*gunshot*
oh no, silly me! it was an accident.
i think
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Ch0colateBar9 years ago
you HAVE to ACCIDENTALLY?WHAT??
greaterfiend4 years ago
Ive heard of it happening. Thats just one way. Drop something off a ladder at work, make a wrong fix in a piece od equipment, there are plenty of ways. Youd still go to jail.
Knowing me it's a shit job anyway so I should find a new one
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oldnotweak9 years ago
accidentally is the worst way to kill anything
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Fries Mirage12 years ago
-have to
-accidentally
wat
Tricky8 years ago
"accidents"...
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Tempestt Motionless Downing12 years ago
Pfffft, accidentally
quickstirke8 years ago
Yeah, there are PLENTY of people I would LOVE to murder as well
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Torrey Lindsey12 years ago
shit, that was an accident
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Knw10229 years ago
Goodbye Justin Beiber
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MurdeR 9 years ago
i would kill keemstar.
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greaterfiend4 years ago
The "job" I have will never fire me and even if they did theyd just rehire me. I cant even call it a real job anyway.
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62801410 years ago
*accidentally shoots president in the nards* oops... I was aiming at an Isis general
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Roz9 years ago
A man with my talents can get a better job.
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Tony_the_real_gamer7 years ago
Kill a man is bad thing
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TheRealColin9 years ago
I like my job!
(I own an art shop so I get to make cups with kids)
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
WHOOPS, ACCIDENTLY KILLED A STUPID CLASSMATE WHO KEPT SAYING THEY WERE "A MAN"
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TREXSUPER7 years ago
I can choose men who i wanna kill and i not being fired so no downside
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