Will You Press The Button?

TheHappyTyranid9 years ago

So I'm going to be accused that I stole a cat when I get a girlfriend? >:D (You know what I'm sayin')

Theffects2 years ago

Cat girls are all the trend

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mouse9 years ago

BUT THAT MEANS THE POLICE THINK I DID IT AND I'LL GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!! 7/11/16

CatMan247 years ago

thats not how it works they havve to prove it

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Chris Stevenson12 years ago

No proof, no conviction

TanjiroWPhone2 years ago

This is also true with murder I know from uh…….shows…totally not personal experience

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NightShade178 years ago

If everyone thinks you stole it then how are you abe to get it for free in the first place?

Oofmangodly6 years ago

No one knows

PartyCrasher2037 years ago

No proof? No problem!

animelover228 years ago

IDC they have no proof

Christian The Best9 years ago

i will get arrested

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

with a free bail

Dedwerg7 years ago

Get the police zo they can’t arrest you.

AndyJohn7 years ago

That exists...its called theft haha

James Mitchell12 years ago

So I'm timmy turner

RNGvideoinator2 years ago

His Father: Where did you get all that stuff? Timmy: Uhh, internet! His father: And WHERE did you get the internet? Timmy: Uhhhhhhh...

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ColinBokiki8 years ago

not unless i hide it

lrb1509 years ago

So have schizophrenia and THINK a white Morgan Freeman on a Manta ray with wings gives you stuff? Enter catchy one liner!

Loophole man9 years ago

That's what happens when you do drugs that aren't weed, kids

bruh420cat9 years ago

So basically, you are giving me an exuse for stealing things, but the exude is the truth and only I know that

Michael Collins12 years ago

I really don't care what people think

101titan1019 years ago

If the authorities come knockin' I'm sure 2 islands, 5 houses, 20 slaves, a few states and $1 billion will change there minds, but as biff said Back To The Future 2, I OWN THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winchent7 years ago

SO I STOLE IT IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN

DabQueen8 years ago

wtf google thats just fucked up to do this to us

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

Oh yeah, because you can totally steal a dragon.

DragonFireHeart9 months ago

WELL. IF YOU KILL AND EAT EVERYONE THERE IS NO ONE TO THINK THAT YOU ARE STEALING. ALSO, IN THIS WORLD, EVERYONE IS STEALING. IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH, PEOPLE STEAL FROM YOU AND EAT YOU.

ELZEE99910 years ago

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ORYX9 years ago

they think THINK!!!!

phrog4 years ago

they will need to prove it

LÃ¬u HÃ½ HÃ¹ng12 years ago

i'm a police

Joshmaster8088 years ago

You thought "Thought"

pressingforeverornever7 years ago

Everyone just "thinks". First of all, they can forget it. Second of all, there is no proof. Problem solved. Plus, you can make something like an Ignore-o-matic to make them just ignore it. #genius

DummDummGamingg9 years ago

if you purchase it for free there should be a receipt and proof you have obtained it for free

Joey eck9 years ago

So u comet theft

TheAlphaKitten9 years ago

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