Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 6 months ago

That's so dark and twisted and evil and dark and twisted and

Maharid 9 months ago

F WORK!

InfrontOfUrHouse 4 years ago

Why is all if this sexual? I am asexual. I do not need this.

IlSoupylI 2 years ago

at least it's an easy choice

Javongod 4 years ago

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yyyyees please

HarveyWright 2 years ago

I love you

RainBro 10 years ago

Coming from a demisexual like myself, sex is overrated. If you want sex so badly go find yourself a hooker at the nearest corner.

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

Wtf is a demisexual? If it’s a what you guys call “gender” then your off the rails, their are only females and males lmao

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DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

I hate (love) playing videogames. Don't make me play videogames :D

Nimm 10 years ago

*cough* *cough*

Peti 9 years ago

to be, fair you can be as lousy in your job as you want to, since you can never get fired.

LuciferSam 11 years ago

Ewww sesx. I don't have a job, and I'm too young to consent legally....

TheGreatPapyrusnyeh 10 years ago

I HATE WhEN PEOLe MAkE THESE QUrSTIONS

Majkelele 9 years ago

I"d be so bad at work so they will fire me and then I can have sex all day long

NicolaCavarra 9 years ago

I may hate being a porn actor :"))

Gatho 9 years ago

I shall fuck the economy

Russ 10 years ago

So sex and school?

flameyyyyyyyyyyyyy 6 years ago

im 10, fuckin pedophile

Alden Brouwer 13 years ago

So despite having to work a shit job for 8 hours a day, I have the other 16 hours of the day to have sex with absolutely anybody I want, anyway I want? I'm okay with this.

AbnormalCupcake 8 years ago

I’m hitting celebrities first. NPH especially

AceCat 8 years ago

*ASEXUAL MANIAC LAUGH* FUCK NO

lizabean 10 years ago

that"s two downsides lol

Stephen Lee 13 years ago

Sex with important people. Blackmail them. repeat until you have enough money to buy place of employment. Be the boss at the job you hate and still only work 8 hours,

Claritygirl127 10 years ago

*aces in a corner*

JustJaywalking 10 years ago

I'm ace...

OceaneHetaliaParis 11 years ago

I'm asexual, so...... why'd I want to push the button?

Kristin Polston 13 years ago

Johnny Depp? Robert Downey JR? Tom Hiddleston? And I'll just work up the corporate ladder until I'm the boss at the job I hate. It's a win/win

Coolestkidontheblock 10 years ago

I would hate to be a lawyer. So yeah. I want to be a doctor. So no matter what for me it's a win win

Cypher 11 years ago

Just wish I had a good job... Or at least a helpful one

Damian9303 8 years ago

This already happens to me, it"s called school

gmanhunt 2 years ago

I'll do a really crappy job, or don't do any work at all. What are they going to do? Fire me? lmao

Lydiaz 11 years ago

All those youtubers! Eh eh eh...

Austintter 9 years ago

Porn Star

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago

I would be happy with just one woman to love.

A-BUTTon 9 years ago

Gigity goo.

Your fear 11 years ago

I have to work 11 hours a day 7 days a week and i fkin hate my job so y not

Schplexus 5 years ago

So, tell me, where"s the upside?

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TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago

Wow, you actually messed up the chain comment

DannyKoetsier 8 years ago

Ofcours why not

Christopher Paluch 13 years ago

sex through the 8 hours per day, u cant lose your job.....its forced upon, loophole achieved!

Starslayer 10 years ago

Scarlet Johansson and Emma Watson as well as Emma stone

Elduin5949 11 years ago

Bad day at work = unlimited sex. Hell yeah

isaacdelyon 9 years ago

What is with all these sexual ones? Gross. Lose lose.

Sans fan49 10 years ago

Can't u quit ur job?

skullkid 11 years ago

I would just got and have sex the other 16 hrs a day

paulaSofia 11 years ago

If my work is sex......

nfimvtfrf 6 years ago

hey squadron buy me nitro

ericthedude17 11 years ago

yup...

Russ 10 years ago

So basically sex and school?

hannabanana 8 years ago

Im 12 soooooooooo

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Calmdown8 11 years ago

I make sex my boss to give me more free time :D

Satan'sPenis 10 years ago

This is my life minus the sex and an hour of work.

TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago

I don’t need this as an asexual

Mcrmy 11 years ago

Well I can have a job doing nothing soooo

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