So have schizophrenia and THINK a white Morgan Freeman on a Manta ray with wings gives you stuff? Enter catchy one liner!
Loophole man10 years ago
That's what happens when you do drugs that aren't weed, kids
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bruh420cat11 years ago
So basically, you are giving me an exuse for stealing things, but the exude is the truth and only I know that
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Michael Collins13 years ago
I really don't care what people think
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DoodleFungus10 years ago
No reason not to press. You can use it if you want.
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DigitalDaggers11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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L30iOS9 years ago
i can i get a job and buy a phone to record the proof i didn’t steal it.
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calum5sos11 years ago
idc what they think i get vip concert tickets for free
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Love1019 years ago
Prefer to be rich and buy it
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xX_G0D_Xx11 years ago
Get a potion for infinite power. Use your power to convince everyone you stole nothing
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Titouan844204 years ago
you are like using your new jordands cuz you can (not like i)
and a cop makes a 360 noscope on you
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Icode110 years ago
thinks not knows big dif
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VelocityRaptor2811 years ago
woohoo now i can give to charity without penalty
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DaddyDeVito6 years ago
Literally may as well just steal it then...
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Jessica Ray13 years ago
Is start getting things that would take a lot of intelligence to steal.
So all my closest friends and family think I'm some sort of criminal mastermind.
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Kmayhem4211 years ago
Does this include the cops......and the judge........... and the jury...........? Yeaahhhh, guess so.
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KittensAreCute1059 years ago
This question does not have any stated amount of time that other people think you stole the stuff. The think it for a millisecond.
Kittenlover1019 years ago
I agree with you and your username. CAT LOVERS UNITE!
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Pds31410 years ago
Isn't this just stealing?
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prolinette11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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AWESOMENESS240411 years ago
i will show them my reciepts
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TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
The ability to turn into a catgirl.
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looplolpop12 years ago
Get a camera. Photograph the moment he gives it to you.
BOOM. Not stolen. Maybe robbed, but everyone only believes it is stolen,not robbed.
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Tommy-Atkins9 years ago
Technically if you get everything for free you did steal it.
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greaterfiend7 years ago
If you get everything for free, you probably did steal it.
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Nick Talucci13 years ago
They can think whatever the hell they want
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Fatdoope10 years ago
Show the receipt a d be like das rite bitches I'm rich^_^
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SSJ3Adean11 years ago
Not like it'll do anything
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youtubefan432111 years ago
brain was them duh :)
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anonymousish9 years ago
They can think, but they can't prove it can they? XD
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WhoTheHellAmI?11 years ago
If the police thinks I stole it, than it's not that good...
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Free respect?
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MonsterToby10 years ago
Of i get everything i will get aids right?
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Icode110 years ago
everything means i can get the power to be god of reality and time cant steal that
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