Will You Press The Button?

Swimpienatorlast year

ha i was immortal from the last button press

Mitchell9 years ago

Well getting old is a kind of physical disorder, it causes your body to degrade phisicaly. If u never get old, u never die. So, what is half of infinity

Shadowlegend_910 months ago

Infinity / 2

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1337master7 years ago

NO! My mental disorders make me who I am! And I actually kinda love my anxiety, because I live With it, sooo... Don't judge me! *Jumps out of window, shredding at the saxophone while doing so*

big BOOM9 years ago

i hate my life anyway

Trey KrazyGalaxy Nielsen12 years ago

i'd rather have the shemigani eye

bucketofblonk3 years ago

velocityraptor omg you were the one that made the shimigani eye button

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CollinCarter7 years ago

Downside. Not. Detected.

Happyhaby8 years ago

Yep

Iain Cavins12 years ago

Plot Twist: life expectancy raises to 200 years old in the near future.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

No thanks. I'd rather have ADHD

Schplexus4 years ago

Well ADD counts as ADHD as far as I know.

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Drey Blevins12 years ago

As someone who is sick a lot of the time (I had cancer earlier this year) I would do this. I would do this hard.

Deeznutsgotem'9 years ago

*i would do this hard* *pokerface*

never2569 years ago

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SsAnDeRsOn29 years ago

No thanks I want to live a full life

Austin Whitlow12 years ago

isn't death considered an illness on med bottles?

lion239 years ago

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bloodyfox1104 years ago

Y E S :^)

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

All the edgy dark kids are like. OH I totally am a psychopath so I better press the button

Heromine41239 years ago

I already don't get sick so there is no point

Pig2079 years ago

dying of old age doesnt exist, its just your boddy not being strong enough to fight of deseases, and since you cant get diseases... -Hunter

tintin515329 years ago

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peppermintgamer9 years ago

Muchael learn to fucking read. It said lose all kinds disorders BUT reduced lifetime. It's not a lose/lose its still a dillemma.

Bobbychadwick8 years ago

Yes!

Fanning11 months ago

Then I will have a short but happy life

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago

Going by how long people in my family tend to live, I would only make it to 40 or at most 50 years. Pass

coo! cat9 years ago

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BorbingoBoy9 years ago

I wanna loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago

Otisam weirdly makes me smart for some reason I'm more intelligent them my high school cousin

lion239 years ago

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roseverdict7 years ago

I GET TO LIVE THE NEXT 40 YEARS FREE FROM DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY ＨＥＣＫＹＥＡＨ

DABOSS5413459 years ago

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Crusader21138 years ago

Death is physical so...

jake139 years ago

I like having dollusions though

Simyn648 years ago

WTC is wrong with commenting don't you just hate when it does this.rn Its so weird

Simyn648 years ago

OMFG it did it twice wtf

Nosger9 years ago

But I Presses a button before Two minutes, wich said, I will Life Forever. Mathematic description, Please!

lion239 years ago

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Schplexus4 years ago

I like some of my disorders. Some others are hell tho.

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

Lol I have no diseases or anything, I wouldn't press this button if it reduced my life expectancy by 10% xD

LevinKiss7 years ago

Hell no

Derpy_Link9 years ago

Who's to say that I wouldn't live to 200?

KidScion9 years ago

My ADHD is what makes me, me, do I think I'll not click that button.

Dark_Raven979 years ago

so im dead now or isit the time left wich is halved?

lavaleader9 years ago

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Pickleszach8 years ago

If you get no sickness your lifetime is majorly extended so the 50% that is taken will still leave you with a longer than average lifetime.

BorbingoBoy9 years ago

Leave* xD

Uriel VÃ¡zquez12 years ago

And lose the sick leaves? No, thanks.

rexafun129 years ago

i said I will not cause I think that i'd rather live longer and see my freinds more

lunastarshine9 years ago

I have cancer now.

lion239 years ago

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jshaw719 years ago

Why not? even though if I don't have many years left as it is, may as well spend them healthy...

Chazrave9 years ago

@lavaleader have you no life?

Leg8 years ago

The Last one said I had any superpower, so I choose immortality.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

Have fun when the sun dies

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