51351 (50%) 50605 (50%)
51351 (50%) people have pressed this button, while 50605 (50%) did not.
You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
but
Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
Next

Maharid 3 years ago
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

Ivannetre2040 10 months ago
Yeahhh
Load more replies

JeezBeez 11 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay 11 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan1234512 11 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter 11 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios 2 years ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
Load more replies

Dante Shiranui 13 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine 9 years ago
Ikr
Load more replies

Drake7011 11 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Gerias 10 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW 6 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ArKade47 10 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

ThomasHooten 8 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ProXelaetoR 11 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

Octomations 9 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster17 9 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert343 9 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

Mdancer0318 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

JamesJay 10 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Itsyogurl_heaven 8 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor 9 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch 9 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy 9 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat15 9 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville 13 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user 4 years ago
here ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________... [Show full comment]
Load more replies

sodeep 12 years ago
as long as I know the exact date, which I do, its fine

DisplayedName 3 years ago
I'm probably gonna die during training, and even if I survive, I'm probably gonna die again

mein-fuhrer 9 years ago
The life of a negro

GlutNy 8 years ago
dude no. just. no

minimite16 11 years ago
Well once I have done the intensive combat, survival, and weapons training I am good to go. The government is pretty much testing me

Scrubling27 10 years ago
It doesnt say the govt employee makes it here, or that they ever succeed

feministsRgay 11 years ago
FUCK YEA

Dry Pussy Cleaner 10 years ago
The comment section is all like 'I can totally beat that assassin'. The shits probably can't even do a press up. The training will kill them before the government could.

Thomas Koenders 13 years ago
Buying all the guns: Take a M60E4, An RiotShield, A Full Body Mech Suit...

9u4ck3rs 6 years ago
Use ur 10 mill to buy a good security system

hello12321232102 11 years ago
buy a kick ass home security system

Man 11 years ago
rnnoonernDO NOT STOP READING OR YOU WILL DIE IN 1980 A MAN CALLED CARLOS TUSHKIA DIED IN YOUR ROOM WAS MURDERED BY A SPIRIT, he ignored A MESSAGE AND WAS KILLED AFTER THAT DAY HE torment PEOPLE WHO IGNORE THESE MESSAGES TYPES AND WHO IGNORE THAT DEAD WILL ... [Show full comment]

Hank Whittaker 10 years ago
Can't you just bribe them, or are they brainwashed? And who the heaven says they are good, smart assassins? Wait... I just realized I'd be seeing one year of the Hunger Games... except no romance. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deathshor102 8 years ago
I just feel like Blue Exorcist

neilster2015 11 years ago
Buy some advanced home-security. Problem solved.

SANESS 9 years ago
SANESS

Octomations 9 years ago
WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?!?

korsakof 11 years ago
Keyword "attempt" so he fails every time

Star Flash 11 years ago
Use the money and buy epic armor and weapons. There is no downside because you didnt say "you can only get it after the training" and also you learn badass skills

JamesJay 10 years ago
So much fun

oblivionprincess 12 years ago
So I would hire assasins to kill the assasins

IoI last year
lol

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago
So yeaah! Sorry

areyousavage 10 years ago
well you would be better to not be dead and dead forever

Young Guappo 13 years ago
Also meaning any time into the training youlle be able to beat the assassin

creeper_cody08 5 years ago
i will give my enimies a slow and painful death

Ch3lr1 11 years ago
MLG PROOOOOOO

Scorcher__ 10 years ago
I WILL BE FREAKIN TRAINED TO KILL THEM

Xavier Clouatre 13 years ago
why f*cking not

shevalras 6 years ago
Hell yeah, that"s just some extra training so why not lmao
Load more comments