Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast year

Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom599 years ago

would anyone else have fun with this situation?

diddo4 years ago

Fuck yeah

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JeezBeez9 years ago

come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay10 years ago

Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan12345129 years ago

What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter9 years ago

Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios8 months ago

Signed: MindMaster_Studios

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Dante Shiranui12 years ago

Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine8 years ago

Ikr

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Drake70119 years ago

Use training: kill ninja

Gerias8 years ago

Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW5 years ago

emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ThomasHooten7 years ago

I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ArKade479 years ago

END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

Octomations7 years ago

This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster177 years ago

i would assasinate the assasin

vert3438 years ago

Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

ProXelaetoR9 years ago

Sooooo... More training?

SeemsLegit8 years ago

If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

JamesJay8 years ago

I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Mdancer031811 years ago

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Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago

I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor7 years ago

With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch8 years ago

With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy7 years ago

And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat158 years ago

I hope the training was worth it

James Neville12 years ago

sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user3 years ago

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bigdill10009 years ago

Attempt

DoomfallMustang5 years ago

So basically be James Bond?

HowlAlpha9 years ago

Try me bitch

Onyxx8 years ago

Let the games begin.

Greenjac00210 years ago

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SatanicPsycho6667 years ago

Honey it’s that time of the month again

LolGurl1234510 years ago

Like hunger games with Snow and the thingys he sends at 'em.

Zacattac8 years ago

once every month hide in bunker that has so many traps that even you only barely make it with a map

Firewarrior121710 years ago

I'M F*CKING KOROSENSEI OR KASUMA SENSEI GOOD F*CKING LUCK

TheREALbooperdooper9 years ago

Well if I'm paid to become a bad ass pay someone to kill the killer or I could have some fun and kick some ass

Scrubling278 years ago

It doesnt say the govt employee makes it here, or that they ever succeed

sodeep11 years ago

as long as I know the exact date, which I do, its fine

DisplayedNamelast year

I'm probably gonna die during training, and even if I survive, I'm probably gonna die again

mein-fuhrer7 years ago

The life of a negro

GlutNy7 years ago

dude no. just. no

minimite1610 years ago

Well once I have done the intensive combat, survival, and weapons training I am good to go. The government is pretty much testing me

9u4ck3rs5 years ago

Use ur 10 mill to buy a good security system

hello123212321029 years ago

buy a kick ass home security system

feministsRgay10 years ago

FUCK YEA

Dry Pussy Cleaner9 years ago

The comment section is all like 'I can totally beat that assassin'. The shits probably can't even do a press up. The training will kill them before the government could.

Thomas Koenders12 years ago

Buying all the guns: Take a M60E4, An RiotShield, A Full Body Mech Suit...

SANESS8 years ago

SANESS

Octomations7 years ago

WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?!?

Man10 years ago

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Hank Whittaker9 years ago

Can't you just bribe them, or are they brainwashed? And who the heaven says they are good, smart assassins? Wait... I just realized I'd be seeing one year of the Hunger Games... except no romance. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deathshor1027 years ago

I just feel like Blue Exorcist

neilster201510 years ago

Buy some advanced home-security. Problem solved.

oblivionprincess11 years ago

So I would hire assasins to kill the assasins

korsakof9 years ago

Keyword "attempt" so he fails every time

Star Flash10 years ago

Use the money and buy epic armor and weapons. There is no downside because you didnt say "you can only get it after the training" and also you learn badass skills

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