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Loophole man9 years ago
That's what happens when you do drugs that aren't weed, kids
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bruh420cat9 years ago
So basically, you are giving me an exuse for stealing things, but the exude is the truth and only I know that
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Michael Collins12 years ago
I really don't care what people think
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AFourTunePotato5 years ago
What is this "it" that you speak of?
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Joshua Viden12 years ago
If I get everything, I get their trust, too. Easy.
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PegaSuace8 years ago
Well... technically if you got it for free... you did steal it
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TheCulverizer9 years ago
lol That already happens!
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EpicAwesomeAryan9 years ago
TIMMY, WHY DID YOU STEAL MORGAN FREEMAN?
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SirDudeofDuke9 years ago
What's the point, if you got an X-box for free, you would never get to use it, too many police!
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Loopholez2357 years ago
Just GET proof that you didn't steal it
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Hoodedcrow310 years ago
Who cares if people THINK I stole it, I didn't so what ever
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Xray918 years ago
Hehe, you can't steal a planet, silly
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Hudson is cool9 years ago
Well...............you will probably get arrested so no.
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Yoshihomie499 years ago
I'd just go on ebay
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DefinitlyNotTord4 years ago
Lol
Heck yeah. I mean, the world was hell so it doesn't matter, Right?
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0Bennyman11 years ago
So you go to jail anyway.
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PiperKeizor7 years ago
Wait what if u stole it so it’s free?
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WELCOMEGUY8 years ago
Evin steling a girls heart :p
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MemeDream9 years ago
I can do that without the button lol
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patrikcath9 years ago
Yea why not. They have no proof of it
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k614863 years ago
IDC
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Ruby_Slippers10 years ago
Fairly odd parents
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JJrules8 years ago
Your a bitch
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
Let"s see them try to prove it.
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Jasmine Biersack12 years ago
Steal Andy Biersack idgaf bout yall :'3
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Dave-the-Penguin8 years ago
Oh look a Lamborghini! "You can have it for free!" Thanks! "Hey! You stole my Lamborghini!"
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KevoGamin9 years ago
idc if they think i stole it.
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blackheart919 years ago
i get immunity to jail and i pay for them to belive me
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looptyloop9 years ago
easy bribe the world with money
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BanHammerBrothers7 years ago
ROOOOOOOOOOOOBUX!!!!!!
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dreames9 years ago
if you get it for free but they think you stole it then you might as well just steel things right.
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lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago
So, basically I steal everything and everyone knows I stole it.
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Mieko XD9 years ago
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Press3239 years ago
So Ummmm I Have.... Uhhhh 10 SECONDS LATER... I MAGIC**POOF**.
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Alexeo19014 years ago
But they’re approval
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rebeldevil11 years ago
The court battles WOULD get tiresome after awhile..
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