Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.
Oli_BTW5 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?
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ThomasHooten7 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain
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ArKade479 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!
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Octomations7 years ago
This is how it would happen.
Assassin:*sneaks up behind me*
Me:hehehe
Assassin:time to die!
Me:well I have my special attack
Assassin:oh no!
Me:*charges up attack*
Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO!
ME:bribe
Assassin:OK
*assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world*
The end
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phamster177 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin
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vert3437 years ago
Simple fix:
Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money
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ProXelaetoR9 years ago
Sooooo... More training?
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SeemsLegit8 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!
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JamesJay8 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training
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Mdancer031810 years ago
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Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills
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the117doctor7 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.
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OnePunch8 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*
GlutNy7 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead
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giantgoat158 years ago
I hope the training was worth it
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James Neville12 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?
stand_user3 years ago
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the resemblance to periods is uncanny, really. you just get a shit load of money (and that training)
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Suit10 years ago
Challenge Accepted
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Kinky7 years ago
*Gets Ethiopia each time*
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87Oscar879 years ago
I'll be powerful anyway, and it's only 10 years.
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Cbass922 years ago
yes
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Paag0g9 years ago
Basically James Bourne but with your memories.
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aetvs129 years ago
Buy a fort
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BabySlaughterer666911 years ago
These are both downsides.
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feministsRgay10 years ago
FUCK YEA
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legakeir5759 years ago
I'm not that type of person
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Charlie Banks12 years ago
don't mind me, I'm just slapping a button 46 times in a row...
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arandomweeboo125 years ago
this is the funniest thing ever
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Stevenvo069 years ago
Hey, don't get a jackass.
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TheGinger0710 years ago
uhh... downside? you mean further training? id take that shit if i knew when to expect them so as to meat them on a rooftop somewhere. then go back to a super cool party, or back to war. either or. id either be Batman or Capn America. either or, tbh.
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ty1159 years ago
I'm trained to fight and kill so the assassin will die
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FinleyRS7 years ago
MacGyver?
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Friendlyfirestar779 years ago
About 9,000,000 dollars to protect yourself an 999,999 for food,and rthe final dollar to yourself,not really enough to yourself.
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coolguyxy8 years ago
Fuck yeah
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frisk/chara9 years ago
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GlutNy7 years ago
Hunger Games AND a hitman after me? i see no downside to this
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Owen jack9 years ago
After that camp ima probably get fat again and idk eat
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Zlaw608 years ago
Hell yeah
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Teamgrumpycat7 years ago
Get body gurads, problem sovled
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Kittycatmax0610 years ago
So if i know that i,ll just call the cops to make sure he can gard me. Right?
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Le boi9 years ago
Well you better use that training wisely mudda fucka
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Young Guappo12 years ago
Doesnt Matter at all unless they send the assassin before the training but after or during halfway the training the assassin will be like fighting a bunny as a tiger
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