26955 (28%) 69943 (72%)
26955 (28%) people have pressed this button, while 69943 (72%) did not.
You lose any physical and psycological disorders and will never get sick again.
but
Your lifetime is reduced by 50%.
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Swimpienator 3 years ago
ha i was immortal from the last button press

Mitchell 10 years ago
Well getting old is a kind of physical disorder, it causes your body to degrade phisicaly. If u never get old, u never die. So, what is half of infinity

meatloave last year
Excellent loophole! Half of infinity? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......a bunch? A bunch sounds right
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big BOOM 11 years ago
i hate my life anyway

1337master 9 years ago
NO! My mental disorders make me who I am! And I actually kinda love my anxiety, because I live With it, sooo... Don't judge me! *Jumps out of window, shredding at the saxophone while doing so*

Trey KrazyGalaxy Nielsen 13 years ago
i'd rather have the shemigani eye

bucketofblonk 5 years ago
velocityraptor omg you were the one that made the shimigani eye button
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CollinCarter 9 years ago
Downside. Not. Detected.

Happyhaby 9 years ago
Yep

Iain Cavins 13 years ago
Plot Twist: life expectancy raises to 200 years old in the near future.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
No thanks. I'd rather have ADHD

Schplexus 6 years ago
Well ADD counts as ADHD as far as I know.
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Drey Blevins 13 years ago
As someone who is sick a lot of the time (I had cancer earlier this year) I would do this. I would do this hard.

Deeznutsgotem' 11 years ago
*i would do this hard* *pokerface*

Pickleszach 9 years ago
If you get no sickness your lifetime is majorly extended so the 50% that is taken will still leave you with a longer than average lifetime.

Dark_Raven97 11 years ago
so im dead now or isit the time left wich is halved?

lavaleader 11 years ago
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BorbingoBoy 11 years ago
Leave* xD

laughs_menacingly 8 months ago
i'm probably only gonna live half my life anyway so this is a win

Uriel Vázquez 13 years ago
And lose the sick leaves? No, thanks.

rexafun12 10 years ago
i said I will not cause I think that i'd rather live longer and see my freinds more

lunastarshine 11 years ago
I have cancer now.

lion23 11 years ago
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jshaw71 11 years ago
Why not? even though if I don't have many years left as it is, may as well spend them healthy...

Chazrave 11 years ago
@lavaleader have you no life?

Leg 9 years ago
The Last one said I had any superpower, so I choose immortality.

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
Have fun when the sun dies

Migdin1 10 years ago
Age is a physical disorder, and wounds, wich means i will alot longer

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
I've just pressed an immortality button so no downside

AZERRRRRRRRRRRRR 11 years ago
I rule the world (I have a robot army) and create a line of dictators.

lion23 11 years ago
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xtreme-outside 5 years ago
I clicked yes...

Richard Shao 13 years ago
IMMORTALITY

Badger Punk 11 years ago
You can't reduce a lifetime by a percent as you would then have to reduce that and then that and then that

Ninjaawesomeness1 9 years ago
I NEVER get sick

joujoubox 11 years ago
What's the point of livng for 100 years if you spend it all sick?

jessica06 9 years ago
Quality over quantity

UndertaleFreakX 11 years ago
I already never am sick (Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

emeraldgreenwolfaged22 11 years ago
Im all good with that hahaha

Lucaribro501 11 years ago
But i don't have any disorders and i rarely get sick.

Cosmic Communist 10 years ago
I like having ADHD, actually. Cuz with medication, I can control it, but since the H is very emphasized in me, it's like being naturally high 24/7. Why the hell do I want to lose that? xD

lion23 11 years ago
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KarmaOkami 8 years ago
Id rather keep my EHS

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
rip autistic people

DerpyDolphin 11 years ago
I'll murder and create a youth Portion from kids souls

DevsLTU 11 years ago
Sure i will get naked and jump in the street when its winter

Ben13345 11 years ago
Well a disorder is ur life reduced so I win

EDMisMyLife 12 years ago
With how shitty the world has become, I wouldn't mind this...

Zeroofthekings 10 years ago
Sense its actually the side effects of getting old that kills you and not actually getting old itself and this gets rid of that... you live forever and half of infinity is still infinity. Also my ocd and such makes me who i am.

Cubixxx 3 years ago
When you get sick, it is caused by your body fighting off germs. If you never get sick, does that mean your body refuses to fight off the germs? If so, won't you die sooner?

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago
lol i get sick once a YEAR

CCthecat 11 years ago
U know what guys Just don't go on the road carelessly so u don't meet any accidents or murder And hell knows how long you might live divided by 2? XD

lion23 11 years ago
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huantedmind 11 years ago
Losing my autism and depression might actually be worth half a life

lion23 11 years ago
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