Will You Press The Button?

Swimpienator 3 years ago

ha i was immortal from the last button press

Mitchell 10 years ago

Well getting old is a kind of physical disorder, it causes your body to degrade phisicaly. If u never get old, u never die. So, what is half of infinity

meatloave last year

Excellent loophole! Half of infinity? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......a bunch? A bunch sounds right

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big BOOM 10 years ago

i hate my life anyway

1337master 8 years ago

NO! My mental disorders make me who I am! And I actually kinda love my anxiety, because I live With it, sooo... Don't judge me! *Jumps out of window, shredding at the saxophone while doing so*

Trey KrazyGalaxy Nielsen 13 years ago

i'd rather have the shemigani eye

bucketofblonk 5 years ago

velocityraptor omg you were the one that made the shimigani eye button

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CollinCarter 9 years ago

Downside. Not. Detected.

Happyhaby 9 years ago

Yep

Iain Cavins 13 years ago

Plot Twist: life expectancy raises to 200 years old in the near future.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

No thanks. I'd rather have ADHD

Schplexus 6 years ago

Well ADD counts as ADHD as far as I know.

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Drey Blevins 13 years ago

As someone who is sick a lot of the time (I had cancer earlier this year) I would do this. I would do this hard.

Deeznutsgotem' 11 years ago

*i would do this hard* *pokerface*

CCthecat 11 years ago

U know what guys Just don't go on the road carelessly so u don't meet any accidents or murder And hell knows how long you might live divided by 2? XD

lion23 11 years ago

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Cubixxx 3 years ago

When you get sick, it is caused by your body fighting off germs. If you never get sick, does that mean your body refuses to fight off the germs? If so, won't you die sooner?

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago

lol i get sick once a YEAR

lion23 11 years ago

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LauraTruver 9 years ago

Reply to me sing is e p

LauraTruver 9 years ago

Tt Rrrrrrr Ppppppp Fffff Qq Q&A plx

huantedmind 11 years ago

Losing my autism and depression might actually be worth half a life

Citrine 9 years ago

Already pressed a button that makes me immortal

MrCharles 11 years ago

Well you usually die of something in your body gone wrong so ... immortality basically as your life would be 50% of infinity

death2claw 11 years ago

Stralin did stuff right.

DaIrishSpartan 11 years ago

wait it said reduced? shit i thought it said your liftime has 50% added

Brandon Stinson 13 years ago

Better to enjoy life and die young than to suffer for your whole life.

UnrealSMAT 6 years ago

I want to die

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago

HELL NAW

lion23 11 years ago

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xXx_Pink_Sheep_Fan_xXx 11 years ago

Pink Sheep makes all his fans immortal lol jk

DavidG_42 11 years ago

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Kittenlover101 9 years ago

I pressed a button for immortalty so ha!

muchael 12 years ago

so.... Get reduced lifetime or get reduced lifetime... It's a lose/lose

hufflepuffhaley 10 years ago

Epilepsy/chiari/anxiety/depression sucks, but I want to live every moment I get. I"d rather live will all my shit thank you.

GamersCat 11 years ago

I'd rather be able to be sick, being sick gives you a day off from stuff like school and work :D

lion23 11 years ago

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lion23 11 years ago

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Badassgirlnerd 9 years ago

Great I get to die sooner AND not have depression/anxiety/not get sick. Wow!

Bon_Bon666 11 years ago

you can just say half -_-

hollandcasino 11 years ago

it is like being sick

DeathSkull4500 9 years ago

there is no upside....... if you didnt press the button you would live 100% of your life and if you pressed the button you would never be sick again but there would be no point since living 100% of your life is better

Wax Wlaymore 11 years ago

fuck that iv already got a 50 year life span

SsAnDeRsOn2 11 years ago

No thanks I want to live a full life

Austin Whitlow 13 years ago

isn't death considered an illness on med bottles?

never256 10 years ago

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lion23 11 years ago

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bloodyfox110 6 years ago

Y E S :^)

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx 11 years ago

All the edgy dark kids are like. OH I totally am a psychopath so I better press the button

Heromine4123 11 years ago

I already don't get sick so there is no point

Pig207 11 years ago

dying of old age doesnt exist, its just your boddy not being strong enough to fight of deseases, and since you cant get diseases... -Hunter

tintin51532 11 years ago

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peppermintgamer 11 years ago

Muchael learn to fucking read. It said lose all kinds disorders BUT reduced lifetime. It's not a lose/lose its still a dillemma.

Bobbychadwick 9 years ago

Yes!

Fanning 2 years ago

Then I will have a short but happy life

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