
I love you

RainBro 11 years ago
Coming from a demisexual like myself, sex is overrated. If you want sex so badly go find yourself a hooker at the nearest corner.

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago
Wtf is a demisexual? If it’s a what you guys call “gender” then your off the rails, their are only females and males lmao
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DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
I hate (love) playing videogames. Don't make me play videogames :D

Nimm 10 years ago
*cough* *cough*

Peti 9 years ago
to be, fair you can be as lousy in your job as you want to, since you can never get fired.

LuciferSam 11 years ago
Ewww sesx. I don't have a job, and I'm too young to consent legally....

TheGreatPapyrusnyeh 10 years ago
I HATE WhEN PEOLe MAkE THESE QUrSTIONS

Majkelele 9 years ago
I"d be so bad at work so they will fire me and then I can have sex all day long

NicolaCavarra 9 years ago
I may hate being a porn actor :"))

Gatho 9 years ago
I shall fuck the economy

Russ 10 years ago
So sex and school?

flameyyyyyyyyyyyyy 6 years ago
im 10, fuckin pedophile

Alden Brouwer 13 years ago
So despite having to work a shit job for 8 hours a day, I have the other 16 hours of the day to have sex with absolutely anybody I want, anyway I want? I'm okay with this.

AbnormalCupcake 9 years ago
I’m hitting celebrities first. NPH especially

AceCat 8 years ago
*ASEXUAL MANIAC LAUGH* FUCK NO

lizabean 10 years ago
that"s two downsides lol

Stephen Lee 13 years ago
Sex with important people. Blackmail them. repeat until you have enough money to buy place of employment. Be the boss at the job you hate and still only work 8 hours,

Claritygirl127 10 years ago
*aces in a corner*

JustJaywalking 10 years ago
I'm ace...

OceaneHetaliaParis 11 years ago
I'm asexual, so...... why'd I want to push the button?

Kristin Polston 13 years ago
Johnny Depp? Robert Downey JR? Tom Hiddleston? And I'll just work up the corporate ladder until I'm the boss at the job I hate. It's a win/win

isaacdelyon 9 years ago
What is with all these sexual ones? Gross. Lose lose.

Sans fan49 10 years ago
Can't u quit ur job?

Elduin5949 11 years ago
Bad day at work = unlimited sex. Hell yeah

skullkid 11 years ago
I would just got and have sex the other 16 hrs a day

nfimvtfrf 6 years ago
hey squadron buy me nitro

ericthedude17 11 years ago
yup...

Russ 10 years ago
So basically sex and school?

paulaSofia 11 years ago
If my work is sex......

TommiPommmi 10 years ago
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Calmdown8 11 years ago
I make sex my boss to give me more free time :D

hannabanana 8 years ago
Im 12 soooooooooo

Satan'sPenis 10 years ago
This is my life minus the sex and an hour of work.

TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago
I don’t need this as an asexual

Mcrmy 11 years ago
Well I can have a job doing nothing soooo

ilikefictionalguys 5 years ago
the only reason i pressed it is because it said ANYONE. fictional characterssssss

L1K3APRO 11 years ago
fuck this chain mails😐

RandomnessOverLoad 9 years ago
you will get AIDS

McTroll 11 years ago
Done!

AwesomeForLife101 10 years ago
I'm only 12 -.-

None-Is-None 9 years ago
i"m 11
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pepperpower 11 years ago
seriously u have sex with the most important person in the world and get the most money in the world and when you come home you have the nicest place in the world; i mean thats not so bad

Coolk9 8 years ago
I'll have sex with my boss black mail them so I don't have to go to work simple

THE_BUTTON_GOD 9 years ago
I’d become a austranaut make $$$ and fuck everybody

Snow_Wolf 10 years ago
I do it. Even if I'd hate it. Think of the possibilities! #otaku4life

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
I hate working anyways

pielord123 10 years ago
So if the boss was female bang here and boom you get raise and then marry her

brianguy 11 years ago
does that inclould anime people (not real people)

SantiLokyyo 11 years ago
Doesn't matter have sex

LazyMando 6 years ago
This is a fever dream for weebs
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