Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast year

WORTH IT!

drewhersch9 years ago

Just make yourself 2 pounds and super tiny so you can fit into small places and find the 5 years of your life.

sregiinetahi2 months ago

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Sensei8 years ago

I pressed a button before that made me immune to aging. Ha.

EthanSchwindt8 years ago

Me to

Shelby McDonald12 years ago

I can already control my weight, biatch.

BigChungus10094 years ago

Yah is ez

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SnowBall10 years ago

I do not give a fuck!

BlackCat227 years ago

I could be a super hero, I can fly while being super light and then make myself a billion tonnes and smush guys

ValerieParker7 years ago

That means, I would be able to manipulate my own weight. That would certainly be fun. And I don't want to live past the age of 65, anyway. Body weight does not equal body composition, btw. I would pretty much be the same size, whether I decide to "lose" or "gain"100 lbs.

Couchsessel9 years ago

Can I put my weight to a negative level? If so I'm totally in.

Duder9 years ago

If you can control it you can pretty much fly

SexFaceD10 years ago

Great now i can beat records and weigh 3 million pounds!!!!

Thrilmalia11 years ago

I´m happy with my weight and need those 5 years..

Nicholas Barker12 years ago

Im underweight

23lindsaam5 years ago

lol we try toodles. some of us eat like pigs and still can't gain weight xD

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Yi-Ying Lu12 years ago

sure I can be a thousand tons and squish people if I want... or feather light and float to places or whatever.

king samoria9 years ago

You will jave good luck forever if you find the ;- ::::::::::::::::::::::;::::::::::::

Jack Valentine12 years ago

im fat

Lamvbk9 years ago

i like livng sooo yeah

WereDragonKing10 years ago

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mazmaz9 years ago

meh, sure why not..

khatkadabanewala2 years ago

you can control your weight by exercise. its very simple

hatner10 years ago

With the things I've done for my weight I've probably lost five years already.

GaylordRetard8 years ago

I welcome death with open arms.

gfdfcf4 years ago

kill yourself right after pressing it to prove a point

Weed9 years ago

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BatmoIRINA10 years ago

So, 50% people care more about how they look, not about to live and have more time to see the beauty of the life.(I know that there are bad things too, don't be a bitch)

Roop a' Doop10 years ago

I hope you regret your grammar, at least. | V

Elemental_Angel7 years ago

Soo....

Wesley W.R.N.S9 years ago

Hey what am I missing, I'm just a........................... 90 pound 67 year old man.....!

newton4 months ago

我的体重一直都很理想

Ms. Emmy The Black Rose10 years ago

*Dies next day*

420dollarnosebleed8 years ago

I'm already probably gonna die young so what"s five more years?

rinacerous9974 years ago

also not be able too move

grabmyassbutt11 years ago

Losing five years > anorexia

GohanIsFav59 years ago

If you can control your wieght could you make s that it counters the 5 years lost?

FOXFIRE7779 years ago

We can work out wait a minute maybe you can't lift #Rekt

datboiiii9 years ago

[email protected]

TheMiningMushroom10 years ago

YOu already can control your weight if you stop being lazy!

imboutmyskrilla5 years ago

5 years aint even that much tho

BajanAmerican9510 years ago

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Sage1169 years ago

I pressed a button earlier that made me immortal with no downsides so........

HaydenWorley8 years ago

ummm i already do

halochief123459 years ago

idc for losing 5 yrs of my life

mewingkitty10 years ago

We can all already control our weight. No button needed. Actually, you need to get up off your ass and stop pressing these buttons if your weight is a problem.