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Loophole man9 years ago
That's what happens when you do drugs that aren't weed, kids
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bruh420cat9 years ago
So basically, you are giving me an exuse for stealing things, but the exude is the truth and only I know that
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Michael Collins12 years ago
I really don't care what people think
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MonsterToby9 years ago
Of i get everything i will get aids right?
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Slima11last year
I think that's called "Stealing"
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WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago
If the police thinks I stole it, than it's not that good...
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dankmemes1018 years ago
Free respect?
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Ahhhhhhhhh694204 years ago
Hey. We did not steal it. We legally took it
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Brenna Wiley12 years ago
I already get accused of stealing stuff.
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Icode18 years ago
everything means i can get the power to be god of reality and time cant steal that
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Thermophile9 years ago
Will the be able to prove it?
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Aliki31139 years ago
The police would think it too.
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KawaiiSparkyBubbles1239 years ago
My everyday life.
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jklol20009 years ago
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Santana7 years ago
Dick pic
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JelloGoat20029 years ago
I would not be able to deal with that...
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igor45988 years ago
Ill get free proof i didnt steal it.
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NubsMcHatred9 years ago
I will not because ill get in trouble with the law
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Liegemaximo3 years ago
Theo cops don't like this
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DogeDaDoge10 years ago
NO GODDAMN PROOFS
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whatdidyousay9 years ago
How do you steal something that for you is suddenly free.....
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AsuraShun6 years ago
It"s not a crime if you aren't caught
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Axel Kipp12 years ago
50/50. Not very surprised
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Winchent7 years ago
SO I STOLE IT IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN
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101titan1019 years ago
If the authorities come knockin' I'm sure 2 islands, 5 houses, 20 slaves, a few states and $1 billion will change there minds, but as biff said Back To The Future 2, I OWN THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Oh yeah, because you can totally steal a dragon.
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DragonFireHeart8 months ago
WELL. IF YOU KILL AND EAT EVERYONE THERE IS NO ONE TO THINK THAT YOU ARE STEALING. ALSO, IN THIS WORLD, EVERYONE IS STEALING. IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH, PEOPLE STEAL FROM YOU AND EAT YOU.
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ELZEE99910 years ago
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DabQueen8 years ago
wtf google thats just fucked up to do this to us
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ORYX9 years ago
they think THINK!!!!
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phrog4 years ago
they will need to prove it
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Lìu Hý Hùng12 years ago
i'm a police
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Joshmaster8088 years ago
You thought "Thought"
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pressingforeverornever7 years ago
Everyone just "thinks". First of all, they can forget it. Second of all, there is no proof. Problem solved. Plus, you can make something like an Ignore-o-matic to make them just ignore it. #genius
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DummDummGamingg9 years ago
if you purchase it for free there should be a receipt and proof you have obtained it for free
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Joey eck9 years ago
So u comet theft
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TheAlphaKitten9 years ago
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