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You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
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Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
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Maharidlast year
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom599 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

diddo4 years ago
Fuck yeah
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JeezBeez9 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay9 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan12345129 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter9 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios7 months ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
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Dante Shiranui12 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine8 years ago
Ikr
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Drake70119 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Gerias8 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW5 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ThomasHooten7 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ArKade479 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

Octomations7 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster177 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert3437 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

ProXelaetoR9 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

SeemsLegit8 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

JamesJay8 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Mdancer031810 years ago
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Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor7 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch8 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy7 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat158 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville12 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user3 years ago
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yohanesdevil8 years ago
the resemblance to periods is uncanny, really. you just get a shit load of money (and that training)

Suit10 years ago
Challenge Accepted

Kinky7 years ago
*Gets Ethiopia each time*

87Oscar879 years ago
I'll be powerful anyway, and it's only 10 years.

Cbass922 years ago
yes

Paag0g9 years ago
Basically James Bourne but with your memories.

aetvs129 years ago
Buy a fort

BabySlaughterer666911 years ago
These are both downsides.

feministsRgay10 years ago
FUCK YEA

legakeir5759 years ago
I'm not that type of person

Charlie Banks12 years ago
don't mind me, I'm just slapping a button 46 times in a row...

arandomweeboo125 years ago
this is the funniest thing ever

Stevenvo069 years ago
Hey, don't get a jackass.

TheGinger0710 years ago
uhh... downside? you mean further training? id take that shit if i knew when to expect them so as to meat them on a rooftop somewhere. then go back to a super cool party, or back to war. either or. id either be Batman or Capn America. either or, tbh.

ty1159 years ago
I'm trained to fight and kill so the assassin will die

FinleyRS7 years ago
MacGyver?

Friendlyfirestar779 years ago
About 9,000,000 dollars to protect yourself an 999,999 for food,and rthe final dollar to yourself,not really enough to yourself. ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

coolguyxy8 years ago
Fuck yeah

frisk/chara9 years ago
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GlutNy7 years ago
Hunger Games AND a hitman after me? i see no downside to this

Owen jack9 years ago
After that camp ima probably get fat again and idk eat

Zlaw608 years ago
Hell yeah

Teamgrumpycat7 years ago
Get body gurads, problem sovled

Kittycatmax0610 years ago
So if i know that i,ll just call the cops to make sure he can gard me. Right?

Le boi9 years ago
Well you better use that training wisely mudda fucka

Young Guappo12 years ago
Doesnt Matter at all unless they send the assassin before the training but after or during halfway the training the assassin will be like fighting a bunny as a tiger

Everythingsucksnotreally4 years ago
...Can I become Spider-cat in the training?

bigdill10009 years ago
Attempt
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