Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.
Oli_BTW5 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?
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ThomasHooten7 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain
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ArKade479 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!
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Octomations7 years ago
This is how it would happen.
Assassin:*sneaks up behind me*
Me:hehehe
Assassin:time to die!
Me:well I have my special attack
Assassin:oh no!
Me:*charges up attack*
Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO!
ME:bribe
Assassin:OK
*assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world*
The end
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phamster177 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin
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vert3437 years ago
Simple fix:
Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money
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ProXelaetoR9 years ago
Sooooo... More training?
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SeemsLegit7 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!
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JamesJay8 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training
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Mdancer031810 years ago
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Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills
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the117doctor7 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.
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OnePunch8 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*
GlutNy7 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead
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giantgoat158 years ago
I hope the training was worth it
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James Neville12 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?
stand_user3 years ago
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$10,000,000? I need it! *Presses button*.... Oh shit I forgot to read the downside. *Reads downside*... Oh. So that's what I got myself into? Uh-oh... I'm fucked.
utrarafat9 years ago
but you will train for 1 year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training so u can just knockout that assasin
If russia sends an assassin you are fucking screwed...
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NikLMann7 years ago
FUN
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weewee9 years ago
OKAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
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Flameice2 8 years ago
Proceeds to become a cross between Jack Reacher, Jason Bourne, James Bond, and Rambo
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Spark138310 years ago
Dude if it was the US id be screwed lol. We may spend too much on military but we also have the most powerful army on earth. Russia would probably murder me too
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YummerTummer4 months ago
It never says that you have to kill them. You could be chill with them!
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NoJaDu9 years ago
I don't like combat.
#iamnowhated
coolguyxy8 years ago
Yes. Yes you are
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BlitzPanda8 years ago
Hire a group of assassins to assassinate the assassin lol and use ur skills to start your own "business"
abcx8 years ago
I don't know how much an assassination costs, but I'm not sure $10,000,000 is enough to have assassins fight 120 well-trained assassines.
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Mehmet Candan12 years ago
why not?
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Springtrat1013 years ago
Hm, go in a large open feild, wear bullet proof stuff, kill asasin
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The king apple9 years ago
Sounds fun were do i sign up at???
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Justjkr9 years ago
As long as Russia and the USA are saved until later, you'd have the training to survive anyways.
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RhineMapper5 years ago
I would pay the assassin more then the Government and hire Bodyguards and would tell the Internet of this and the Government would be in a huge scandal because they want to kill a not guilty civilian
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unkindnessofravens9 years ago
And the downside is?
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TenRan4328 years ago
It wouldn't matter if I went to assassin school. Plus, I could have fun with the assassins
SuperButtonPresser1108 years ago
That sounded f*cked up
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GodDammitBilly9 years ago
If they find me they can try but they will fail
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
So an awesome and BA life and if I'm lazy I can just get super-good bodyguards, and I get an incredible business empire if I use it right? HELL YA!
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yohanesdevil8 years ago
the resemblance to periods is uncanny, really. you just get a shit load of money (and that training)
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