Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 5 months ago

My dream job is being paid a lot to just live my life as i want.

bluefood 10 years ago

I was waiting for someone to say "like the doctor"

PurpleMS 5 years ago

They say that everywhere

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lee-ann 11 years ago

Finally a solution

JL1776 8 years ago

Word

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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

INTROVERTS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HumanitysStrongestWindexLover 11 years ago

Alone as in no partner or no friends? Because I need my friends, but I hate the thought of a romantic relationship e-e

Doflamingo 10 years ago

for how long are we "alone".... Illuminati confirmed

skidmark634 10 years ago

what? bad side? I like being alone.

ivegotnothing 9 years ago

adopt a kid so you aren't truly alone

pikachu1626 9 years ago

hell yeah but a baby for me coz i want to raise the baby

Fj Singh 13 years ago

unless you are a Porn Star!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Travis, that"s what onlyfans is for.

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Touhoulicious 11 years ago

I'm an introvert so...*Yao Ming face*

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

im forever alone anyways...

JLGLINK1 9 years ago

I would suicide of depression because of that

TheBrainMaster 9 years ago

I can have my dream Job without being alone. Just don't press the button and work harder.

Sonya Robel 13 years ago

considering the fact that my dream job is to be a wedding planner, that'd be pretty depressing.

Memeteam 6 years ago

Why is that your dream job.

Skram 11 years ago

Im a kid

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

So kids like to be lonely and have no friends, or are you implying that you can't have your dream job? You know, there are kids out there who have jobs, like kid actors, and... *cough* child labor *cough*.

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89NobleWolfReborn97 11 years ago

*whose

89NobleWolfReborn97 11 years ago

This is a false dilemma. There are people who's dream job is to be a stay-at-home mom/dad, so they cannot have their dream job and be alone at the same time.

Samirah 12 years ago

dream job.... IT.... least favorite part about living? socializing with [stupid]people! I see no problem here!

Josiah Rooney 13 years ago

So, full stack developer?

tychohuybers 11 years ago

how is your comment from 46 years ago?

Miguel Angel 13 years ago

I hate people, so, im good

Weirdessa 10 years ago

THAN PAY SOMEONE TO MARRY YOU XD

DarkMoonGamer 11 years ago

My dream job is to be alone so win-win

Titan-x 7 years ago

Professional lazy asshole my job is not timed salary 1mil per hr and i get to do what i want play games go for it have your butler clean the house and make you food do it wana jack off jack off wanna fuck a girls fuck her perfect job

PhoenixBB 11 years ago

I don't see a downside

ManuelSilvaSerrano 9 years ago

heckk yeah two things i love! and wheres the bad fact????

Andrius 9 years ago

My dream job is being a WWE superstar, soI would have millions of fans

fellovesfood 11 years ago

Lol what if my dream job is to be a trophy wife?

djcool232 10 years ago

I love one directio

Rofl47 11 years ago

Well, youtube's a fun job. I'd not have anyone to share the games with, but that doesn't mean pets and friends are out of the question.

Apexking 5 years ago

Well not much of a difference for me

Extrayoghurt 12 years ago

I don't understand how you can use words "dream" and "job" in one sentence.

ButtonGod 8 years ago

I'm already lonely and that means I'll just think of job that will make me rich

ArKade47 10 years ago

dream job isn't worth my social time

pikachu1626 9 years ago

1 I want to be a singer and 2 when I make it big I want it to be coz of my voice and not coz I pushed a butten

ErdoS 11 years ago

alrdy have dream job + friends so... hard pass on that!

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

Cool. I get to be a architect. Who cares about love anyway?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

"Alone" doesn't only mean from love. You will also be alone from your friends and family.

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Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago

Screw that i would go insane

legakeir575 10 years ago

I'm already alone

Legend.nintendo101 10 years ago

Me already

uughthesefuckingquestions 9 years ago

all I ever wanted

GameGeneration 9 years ago

Forever alone.

ThugLife$$ 11 years ago

Oh hell no

webbinlink 10 years ago

Um? Down side?

Sharky0456 5 years ago

31% of people need to reevaluate their work life balance

Sharky0456 5 years ago

or are just introverts ig

Solarstrike 12 years ago

*asexuals/romantics press the button to infinity*

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

You will be ALONE. This includes not having friends/family.

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Meet Stanley.

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Anyone get the reference?

spoopy.dapper.nick on Instagram 10 years ago

Like the doctor.

Winlee620 9 years ago

I wanna be a doctor tho... that means I can't cure anyone since I'm alone forever...

ActualDaughterOfSatan 9 years ago

I think it means "no friends/love life" not "no interaction" :-)

meatloave 5 months ago

you can be 'alone' on a crowded city street , you can even be ' alone' lying in a bed next to someone you had sex with , having sex with or will have sex with. Alone doesnt mean lonely or isolated.

ChristianNelson 10 years ago

wow

Foxshade2005 7 years ago

Well i already planned on being alone for the rest of my life. Technically speaking, if this is relationship-wise, just be a hoe, yknow? As far as friends and stuff, i already seclude myself so, lol.

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