Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast year

WORTH IT!

drewhersch9 years ago

Just make yourself 2 pounds and super tiny so you can fit into small places and find the 5 years of your life.

KC_Lovaxlast year

Bug brain time

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Sensei8 years ago

I pressed a button before that made me immune to aging. Ha.

EthanSchwindt8 years ago

Me to

Shelby McDonald12 years ago

I can already control my weight, biatch.

BigChungus10094 years ago

Yah is ez

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SnowBall9 years ago

I do not give a fuck!

BlackCat227 years ago

I could be a super hero, I can fly while being super light and then make myself a billion tonnes and smush guys

ValerieParker7 years ago

That means, I would be able to manipulate my own weight. That would certainly be fun. And I don't want to live past the age of 65, anyway. Body weight does not equal body composition, btw. I would pretty much be the same size, whether I decide to "lose" or "gain"100 lbs.

Couchsessel9 years ago

Can I put my weight to a negative level? If so I'm totally in.

Duder9 years ago

If you can control it you can pretty much fly

SexFaceD10 years ago

Great now i can beat records and weigh 3 million pounds!!!!

Thrilmalia11 years ago

I´m happy with my weight and need those 5 years..

Nicholas Barker12 years ago

Im underweight

23lindsaam4 years ago

lol we try toodles. some of us eat like pigs and still can't gain weight xD

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Yi-Ying Lu12 years ago

sure I can be a thousand tons and squish people if I want... or feather light and float to places or whatever.

king samoria8 years ago

You will jave good luck forever if you find the ;- ::::::::::::::::::::::;::::::::::::

Jack Valentine12 years ago

im fat

RainBro9 years ago

My weight is perfectly under control.

Hulk_SMASHTHATBUTTON9 years ago

on avrage 85 for males so 80 and I dont have to have a medacation cocktail in my body F#$% YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nixer38 years ago

Set negavite weight an fly?...

planetlucas3 years ago

win-win

bulletbill5610 years ago

You can already control your weight, it's called a diet

Cuteo8 years ago

Well u might die more than 5 years earlier than u should from being under/over weight also left handed people die 10 years earlier so eh and I am left handed so it will just probs land in the area of leftie death

DaWhiteUnicorn9 years ago

Well, if I can control my weight, I'm probably going to live a lot longer than I am at the current moment. :)

Salix8 years ago

I FOUND THE 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE THEY WERE UNDER THE COUCH CUSHION

Lanosa9 years ago

It's not so hard without pressing a button.

23lindsaam4 years ago

It seems not many people here have realized that controlling weight doesn't have to mean skinnier. If you"re underweight or whatever, you can change it.

GrassMaster9 years ago

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Eggmaster7 years ago

(turns lighter than air) SEE YA SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

Suchtkrebs9 years ago

I can get so light, that I can walk on water!

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

squid_water9 years ago

I could loss 50 punds in a 1 year or so, so worst buttom of my life

MikeTysonlast year

I'm Mike Tyson

Neminess8 years ago

I see no downsides.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

imortal from other threads.

rinacerous9974 years ago

And u can make urself super heavy like 1000 tons

Zyzz Shavershian9 years ago

Look at me cunt. Look at me. Do I look like I need this. Fuark

blubuggie6 years ago

I'm fat and already want to die

thatdudedotcom9 years ago

That would be awesome i could be superhero

alFxnzx7 years ago

Ima hopefully die when im like 70 and i dont really see the difference in 70 or 65 so...

EverFreeGaming9 years ago

Yeah, Now I can live my Feederism fantasy

dragon ball9 years ago

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PLOGZ9 years ago

So i sit on someone and then all of the sudden i become 1000000 Kilo man hehehehehehe

Animallover246783 years ago

fine

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YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago

I make my weight so perfect and healthy so I don't die of old age

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