Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.
Oli_BTW6 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?
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ArKade4710 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!
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ThomasHooten8 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain
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ProXelaetoR11 years ago
Sooooo... More training?
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Octomations9 years ago
This is how it would happen.
Assassin:*sneaks up behind me*
Me:hehehe
Assassin:time to die!
Me:well I have my special attack
Assassin:oh no!
Me:*charges up attack*
Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO!
ME:bribe
Assassin:OK
*assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world*
The end
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phamster179 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin
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vert3439 years ago
Simple fix:
Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money
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SeemsLegit9 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!
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Mdancer031812 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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JamesJay10 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training
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Itsyogurl_heaven8 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills
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the117doctor9 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.
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OnePunch9 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*
GlutNy9 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead
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giantgoat159 years ago
I hope the training was worth it
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James Neville13 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?
stand_user4 years ago
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as long as I know the exact date, which I do, its fine
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DisplayedName3 years ago
I'm probably gonna die during training, and even if I survive, I'm probably gonna die again
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mein-fuhrer9 years ago
The life of a negro
GlutNy8 years ago
dude no. just. no
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minimite1611 years ago
Well once I have done the intensive combat, survival, and weapons training I am good to go. The government is pretty much testing me
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Scrubling2710 years ago
It doesnt say the govt employee makes it here, or that they ever succeed
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feministsRgay11 years ago
FUCK YEA
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Dry Pussy Cleaner10 years ago
The comment section is all like 'I can totally beat that assassin'.
The shits probably can't even do a press up. The training will kill them before the government could.
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Thomas Koenders13 years ago
Buying all the guns:
Take a M60E4,
An RiotShield,
A Full Body Mech Suit...
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9u4ck3rs6 years ago
Use ur 10 mill to buy a good security system
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hello1232123210211 years ago
buy a kick ass home security system
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Man11 years ago
rnnoonernDO NOT STOP READING OR YOU WILL DIE IN 1980 A MAN CALLED CARLOS TUSHKIA DIED IN YOUR ROOM WAS MURDERED BY A SPIRIT, he ignored A MESSAGE AND WAS KILLED AFTER THAT DAY HE torment PEOPLE WHO IGNORE THESE MESSAGES TYPES AND WHO IGNORE THAT DEAD WILL ...[Show full comment]
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Hank Whittaker10 years ago
Can't you just bribe them, or are they brainwashed? And who the heaven says they are good, smart assassins? Wait...
I just realized I'd be seeing one year of the Hunger Games... except no romance.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deathshor1028 years ago
I just feel like Blue Exorcist
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neilster201511 years ago
Buy some advanced home-security. Problem solved.
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SANESS9 years ago
SANESS
Octomations9 years ago
WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?!?
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korsakof11 years ago
Keyword "attempt" so he fails every time
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Star Flash11 years ago
Use the money and buy epic armor and weapons.
There is no downside because you didnt say "you can only get it after the training" and also you learn badass skills
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JamesJay10 years ago
So much fun
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oblivionprincess12 years ago
So I would hire assasins to kill the assasins
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IoIlast year
lol
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Kittycatmax0611 years ago
So yeaah! Sorry
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areyousavage10 years ago
well you would be better to not be dead and dead forever
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Young Guappo13 years ago
Also meaning any time into the training youlle be able to beat the assassin
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creeper_cody085 years ago
i will give my enimies a slow and painful death
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Ch3lr111 years ago
MLG PROOOOOOO
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Scorcher__10 years ago
I WILL BE FREAKIN TRAINED TO KILL THEM
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Xavier Clouatre13 years ago
why f*cking not
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shevalras6 years ago
Hell yeah, that"s just some extra training so why not lmao
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