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You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
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Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
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Maharidlast year
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom599 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

diddo4 years ago
Fuck yeah
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JeezBeez9 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay9 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan12345129 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter9 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios5 months ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
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Drake70119 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Dante Shiranui12 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine8 years ago
Ikr
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Gerias8 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW5 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ThomasHooten7 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ArKade479 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

Octomations7 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster177 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert3437 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

ProXelaetoR9 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

SeemsLegit7 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

JamesJay8 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Mdancer031810 years ago
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Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor7 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch8 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy7 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat158 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville12 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user3 years ago
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stev0withazer09 years ago
$10,000,000? I need it! *Presses button*.... Oh shit I forgot to read the downside. *Reads downside*... Oh. So that's what I got myself into? Uh-oh... I'm fucked.

utrarafat9 years ago
but you will train for 1 year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training so u can just knockout that assasin
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0tus9 years ago
Theyre going to ATTEMPT to kill u

coolguyxy8 years ago
So I'm Jason Bourne?

godzilanicos10 years ago
If russia sends an assassin you are fucking screwed...

NikLMann7 years ago
FUN

weewee9 years ago
OKAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

Flameice2 8 years ago
Proceeds to become a cross between Jack Reacher, Jason Bourne, James Bond, and Rambo

Spark138310 years ago
Dude if it was the US id be screwed lol. We may spend too much on military but we also have the most powerful army on earth. Russia would probably murder me too

YummerTummer4 months ago
It never says that you have to kill them. You could be chill with them!

NoJaDu9 years ago
I don't like combat. #iamnowhated

coolguyxy8 years ago
Yes. Yes you are

BlitzPanda8 years ago
Hire a group of assassins to assassinate the assassin lol and use ur skills to start your own "business"

abcx8 years ago
I don't know how much an assassination costs, but I'm not sure $10,000,000 is enough to have assassins fight 120 well-trained assassines.

Mehmet Candan12 years ago
why not?

Springtrat1013 years ago
Hm, go in a large open feild, wear bullet proof stuff, kill asasin

The king apple9 years ago
Sounds fun were do i sign up at???

Justjkr9 years ago
As long as Russia and the USA are saved until later, you'd have the training to survive anyways.

RhineMapper5 years ago
I would pay the assassin more then the Government and hire Bodyguards and would tell the Internet of this and the Government would be in a huge scandal because they want to kill a not guilty civilian

unkindnessofravens9 years ago
And the downside is?

TenRan4328 years ago
It wouldn't matter if I went to assassin school. Plus, I could have fun with the assassins

SuperButtonPresser1108 years ago
That sounded f*cked up

GodDammitBilly9 years ago
If they find me they can try but they will fail

FattyTheFat9 years ago
So an awesome and BA life and if I'm lazy I can just get super-good bodyguards, and I get an incredible business empire if I use it right? HELL YA!

yohanesdevil8 years ago
the resemblance to periods is uncanny, really. you just get a shit load of money (and that training)

Suit10 years ago
Challenge Accepted

Kinky7 years ago
*Gets Ethiopia each time*

87Oscar879 years ago
I'll be powerful anyway, and it's only 10 years.

BabySlaughterer666911 years ago
These are both downsides.

Cbass922 years ago
yes

Paag0g9 years ago
Basically James Bourne but with your memories.

aetvs129 years ago
Buy a fort
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